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| 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] To Marry, Marry a Moderator!!!! |
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| Floor1 如是大师 | Posted 2004-05-20 00:00 |
| 元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北 | |
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I. He won't quarrel with you.
He (she) is generally in the forum that you hit back, scold back. When have you ever seen a moderator quarrel with netizens? Generally speaking, the moderator has better patience. If he (she) really doesn't like it, he will also change a vest to play. This point is very important: at home he will give in to you everywhere. Even if he wants to quarrel with you, he will instigate your baby to argue with you. The possibility of direct conflict between you is almost zero. II. Don't worry about him being flirtatious. He has seen many talented and beautiful people. He even懒得 look at ordinary women. Even if he has that heart, he doesn't have the courage. Even if he has the courage, he doesn't have the time. Their meal time is very tight. When they eat, their eyes have to be fixed on the display screen. There are a few guys who like to make trouble when they eat. It seems that some boring people have taught something in "Posting Skills", and they have remembered it. He surfs the Internet every day but has no time to chat with MM. The most dangerous profession is also the safest profession. III. Satisfy your vanity. The most powerful media nowadays is "the Internet". The most popular in the net is the forum. The most glamorous in the forum is naturally the moderator. To say that your husband is a moderator, especially the moderator of the aaaa forum, the driver will stop the car in a hurry and come back; the star will also come to ask you for an autograph ; you don't go to work, and the unit will send your salary and bonus to your door... IV. Practical. You can drive in the opposite direction, and the traffic police will still maintain order for you; you don't pay for the meal, and others will still send you home; the plane stops for 2 hours just because you haven't finished drawing your eyebrows. When you board the plane, people not only don't blame you, but also say it's a great honor to meet you... V. The family is relatively safe. Have you heard? Men will go bad when they have money. The moderator is neither full nor starved, just right. If you want to find an official, his age must be over 35 years old; if you find a rich person, maybe one day you will become the "first wife"; if you find a young person with no power or money, you desperately help him save money and pull strings. When he has power and money, you are already old and yellow, and his secretary must be younger and more beautiful than you... VI. Don't hesitate. Take a look at whether there are unmarried moderators, and by the way, see if there are those who are divorced or have a tendency to divorce. |
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| Floor2 Kinglion | Posted 2004-05-20 00:00 |
| 铂金会员 Posts 1,924 Credits 5,798 From 金獅電腦軟體工作室 | |
| Floor3 Roy | Posted 2004-05-21 00:00 |
| 管理员 Posts 1,633 Credits 4,869 | |
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Hahahaha~~~
The following is a quote from Kinglion on May 20, 2004, 11:59:41 AM:Then I'll be the second one XDD |
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| Floor4 523066680 | Posted 2009-03-15 01:57 |
| 银牌会员 Posts 1,133 Credits 2,362 | |
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Third place is also good, go for it when it's good!
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| Floor5 dosz | Posted 2009-03-15 03:55 |
| 中级用户 Posts 188 Credits 396 From 上海 | |
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Sofa, bench, carpet, all have.
Master: I can only sit on the floor! |
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| Floor6 netbenton | Posted 2009-03-15 05:36 |
| 银牌会员 Posts 752 Credits 1,916 From 广西 | |
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I can only stand by the door...
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| Floor7 523066680 | Posted 2009-03-15 22:44 |
| 银牌会员 Posts 1,133 Credits 2,362 | |
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Where, where. The latercomers will surpass the predecessors. Moreover, the waves behind the Yangtze River push those in front, and the front ones...
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