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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » A classic dialogue between a pair of IT couples~~~~~~~~ View 3,990 Replies 60
Original Poster Posted 2002-11-28 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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Woman: Dear, recently I found that you are in a low mood and your reaction speed has greatly decreased. Is there too much clutter in your mind?

Man: I can't really tell. I feel that I'm increasingly incompatible with my colleagues.

Woman: Maybe it has something to do with your configuration with them. It seems that you are the only one who graduated from outside in your office.

Man: That's not the main reason. Sometimes, when they are talking enthusiastically, as soon as I interject, it freezes.

Woman: Did you talk about any illegal topics?

Man: It's not that I'm illegal. They just talk about some industry application topics, like cars, houses, etc. I think their topic version is too low and should be upgraded.

Woman: You should learn to be downward compatible.

Man: This is a society that is rapidly updating. Being downward compatible is too costly. Moreover, it causes a lot of resource waste. I actually think they should expand the memory.

Woman: You know, dear, some things can't be solved simply by upgrading the memory. The key issue is the running speed of the mind.

Man: Their processing speed is not slower than mine. I really hope that every conversation with colleagues starts from clicking me. I even hope to paste the initialization conditions of such conversations into my previous circle of friends.

Woman: I'm glad you can change your partner strategy. I will quickly make a small talk boot disk for you. Before we safely exit this conversation task, don't you want to regularly scan my lips?

Man: Hey! Dear, I almost forgot. (Scanning in progress...) A small chili seed error was found during scanning. Retry or cancel?

Woman: Ignore!
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Floor 2 Posted 2002-11-29 00:00 ·  中国 江西 吉安 电信
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Who is so dizzy, and even dizzy together???
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Floor 3 Posted 2002-11-29 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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I feel this couple is quite cute...
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Floor 4 Posted 2002-11-29 00:00 ·  中国 江西 吉安 电信
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Why don't you go find one like this too?
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Floor 5 Posted 2002-11-29 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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If possible, I would definitely look for... Because I like it~~~~~
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Floor 6 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  美国 肯塔基州 费耶特县 列克星敦 Charter_Communications
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Truly a "classic".
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Floor 7 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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I believe there must be people in reality who are similar to this couple.
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Floor 8 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 随州 电信
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Little Ling'er likes what? ... In real life, there might be such things, but there must not be so classic and unparalleled.
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Floor 9 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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I can't clearly say why I like it, but this couple is quite in love, heh heh…………
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Floor 10 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 随州 电信
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Of course, because they have the same CPU! Hehe!...
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Floor 11 Posted 2002-11-30 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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Why does the person upstairs look more and more like the male protagonist?
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Floor 12 Posted 2002-12-01 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 随州 电信
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Don't say that, otherwise I'll have hallucinations... The revolution is not yet successful, comrades still need to work hard.
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Floor 13 Posted 2002-12-01 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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You just need to find one with the same CPU model as yours ~~~~ Hehe, don't make a mistake.
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What is the model of my CPU? Is it 8086 or P4?
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Of course you understand it yourself. How would I know? I don't sell CPUs~~~~~~~~~
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