What to do if there's a button you can't undo
Leaders:
Bush: This is a disgrace to the world's anti-terror organization. We will spare no cost to get this button undone. We have already sent a large number of special forces, and guarantee that the button will be undone within 3 months!
Bin Laden: Get a plane, make sure to smash the button off!
Arafat: We will never yield! This button has already occupied our territory by force for 24 hours!
Sharon: I can say without exaggeration! Even if this button goes to the bathroom, it still has to get our approval!
Clinton: Why didn't Lewinsky have a button like this?
Lee Teng-hui: This is the result of our effective deterrence!
Zhu Rongji: We have already greatly raised the button's wages, but it still can't be undone! This is serious corruption!
Celebrities:
Jin Yong: I will transfer the filming rights to this button to China Central Television for 1 yuan!
Gu Long: What a hard button!
He lightly stroked that button! A glimmer of dawn appeared on the horizon...
Wen Ruian: That button!
One
Flies
Up
To
The Sky
!
Huang Yi: After a burst of light, this button arrived in the Qin dynasty!
Wesley: This button actually came from outer space!
Wei Hui: He's still desperately trying to undo this button, but I, am already wet!
Zhao Zhongxiang: On the boundless expanse of clothing, a button suddenly sprang out. This injured button struggled
on top of the clothing. But nature is cruel, and this button finally disappeared into the vast clothing.
Ni Ping: I'm very emotional, yet for the motherland this button is so tiny! (In tears!)
Cui Yongyuan: The husband says the husband is right, the wife says the wife is right. The button is stuck on the clothes,
so who is right in the end? We have invited this button to our studio today,
to let it talk about its personal feelings from being stuck on the clothes.
Wang Xiaoya: This is the first round of Luck! Are you ready?
Alright! Listen to the question! (Dang!!!)
While taking off your girlfriend's clothes, suddenly there's a button you can't undo? What do you do
Answer a: If she won't take it off, I will Answer b: Buy a piece of clothing without buttons!
Dr. Jia: On the surface this button can't be undone! But why can't we look at it from the other side! Actually, that
piece of clothing can't be undone either!
Jiang Kun: I knew long ago the button couldn't be undone, I just wouldn't say it; it's not surprising at all that such a lousy button
can't be undone. If it could be undone, that would be strange instead.
Xue Cun: Cuihua, button it up.
Zhao Benshan: To undo a button, choose the right medicine; choosing medicine also requires诀窍!
Don't just watch the ads!
Zhao Wei: I apologize for the psychological burden unintentionally caused to mobile phone users by the button getting stuck on the clothes. Actually, subjectively
I would never get the button stuck on the clothes, because for eight generations my ancestors have all been button fans, so I absolutely would not intentionally
get the button stuck on the clothes.
Zhou Yu: Since there are buttons, why are there clothes?
Nonsensical style: This button is purely original! If there are any similarities,
that is purely coincidental!
Tang Monk: This button is wide on the left and narrow on the right, light in front and heavy in back. It's extremely uncomfortable when fastened, and
might cause breast lesions; as for that piece of clothing, it will surely understand the compassionate and fearless spirit of my Buddha and return to my side, Namo Amitabha
Buddha...
Sun Wukong (holding up this button): Boluoboluomi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zhu Bajie: Can't undo it again! Huh? Why did I say "again"?
Fortune-telling woman: (Seeing the button, she drops to her knees before it) Sir, you have a heavenly bone on your forehead, a spiritual light in your eyes, an immortal
reincarnated, a deity descended to earth. I have finally waited for you. (The button lifts its leg as if to leave) Don't move. Although I have revealed the secrets of heaven,
disaster is unavoidable, but this is destined in my fate. Even if I must brave enormous danger, I still have to read your whole face.
Bao Longxing: I accidentally stole an imperial dragon button! I beg Your Majesty's forgiveness!
Wei Xiaobao: Dear audience, thank you all for crowding so close and standing so straight to hear my storytelling, that's really giving me face. (Xiaobao
sits on several stacked tables) The person I am going to talk about today is the chief of the Heaven and Earth Society, Button. There is a saying that if in your life you have not
seen Button, then calling yourself a hero is in vain. He is eight chi tall, and his waist is also eight chi.！
Crowd: Wow! Wouldn't that make him square?
Wei Xiaobao: Square then square. If you've never seen a square button, that's really lame. There are even octagonal ones, I'm telling you! (scratches his head and
turns around) As for the name of his martial arts, it is called Nine Heavens Ten Earths, Bodhisattvas shake their heads in fear, Splitting Lightning Golden Light Thunderbolt!
With one palm strike, within a radius of a hundred li, whether humans, beasts, shrimps, crabs, or fleas, all would be reduced to flying ash!
Wei Chunhua: Aiya, little brother, we are innocent!
Duo Long: We are innocent!
Chemistry teacher: Please pour sulfuric acid on the button. The button will slowly come undone.
Computer teacher: First, let us format the clothes. This way both the button and the clothes will be cleared away. Then reinstall the clothing system.
Before reinstalling the system, please make a backup of the buttonhole.
Physics teacher: Have you all forgotten to use the principle of the lever!
Philosophy teacher: We must look at this button dialectically!
Companies:
China Telecom: We have already begun lowering the price for undoing buttons. The first 3 minutes are 0.30 yuan, and after that each additional minute costs an extra 0.02
yuan;
China Unicom: China's button, buttoning up China!
Sohu: Lightning Mail, and we're even giving away buttons!
Sina: We have launched an online discussion series on Stephen Chow and buttons! You can join the discussion at www.sina.com!
NetEase: We will have Stephen Chow attend the launch ceremony of our button-online!
ChinaNet: Dear customer, hello! After carefully testing the button, we found that the problem is that the way of undoing the button
is incorrect, so please undo it and fasten it again, or log in to the clothes and handle it yourself.
Tencent QQ: The latest user-selectable button numbers are now launched in the Button Cool Number Zone! From 100000000 to 100999999, freely choose
your dream number combinations, compete over nice numbers and cool numbers, and enjoy full membership service throughout! Open
http://club.tencent.com/qqs.shtml right now
Microsoft: The button not coming undone is a compatibility problem between the button and the clothes. Please download the latest patch or upgrade your clothes.
Ericsson: This button not being undoable is only because our technical staff are carrying out tests.
Nokia: It may be because these models of buttons do not have external antennas, so the button cannot be undone.
Mercedes: Before this, we had already informed the user that the button malfunction is related to the user's long-term use of dialect in calls, but this
user actually made public that the button can't be undone. For this behavior we reserve the right to sue the user.
Toshiba: The problem with the button is a small bug. American users, please go to retailers to collect compensation. Chinese users, please
download a patch from our company's website!
Hensheng: The button not coming undone is not our company's problem. Regarding this user's illegal online publication of
information unfavorable to our company, our company has decided to sue this user!
Civil servants:
Public security: To undo a button, call 110;
Taxation: Paying taxes according to law is an obligation every button should fulfill!
National People's Congress: The people's button serves the people!
Others:
Absurd style: Damn, how can I be this unlucky, at such a critical moment the button won't come undone!
"Rip" the clothes got torn!........................
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Leaders:
Bush: This is a disgrace to the world's anti-terror organization. We will spare no cost to get this button undone. We have already sent a large number of special forces, and guarantee that the button will be undone within 3 months!
Bin Laden: Get a plane, make sure to smash the button off!
Arafat: We will never yield! This button has already occupied our territory by force for 24 hours!
Sharon: I can say without exaggeration! Even if this button goes to the bathroom, it still has to get our approval!
Clinton: Why didn't Lewinsky have a button like this?
Lee Teng-hui: This is the result of our effective deterrence!
Zhu Rongji: We have already greatly raised the button's wages, but it still can't be undone! This is serious corruption!
Celebrities:
Jin Yong: I will transfer the filming rights to this button to China Central Television for 1 yuan!
Gu Long: What a hard button!
He lightly stroked that button! A glimmer of dawn appeared on the horizon...
Wen Ruian: That button!
One
Flies
Up
To
The Sky
!
Huang Yi: After a burst of light, this button arrived in the Qin dynasty!
Wesley: This button actually came from outer space!
Wei Hui: He's still desperately trying to undo this button, but I, am already wet!
Zhao Zhongxiang: On the boundless expanse of clothing, a button suddenly sprang out. This injured button struggled
on top of the clothing. But nature is cruel, and this button finally disappeared into the vast clothing.
Ni Ping: I'm very emotional, yet for the motherland this button is so tiny! (In tears!)
Cui Yongyuan: The husband says the husband is right, the wife says the wife is right. The button is stuck on the clothes,
so who is right in the end? We have invited this button to our studio today,
to let it talk about its personal feelings from being stuck on the clothes.
Wang Xiaoya: This is the first round of Luck! Are you ready?
Alright! Listen to the question! (Dang!!!)
While taking off your girlfriend's clothes, suddenly there's a button you can't undo? What do you do
Answer a: If she won't take it off, I will Answer b: Buy a piece of clothing without buttons!
Dr. Jia: On the surface this button can't be undone! But why can't we look at it from the other side! Actually, that
piece of clothing can't be undone either!
Jiang Kun: I knew long ago the button couldn't be undone, I just wouldn't say it; it's not surprising at all that such a lousy button
can't be undone. If it could be undone, that would be strange instead.
Xue Cun: Cuihua, button it up.
Zhao Benshan: To undo a button, choose the right medicine; choosing medicine also requires诀窍!
Don't just watch the ads!
Zhao Wei: I apologize for the psychological burden unintentionally caused to mobile phone users by the button getting stuck on the clothes. Actually, subjectively
I would never get the button stuck on the clothes, because for eight generations my ancestors have all been button fans, so I absolutely would not intentionally
get the button stuck on the clothes.
Zhou Yu: Since there are buttons, why are there clothes?
Nonsensical style: This button is purely original! If there are any similarities,
that is purely coincidental!
Tang Monk: This button is wide on the left and narrow on the right, light in front and heavy in back. It's extremely uncomfortable when fastened, and
might cause breast lesions; as for that piece of clothing, it will surely understand the compassionate and fearless spirit of my Buddha and return to my side, Namo Amitabha
Buddha...
Sun Wukong (holding up this button): Boluoboluomi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zhu Bajie: Can't undo it again! Huh? Why did I say "again"?
Fortune-telling woman: (Seeing the button, she drops to her knees before it) Sir, you have a heavenly bone on your forehead, a spiritual light in your eyes, an immortal
reincarnated, a deity descended to earth. I have finally waited for you. (The button lifts its leg as if to leave) Don't move. Although I have revealed the secrets of heaven,
disaster is unavoidable, but this is destined in my fate. Even if I must brave enormous danger, I still have to read your whole face.
Bao Longxing: I accidentally stole an imperial dragon button! I beg Your Majesty's forgiveness!
Wei Xiaobao: Dear audience, thank you all for crowding so close and standing so straight to hear my storytelling, that's really giving me face. (Xiaobao
sits on several stacked tables) The person I am going to talk about today is the chief of the Heaven and Earth Society, Button. There is a saying that if in your life you have not
seen Button, then calling yourself a hero is in vain. He is eight chi tall, and his waist is also eight chi.！
Crowd: Wow! Wouldn't that make him square?
Wei Xiaobao: Square then square. If you've never seen a square button, that's really lame. There are even octagonal ones, I'm telling you! (scratches his head and
turns around) As for the name of his martial arts, it is called Nine Heavens Ten Earths, Bodhisattvas shake their heads in fear, Splitting Lightning Golden Light Thunderbolt!
With one palm strike, within a radius of a hundred li, whether humans, beasts, shrimps, crabs, or fleas, all would be reduced to flying ash!
Wei Chunhua: Aiya, little brother, we are innocent!
Duo Long: We are innocent!
Chemistry teacher: Please pour sulfuric acid on the button. The button will slowly come undone.
Computer teacher: First, let us format the clothes. This way both the button and the clothes will be cleared away. Then reinstall the clothing system.
Before reinstalling the system, please make a backup of the buttonhole.
Physics teacher: Have you all forgotten to use the principle of the lever!
Philosophy teacher: We must look at this button dialectically!
Companies:
China Telecom: We have already begun lowering the price for undoing buttons. The first 3 minutes are 0.30 yuan, and after that each additional minute costs an extra 0.02
yuan;
China Unicom: China's button, buttoning up China!
Sohu: Lightning Mail, and we're even giving away buttons!
Sina: We have launched an online discussion series on Stephen Chow and buttons! You can join the discussion at www.sina.com!
NetEase: We will have Stephen Chow attend the launch ceremony of our button-online!
ChinaNet: Dear customer, hello! After carefully testing the button, we found that the problem is that the way of undoing the button
is incorrect, so please undo it and fasten it again, or log in to the clothes and handle it yourself.
Tencent QQ: The latest user-selectable button numbers are now launched in the Button Cool Number Zone! From 100000000 to 100999999, freely choose
your dream number combinations, compete over nice numbers and cool numbers, and enjoy full membership service throughout! Open
http://club.tencent.com/qqs.shtml right now
Microsoft: The button not coming undone is a compatibility problem between the button and the clothes. Please download the latest patch or upgrade your clothes.
Ericsson: This button not being undoable is only because our technical staff are carrying out tests.
Nokia: It may be because these models of buttons do not have external antennas, so the button cannot be undone.
Mercedes: Before this, we had already informed the user that the button malfunction is related to the user's long-term use of dialect in calls, but this
user actually made public that the button can't be undone. For this behavior we reserve the right to sue the user.
Toshiba: The problem with the button is a small bug. American users, please go to retailers to collect compensation. Chinese users, please
download a patch from our company's website!
Hensheng: The button not coming undone is not our company's problem. Regarding this user's illegal online publication of
information unfavorable to our company, our company has decided to sue this user!
Civil servants:
Public security: To undo a button, call 110;
Taxation: Paying taxes according to law is an obligation every button should fulfill!
National People's Congress: The people's button serves the people!
Others:
Absurd style: Damn, how can I be this unlucky, at such a critical moment the button won't come undone!
"Rip" the clothes got torn!........................
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