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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] To Marry, Marry a Moderator!!!! View 1,564 Replies 6
Original Poster Posted 2004-05-20 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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I. He won't quarrel with you.
He (she) is generally in the forum that you hit back, scold back. When have you ever seen a moderator quarrel with netizens? Generally speaking, the moderator has better patience. If he (she) really doesn't like it, he will also change a vest to play. This point is very important: at home he will give in to you everywhere. Even if he wants to quarrel with you, he will instigate your baby to argue with you. The possibility of direct conflict between you is almost zero.
II. Don't worry about him being flirtatious.
He has seen many talented and beautiful people. He even懒得 look at ordinary women. Even if he has that heart, he doesn't have the courage. Even if he has the courage, he doesn't have the time. Their meal time is very tight. When they eat, their eyes have to be fixed on the display screen. There are a few guys who like to make trouble when they eat. It seems that some boring people have taught something in "Posting Skills", and they have remembered it. He surfs the Internet every day but has no time to chat with MM. The most dangerous profession is also the safest profession.
III. Satisfy your vanity.
The most powerful media nowadays is "the Internet". The most popular in the net is the forum. The most glamorous in the forum is naturally the moderator. To say that your husband is a moderator, especially the moderator of the aaaa forum, the driver will stop the car in a hurry and come back; the star will also come to ask you for an autograph ; you don't go to work, and the unit will send your salary and bonus to your door...
IV. Practical.
You can drive in the opposite direction, and the traffic police will still maintain order for you; you don't pay for the meal, and others will still send you home; the plane stops for 2 hours just because you haven't finished drawing your eyebrows. When you board the plane, people not only don't blame you, but also say it's a great honor to meet you...
V. The family is relatively safe.
Have you heard? Men will go bad when they have money. The moderator is neither full nor starved, just right. If you want to find an official, his age must be over 35 years old; if you find a rich person, maybe one day you will become the "first wife"; if you find a young person with no power or money, you desperately help him save money and pull strings. When he has power and money, you are already old and yellow, and his secretary must be younger and more beautiful than you...
VI. Don't hesitate. Take a look at whether there are unmarried moderators, and by the way, see if there are those who are divorced or have a tendency to divorce.
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Floor 2 Posted 2004-05-20 00:00 ·  中国 辽宁 朝阳 联通
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Floor 3 Posted 2004-05-21 00:00 ·  中国 香港 有线电视
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Floor 4 Posted 2009-03-15 01:57 ·  中国 广东 揭阳 电信
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