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Floor 31 Posted 2003-05-10 00:00　·　 中国 台湾 远传电信
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Two yuan? Then in terms of New Taiwan dollars...
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Floor 32 Posted 2003-05-12 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 武汉 汉阳区 电信
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DD, this is a column, why is it all small talk???
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Floor 33 Posted 2003-05-12 00:00　·　 中国 台湾 远传电信
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Hehe.........Why did you suddenly become serious!!!
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Floor 34 Posted 2003-05-12 00:00　·　 中国 香港 有线宽频用户
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The following is a quote from Master Rushi on 2003-5-12 4:04:51:
DD, this is a column, why is it all small talk???

Is it a small talk column.......
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Floor 35 Posted 2003-05-12 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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Hehe......This is the first time I've seen Roy be so humorous.
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Floor 36 Posted 2003-05-12 00:00　·　 中国 台湾 台南市 远传电信
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Well, Roy starts to be humorous~~
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Floor 37 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00　·　 中国 香港 有线宽频用户
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I am a humorous person!! But there is no chance to show it...
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Floor 38 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00　·　 中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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Give you a chance to show off, go ahead!
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Floor 39 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00　·　 中国 香港 有线宽频用户
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One day, a classmate in the class asked the teacher three personal questions,
and took three ten-yuan notes, wanting the teacher to guess whether the middle coin was heads or ten yuan,
and if the teacher guessed ten yuan, they wouldn't have to answer the questions.

So the teacher agreed, and the student started asking the first question:
Teacher, who was the one to make the first move when you and your wife were in the bridal chamber?

At this time, the teacher drew heads, bowed her head shyly and said: It was me

Then the student asked the second question:
Teacher, who was on top?

At this time, the student played a little trick, so the teacher drew heads again,
the teacher answered embarrassedly again: Still me

紧接着，学生又问第三个问题：
Teacher, what was the first thing you said when you were in the bridal chamber?

At this time, I saw that student holding the three coins very hard...
When the teacher couldn't draw the middle coin, she asked the student: Why are you holding them so tightly?

Suddenly, the whole class burst into laughter...
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Floor 40 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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Heheh heh......Humor is everywhere, and even God can't take it away.
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Floor 41 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00　·　 中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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Your joke is really amazing, I have nothing to say!
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Floor 42 Posted 2003-05-14 00:00　·　 中国 台湾 远传电信
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This joke... Roy, you're something...
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