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How Does Teacher Niu B Check if Students Smoke

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　　>> >　　Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student a: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　a naturally sticks out two fingers to clamp and take it...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student b: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　b, since hearing a's situation, so very carefully takes the french fry with the palm.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you dip it in some ketchup?
　　>> >　　b accidentally dips too much, so immediately flicks with the finger...
　　>> >　　Teacher: The posture of flicking ashes is very skilled. Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student c: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke, okay, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　c, because of the previous two examples, very carefully eats the french fry with sweat streaming down.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
　　>> >　　c takes the french fry and then casually clamps it on the ear...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke??? Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student d: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　d eats the french fry with trepidation.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
　　>> >　　d again carefully puts the french fry in the coat pocket.
　　>> >　　Teacher suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
　　>> >　　d quickly takes the french fry out of the pocket and throws it on the ground, and stomps on it hard with the foot...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student e: I don't smoke,
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　e just takes the french fry, and the teacher says: Don't you treat me to it?
　　>> >　　e quickly hands the french fry with both hands, then takes out the lighter...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student f: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　f eats it with trepidation.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
　　>> >　　f has sweat on the palm, but still calmly bows and says: Hello principal!
　　>> >　　Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.
　　>> >　　f takes out the french fry: It won't, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you really smoke or not?
　　>> >　　Male student g: Swear to God, absolutely not smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Really not smoke? Okay, come have a french fry.
　　>> >　　g very naturally takes the french fry and eats it up.
　　>> >　　Teacher: What a good kid, what brand of french fries do you generally like?
　　>> >　　g(得意忘形地): Da Zhonghua...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Have a french fry.
　　>> >　　Male student n: Thanks, I won't.
　　>> >　　Teacher:......

[ Last edited by 雨露 on 2006-12-2 at 10:21 PM ]

Nice

This is a very inappropriate and vulgar expression. It does not conform to proper language norms. If we only focus on the translation in a mechanical way without considering the inappropriateness, it would be: Really fucking amazing, I just damn it, who wrote this, so fucking awesome, in the future I should interrogate my own son like this, interrogate him to death. But it should be noted that such vulgar language is not suitable for formal or civilized communication.

Haha~ Fortunately, I haven't encountered such a powerful teacher.

After seeing it, I still think it's funny.

What brand do you generally like?
(Arrogantly): Greater China...

Hehe, these moves are good for dealing with the next one

That's really amazing, I admire you. Who wrote this? It's extremely awesome. In the future, I should interrogate my own son like this

It's really not something a human would write. It's extremely amazing.

Hehe, occasionally when I'm bored, taking a look at this is really much more relaxing. Well, in the future... still smoke less...