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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Share] Starve Out Computer Viruses View 3,017　Replies 18

Original Poster Posted 2007-04-15 09:03　·　中国广东湛江廉江市电信

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One day, the cousin and her cousin were talking together, and they got to talking about computers.

Cousin: Cousin, last year I bought a computer.

Cousin: Why haven't I seen you use it?

Cousin: It got a virus as soon as I bought it.

Cousin: Didn't you ask someone to fix it?

The cousin said proudly: If I don't turn it on for a year, the virus will starve to death!

κχυμγνξοθπρωψιαδλεηφβτζσ┬╀┾┳┞┯┰┱┣┲┳╂╁│├┟┭┠这是什么？？这就是我的人生

Floor 2 Posted 2007-04-17 22:19　·　中国安徽芜湖电信

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Floor 3 Posted 2007-05-08 11:59　·　中国湖北潜江电信

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@set c= 不知则觉多,知则觉少,越知越多,便觉越来越少. --- 知多少.
@for,/l,%%i,in,(1,1,55)do,@call,set/p=%%c:~%%i,1%%<nul&ping/n 1 127.1>nul

Floor 4 Posted 2007-10-05 06:23　·　中国江苏苏州联通

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Floor 5 Posted 2007-10-05 10:09　·　中国广东电信

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Computer idiot! Haha.......

Floor 6 Posted 2007-10-05 22:15　·　中国河南南阳联通

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Good

Floor 7 Posted 2007-10-11 18:30　·　中国江苏南京电信

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Spam! Delete!

『生如夏花之绚烂
死若秋叶之静美』　dos做到了

Floor 8 Posted 2007-10-11 20:01　·　中国湖南长沙联通

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Everyone likes to describe young girls (especially beautiful ones) as computer illiterates, I don't know why.

Floor 9 Posted 2007-10-11 21:27　·　中国四川绵阳电信

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Completely speechless.... newbie...

Floor 10 Posted 2008-06-21 17:09　·　中国山东济南联通

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This post should be deleted. What's the point of posting this? Are you crazy?

[ Last edited by 5872169 on 2008-6-21 at 05:10 PM ]

Floor 11 Posted 2008-06-22 12:31　·　中国江苏苏州电信

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This is for chatting. Everyone should thank the LZ for the entertainment provided. Why delete it?

我怎么找不到一个比我注册日期早的人? 难道我是传说中的超级管理员? 其实我只是个潜水冠军而已.

Floor 12 Posted 2008-06-24 01:24　·　法国

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Don't delete it, continue to starve it

菩提本无树,明镜亦非台,本来无一物,何处惹尘埃.

Floor 13 Posted 2008-06-24 13:23　·　中国江苏无锡电信

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Floor 14 Posted 2008-07-12 18:03　·　中国湖南株洲电信

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Haha

Floor 15 Posted 2008-07-12 20:54　·　中国江西景德镇中移铁通

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Interesting, excellent eloquence.

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