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Floor 31 Posted 2006-11-17 19:42 ·  中国 上海 奉贤区 电信
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@echo off
cls
echo Microsoft Windows 2000
echo (C) Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.
echo.
set/p=%cd%^><nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul&set/p=开机<nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul
echo.
echo."开机" is not an internal or external command, nor is it a runnable program
echo. or batch file.
echo.
set/p=%cd%^><nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul&set/p=快开机<nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul
echo.
echo."快开机" is not an internal or external command, nor is it a runnable program
echo. or batch file.
echo.
set/p=%cd%^><nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul&set/p=你他妈的开机<nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul
echo.
echo."你他妈的开机" is not an internal or external command, nor is it a runnable program
echo. or batch file.
echo.
set/p=%cd%^><nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul&set/p=你他妈的快开机<nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul
echo.
echo."你他妈的快开机" is not an internal or external command, nor is it a runnable program
echo. or batch file.
echo.
set/p=%cd%^><nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul&set/p=操 你他妈的在不开机老子砸了你<nul&ping -n 1 172.1>nul
echo.
@echo off
@set b================================================================================

set b1=}

set n=1
:t1
cls
set b1=%b1%}

set b=%b:~1%
echo Loading Windows 2000...

echo %b1%%b%

set /a n+=1
if %n%==80 goto end

ping 2 172.1 >nul
goto t1
:end
cls
color b4
:qq
@echo.
@echo ※※※※※※※ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@echo ※ My Documents ※ ╔━╗ ┊Wind┊of┊Sadd┊Soft┊Look┊Far┊Choose┊
@echo ※※※※※※※ ┃Seal┃ ┊And┊Me┊Tired┊Weak┊Broken┊Love┊Escape┊
@echo. ┃Love┃ ┊! ┊Go┊Tired┊Let┊Good┊Feeling┊Avoid┊
@echo ※※※※※※※ ╚━╝ ┊ Only┊For┊You┊Worry┊For┊One┊For┊
@echo ※ My Computer ※ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@echo ※※※※※※※
@echo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@echo ※※※※※※※ ╔━╗ ┊Only┊Never┊Think┊Heart┊You┊None┊Love┊
@echo ※ Network Neighborhood ※ ┃True┃ ┊Have┊Regret┊To┊Tired┊Pain┊Have┊To┊
@echo ※※※※※※※ ┃Love┃ ┊For┊After┊You┊Worry┊To┊Have┊To┊
@echo ╚━╝ ┊You┊Regret┊Think┊Worry┊Pain┊Have┊To┊
@echo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
echo ※※※※※※※
echo ※ Internet ※
echo ※※※※※※※
echo.
echo ※※※※※※※
echo ※ Recycle Bin ※
echo ※※※※※※※
echo.
echo ※※※※※※※
echo ※ Other Programs ※
echo ※※※※※※※

set /p kk=Please select according to your needs
if %kk%==我的文档 goto m
if %kk%==我的电脑 goto l
if %kk%==网上邻居 goto n
if %kk%==Internet goto o
if %kk%==回收站 goto p
if %kk%==其他程序 goto q
goto qq
:m
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

:l
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

:n
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

:o
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

:p
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

:q
start "Address of the program to open"
goto qq

[ Last edited by maobin on 2006-11-18 at 01:48 PM ]
Floor 32 Posted 2006-11-23 00:13
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for /f %%h in (`echo hxuan`) do for /f %%x in (`echo hxuan`) do if %%h==%%x nul
Floor 33 Posted 2007-04-27 10:00 ·  中国 广东 东莞 电信
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Learned something, thanks.
Floor 34 Posted 2007-04-28 04:00 ·  中国 广东 广州 海珠区 电信
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It was done using a virtual machine.

I also made a similar thing. "But it was made for my girlfriend at that time" and it wasn't saved.
知,不觉多。不知,乃求知
Floor 35 Posted 2007-05-26 16:26 ·  中国 辽宁 大连 联通
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Learning
Floor 36 Posted 2007-05-27 13:12 ·  中国 广东 深圳 龙岗区 电信
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Need to top. Worth learning~
Floor 37 Posted 2007-05-27 19:05 ·  中国 福建 厦门 电信
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Top....................
Admiration without limit.......................
Floor 38 Posted 2007-05-27 23:22 ·  中国 广东 韶关 电信
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I can't understand, my foundation is too poor
Floor 39 Posted 2007-12-05 01:21 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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Floor 40 Posted 2007-12-18 09:47 ·  中国 浙江 台州 路桥区 电信
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Floor 41 Posted 2007-12-18 09:52 ·  中国 浙江 台州 路桥区 电信
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What tools to use? Still don't understand.
Floor 42 Posted 2007-12-18 19:07 ·  新加坡 Microsoft
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Thanks~Download and take a look
Floor 43 Posted 2007-12-18 20:36 ·  中国 广东 广州 天河区 电信
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@echo off
setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion
for %%i in (开机 快开机 他吗的快开机 你他妈到底开不开机 操!!再不开机老子砸了你!!) do (set ,=%%i&(set/p=C:\^><nul)&set /a n+=3
call :delay 200
for /l %%j in (0 1 !n!) do (call set/p=%%,:~%%j,1%%<nul&call :delay 80)
if !n! equ 15 goto :start
echo.&echo.'%%i' 不是内部或外部命令,也不是可运行的程序
echo.或批处理文件。&echo.)
:start
echo\&echo\&echo\&echo\
for /l %%i in (1 1 27) do (set/p= <nul)
set/p=Microsoft Windows 2000...<nul
echo\&set/p= <nul
for /l %%i in (1 1 77) do (set/p== <nul)
for /l %%i in (1 1 78) do (set/p=<nul)
for /l %%i in (1 1 77) do (set/p=^><nul&ping -n 1 127.1>nul)
pause >nul&exit
:delay
for /l %%i in (1,1,%1) do (error>nul 2>nul)
goto :eof
Floor 44 Posted 2007-12-19 09:54 ·  中国 广东 东莞 电信
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zjl5 This is good.. No刷屏 effect.. Clean and comfortable...
Floor 45 Posted 2007-12-22 15:14 ·  中国 山东 潍坊 联通
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Very awesome! Haha!
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