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Original Poster Posted 2005-08-21 22:54 ·  IANA 局域网IP(Private-Use)
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One day, DOS went to a hotel to drink. He ordered two glasses at once. The boss was puzzled. DOS said, "My friend Windows is ill and is in the hospital. I'm drinking this glass for him."

Another day, DOS went to the hotel again and only ordered one glass of wine. The boss said, "Is your friend dead?"

DOS shouted, "Nonsense! Actually, I've quit drinking."
简单就是美
Floor 2 Posted 2005-08-22 00:54 ·  中国 广东 广州 白云区 电信
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A bit bored, purely just posting water content...
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Floor 3 Posted 2005-08-27 08:19 ·  中国 台湾
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So blind! Hehe~
Who made up this story?
Floor 4 Posted 2005-12-09 13:52 ·  中国 江西 南昌 电信
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Hehe, support~~~
Floor 5 Posted 2005-12-15 17:02 ·  中国 河南 濮阳 电信
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Floor 6 Posted 2005-12-24 15:01 ·  中国 云南 临沧 电信
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Support!

Drinking doesn't need a reason!
Floor 7 Posted 2006-03-16 12:23 ·  中国 浙江 台州 玉环市 电信
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Quit drinking? Still want a drink, purely nonsense!!!!!!!!11
Floor 8 Posted 2006-03-16 22:03 ·  中国 广东 珠海 电信
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Floor 9 Posted 2006-05-26 13:36 ·  中国 湖北 荆州 电信
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Originally posted by afnspy at 2006-3-16 12:23 PM:
Quit drinking? Still want a drink, purely nonsense!!!!!!!!11

He was drinking for his friend, oh
Floor 10 Posted 2006-05-26 14:09 ·  中国 四川 绵阳 电信
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Heh
Floor 11 Posted 2006-06-02 13:21 ·  中国 福建 莆田 联通
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Originally posted by afnspy at 2006-3-16 12:23:
Quit drinking? Still want a glass, purely nonsense!!!!!!!!11

It means that if Windows is broken, you need to enter DOS
Floor 12 Posted 2006-06-02 19:30 ·  中国 浙江 衢州 电信
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Windows without DOS is absolutely not okay.
Floor 13 Posted 2006-06-02 22:42 ·  中国 四川 南充 电信
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Floor 14 Posted 2006-06-04 16:20 ·  中国 福建 泉州 电信
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