The following is a post by llm on 2004-1-4 19:41:30:
"Kid, you're still young", it's just the kind of text you can see in Chinese textbooks. Why, did you consider it a swear word when you were in school?
Let me tell you a story:
Request for Leave
Dear Teacher:
Last night, the rain was heavy and the wind was fierce, the weather was unusual. Because I was still in my dream, I was caught off guard and unfortunately caught a cold! At the time of the rooster's crow, I just realized it. I didn't expect it was too late! The virus entered my body, and I was in great pain! I also regret that before going to bed last night, I didn't listen to my roommate's advice and added one more quilt, which led to this embarrassing situation this morning. I am in pain, I regret! There's nothing else, just crying! My roommates were all moved!
I originally thought that academic achievement was the pursuit of my life! How could I miss school to avoid illness! So I decided to go to school. But when I walked halfway, the cold wind blew face to face, and the pain hit again. My tears and snot flowed down. I was in a situation worse than death. How could I have the strength to go further. I had no choice but to borrow my friend's arm and go back!
From the above, this is the reason why I didn't go to school. My teacher should understand that I didn't go to school. It's because I had no choice. It's not that I didn't want to, but that I couldn't. I also understand that I didn't go to school, and my teacher lost the pain of a good student. Without me, your class would be dull! You are suffering, and I am suffering too! But, the illness doesn't spare people, please forgive me! If I am lucky enough to see my teacher again and listen to my teacher's class again, I would rather take the blame and humiliate myself!
Alas! Alas, it's painful!
Student:
Teacher's approval for not granting leave
Teacher's approval:
Looking at your letter, at first glance, it seems reasonable, every word is full of tears, and the true feelings overflow beyond the words. Even a heart of stone would still shed a tear of sympathy... But upon careful consideration, the teacher can't help but get angry,
"How can the kid deceive the teacher, trying to put the teacher in an unfair position?"
Although there was wind and rain last night, with the strength of today's buildings, although it is not enough to withstand the 921 earthquake, it is more than enough to block such wind and rain. Could it be that your dwelling is made of straw,
and a big wolf can blow it down? "Kid" is this the first deception of the teacher.
But the teacher can't help but ask again what is the time of the rooster's crow? Could it be that your house is next to the vegetable market, and next door is a chicken seller and butcher, and what you hear is the dying cry of a native chicken? "Kid" is this the second deception of the teacher.
Not making sense, not making sense, really not making sense. If the kid really said that he is weak and dying, why is the handwriting in the letter so strong and powerful, writing like a flowing cloud and flowing water, completed in one go, without any stagnation,
and there is no sign of illness at all? "Kid" is this the third deception of the teacher.
But the teacher is not an unreasonable person. I still leave a glimmer of life for you . You need to quickly produce the real evidence of illness, such as the illness certificate issued by Mr. Hua Tuo, etc., to complete the prescribed leave application procedure,
otherwise the teacher will definitely treat it as malicious truancy, and add the crime of deceiving the teacher. If this kid is in the next semester, he can be cultivated by the teacher for another year, to fulfill the wish in your letter,
being close to each other morning and night, day and night, you are fortunate!
Do you understand what "kid" means now.
To call me "kid", you are better than me first! Can you hold on now?
