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Original Poster Posted 2006-06-09 20:56 ·  中国 浙江 台州 电信
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Wife didn't sleep all night [Repost] Poster: Xiaoyaozi

(1)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, she went to a private detective agency, threw down 2000 yuan, and entrusted the private detective to collect all evidence of the philandering husband's infidelity.
After a week, the husband received a court summons. The wife filed for divorce.
Finally, the husband was judged to be at fault, and the house and family property all went to the wife.
This is a Beijing wife.

(2)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, the wife went to a hair salon in the morning for a perm, did a face mask in the afternoon, and顺便 went to a sexy lingerie store to buy sexy lingerie. In the evening, she prepared a candlelight dinner at home, costing a total of four hundred yuan. When the husband returned home in the evening, he saw the beautiful and sexy wife and was so surprised that an egg could fit in his mouth. He deeply regretted having bad eyesight and vowed to never let the wife leave him for the rest of his life.
A week later, the wife wrote an article titled "How I Retained My Philandering Husband?" and published it in a magazine, and also got a five hundred yuan contribution fee.
This is a Shanghai wife.

(3)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, the wife dressed up in fancy clothes, called her first love: Hello, do you still remember me?
I'm very lonely, I'm free tonight......
So the husband continued to be dissolute outside, and the wife had an affair with the lover at home, each minding their own business, and everything was peaceful.
This is a Guangdong wife.

(4)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, the wife cleaned the house neatly, folded the husband's change of clothes neatly, left a note telling the husband to take medicine on time. Then she went back to her mother's home. Later, the husband had a change of heart, went to his mother-in-law's home to beg for forgiveness, brought back the wife, and vowed to live a good life.
This is a Sichuan wife.

(5)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, the wife sharpened two kitchen knives in the house, tucked one in front and one at the back, and decided to confront the husband.
She thought to herself: Hehe, it's either his death or my ruin with you.
Later, the husband obediently went back home with the wife.
This is a Hunan wife.

(6)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, the wife rolled up her sleeves and went to the kitchen. Usually, she could eat two taels of soup noodles plus one烧饼, but today she made one jin of soup noodles plus ten烧饼, and ate them all at one meal.
After eating, the wife touched her round belly, fell on the bed and burst into tears: How will I live the days to come?
Yi er yo......
The husband didn't divorce because of the affair, but half a year later, he filed for divorce, citing that the wife was as fat as a pig......
This is a Shanxi wife.

(7)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, she cried back to her mother's home and told her younger brother everything exactly. The younger brother called the eldest brother from his aunt's family and the younger brother from his uncle's family. Each of them held a wooden stick and waited on the way home for the husband......
Later, the husband with a black eye and a swollen face went to court to file for divorce. After mediation was ineffective, the court ruled that both parties should divorce, and the property should be divided equally. And the wife was ordered to bear the husband's medical expenses for the beating.
This is a Northeast wife.

(8)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, she ran to her husband's unit, cried and made a scene, publicly exposed the ugly things between her husband and his young and beautiful "fox spirit" colleague. The unit promised to give a punishment.
Later, the husband divorced her, and a week after the divorce, he married that young sister again.
This is a Shandong wife.

(9)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, the wife hid the household register, marriage certificate, property certificate, and bank passbook. And cut off all of the husband's economic sources, then said to the husband complacently: I see what you can use to support that fox spirit...... I won't divorce you either, *you to death!
This is a......
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The wife of the person who reads the post but doesn't reply!
Floor 2 Posted 2006-06-09 21:31 ·  中国 湖南 常德 电信
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Your points are only 1900, why can you enter the 50000 one?
Floor 3 Posted 2006-06-10 00:54 ·  中国 广东 广州 白云区 电信
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Because she is a super user and has super privileges.
Floor 4 Posted 2006-06-12 12:52 ·  中国 福建 泉州 电信
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(IX)
Wife didn't sleep all night.
The next morning, as soon as she got up, the wife hid the household registration book, marriage certificate, property certificate, and savings book. And cut off all the husband's economic sources. Then she said complacently to the husband: I see what you will use to support that fox spirit... I won't divorce you either, *you to death!
This is a...... ........

This is a Henan wife!!!!!!!!!!!

I have deep experience in this~~~
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Floor 5 Posted 2006-06-19 21:33 ·  中国 福建 莆田 联通
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Floor 6 Posted 2006-07-13 18:58 ·  中国 安徽 铜陵 移动
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Xiao Xiao leaves, he he
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Floor 7 Posted 2006-07-22 18:57 ·  中国 福建 泉州 晋江市 电信
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The cultures of various cities are different.
Floor 8 Posted 2007-05-08 00:29 ·  中国 湖北 潜江 电信
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Heard it on the radio
@set c= 不知则觉多,知则觉少,越知越多,便觉越来越少. --- 知多少.
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Floor 9 Posted 2007-05-08 10:03 ·  中国 安徽 芜湖 电信
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Hey, what type of wife do you count as....... ^O^
Floor 10 Posted 2007-05-13 22:06 ·  中国 江西 南昌 电信
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Floor 11 Posted 2007-05-15 22:47 ·  中国 安徽 蚌埠 电信
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