Strong, so creative. Fortunately I don't smoke, haha.
我相信总有一天，总会遇到一个人可以相濡以沫、相吻以湿！
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Posted 2007-01-31 01:35 · 中国 江苏 连云港 电信
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Posted 2007-01-31 06:45 · 中国 贵州 贵阳 电信
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Posted 2007-01-31 16:04 · 中国 广西 贺州 钟山县 电信
Scene 8
Teacher: Have a French fry.
Boy n: Thanks, I won't.
Teacher:......
This is really a true classic!
Teacher: Have a French fry.
Boy n: Thanks, I won't.
Teacher:......
This is really a true classic!
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Posted 2007-02-07 10:41 · 中国 江苏 常州 中移铁通
Yun, looking at the situation, the teacher himself is a super heavy smoker haha
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Posted 2007-02-13 11:52 · 中国 广东 湛江 电信
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Originally posted by hongmayi0 at 2007-2-7 10:41:
Wow, looking at the situation, the teacher himself is a super heavy smoker haha :）
Yeah, same feeling.
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Posted 2007-02-14 03:34 · 中国 广东 广州 电信
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Good post, top it up!
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: Give me a reason first?
Teacher: Do you need it?
Boy: Don't I need it?
Teacher: Reason for smoking?
Boy: Only need a reason if you don't smoke. These two packs of Zhonghua are what my parents sent you to try smoking.
Teacher: ……
[ Last edited by lizaoyou on 2007-2-13 at 02:53 PM ]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: Give me a reason first?
Teacher: Do you need it?
Boy: Don't I need it?
Teacher: Reason for smoking?
Boy: Only need a reason if you don't smoke. These two packs of Zhonghua are what my parents sent you to try smoking.
Teacher: ……
[ Last edited by lizaoyou on 2007-2-13 at 02:53 PM ]
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Posted 2007-04-14 06:43 · 中国 浙江 杭州 华数宽带
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Posted 2007-04-17 13:39 · 中国 山西 移动
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Posted 2007-04-17 22:01 · 中国 安徽 芜湖 电信
TMD really went to great lengths. Setting up defenses step by step, luring at every turn.
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Posted 2007-04-17 22:02 · 中国 安徽 芜湖 电信
Originally posted by lizaoyou at 2007-2-13 02:34 PM:
Good post, top it up!
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: Give me a reason first?
Teacher: Do you need it?
Boy: Don't I need it?
Teacher: Reason for smoking?
Boy: It's me who need a reason not to smoke, this is me...
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Posted 2007-05-08 12:09 · 中国 湖北 潜江 电信
@set c= 不知则觉多,知则觉少,越知越多,便觉越来越少. --- 知多少.
@for,/l,%%i,in,(1,1,55)do,@call,set/p=%%c:~%%i,1%%<nul&ping/n 1 127.1>nul
@for,/l,%%i,in,(1,1,55)do,@call,set/p=%%c:~%%i,1%%<nul&ping/n 1 127.1>nul
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Posted 2007-10-05 05:35 · 中国 江苏 苏州 联通
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Posted 2007-10-06 23:10 · 中国 河北 邢台 电信
The editor must be a smoker.........
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Posted 2007-10-23 14:28 · 中国 浙江 温州 电信
Bump
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Posted 2007-10-24 23:16 · 中国 江西 九江 电信
I remember I saw it a long time ago, it's very classic
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