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Original Poster Posted 2006-09-10 06:38 ·  中国 广东 佛山 广东睿江科技有限公司
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### Summary of Reasons for the Failure of the U.S. Military Raid on Beijing in the Year 200x

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the U.S. Military made a summary before the U.S. Congress:

This failure is not only a strategic failure but also a tactical failure.

1. Our army carelessly used the Beijing Tourist Map from the Beijing Municipal Tourism Bureau, the Beijing Traffic Map from the Beijing Public Transport Company, and the Beijing Topographic Map from the Beijing Geological Exploration Center. We mistakenly thought that the things used by the Chinese for themselves, although not very good, would never deceive their own people. However, we were wrong. The very first day we got these few maps doomed that we were going to fight a wrong war at a wrong time, in a wrong place, and in a wrong country.
1. The 3rd Battalion, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne Division, which was originally supposed to land at Tsinghua University, was mistakenly airdropped into Kunming Lake in the Summer Palace. Those who could swim surrendered, and those who couldn't drown. None of the 533 people escaped.
2. After the 10th Mountain Division captured the Yungang area, it carried out the order to destroy the Third Research Institute of China Aviation Group as per the original plan. The 1st Battalion of the 1st Regiment searched the Yungang Town for nearly a day and failed to find the exact location of the Third Research Institute of China Aviation Group. As a result, the entire 1st Regiment had to be added to the search, causing the unit to fail to complete the combat plan. When the main force crossed the Yongding River, since the airborne unit failed to deliver the pontoon bridge unit on time, it had to stay at the crossing place for 7 hours. After the pontoon bridge unit arrived, it was discovered that the so-called Yongding River had no water at all. And the 1st Regiment didn't know until the retreat that they had been circling in the compound of the Aerospace Third Institute for four whole days!
3. The heavy armor group of the 3rd Marine Division broke through the position of the 26th Army of the Chinese defense forces and entered the outskirts of Beijing from the Badaling Expressway. It encountered an unprecedented traffic jam at the junction of the 5th Ring Road and the Badaling Expressway. It failed to move forward for 15 consecutive hours and was defeated by the Chinese reinforcement forces.
4. The paratroopers of the 502nd Regiment, 101st Division, who landed in Datun chose to land on the green spaces, clubs, swimming pools, and lakes on the community planning map. As a result, when they landed, they found that they all landed on the rooftops because the developer arbitrarily changed the plan, building buildings where the originally promised green spaces, clubs, swimming pools, and lakes were supposed to be in order to sell more units. What was even more tragic was that these damn community plans caused countless casualties among the unfortunate paratroopers when they parachuted and landed. The surviving paratroopers fought with the militia through the skylights on the rooftops all night, and most of them were killed in action.
5. The 501st Regiment, 101st Division, which was the only one airdropped within the 4th Ring Road, landed in Chaoyang Park. It was the only open area within the 4th Ring Road. After landing, it was discovered that the terrain in this area was rugged and definitely not an open area. The heavy equipment airdropped could not be transported out of the park, so it had to abandon the original combat plan and hold out in the park waiting for rescue. They were the first unit to be captured as a complete formation in this battle.
6. When fighting巷战 (urban combat), the apartment floor plans used for advertising by real estate developers by our army were seriously distorted. All the internal spaces of the apartments were so narrow that it was terrifying, and heavy weapons could not be transported into the rooms selected as fortresses before the battle; and the strength of the buildings was seriously insufficient to be used as combat fortifications.
7. It is particularly worth mentioning that when the SEAL Team raided Anzhen Building, the special forces young men rushed along the fire escape, but the fire escape was blocked or converted for other uses by the property management company. After breaking several pliers, they had to declare the mission failed and withdraw.
8. The battlefield commander over-relied on the official Chinese road maps, which led to the loss of control of troop deployment, and he was irreversibly responsible. For example, the 4th Heavy Division advanced from Tianjin towards Beijing, planning to take the Jingtong Road and Jianguo Road to go along Chang'an Avenue; however, countless missing manhole covers on the road made it difficult for our army's vehicles to move forward. There were even phenomena where continuous manhole cover groups got the wheeled infantry fighting vehicles and tanks stuck. The remaining tank unit ran wildly along the famous Jingtong Expressway. When it reached Sihui, it had been shaken apart. It was rushed by a group of people who seemed to be militia riding cart boards (a nearly primitive transportation tool used by Chinese farmers). (It was confirmed after the battle that although they showed amazing combat effectiveness at that time, they were not militia but waste collectors.) They were all taken to the waste recycling station.
9. The 82nd Airborne Division responsible for raiding Beijing Capital International Airport entered the urban area along the Airport Expressway after occupying the airport. When passing through Siyuan Bridge, due to the poor quality of the bridge, the drivers of the heavy equipment did not dare to pass, so they had to abandon the vehicles and move forward lightly. Facing 36 confusing red lights and several hours of traffic jam at Sanyuan Bridge, the soldiers who were sunburned and got heatstroke scattered to find water to drink. A large number of soldiers, unable to endure the thirst, had to drink the seriously polluted underground water in Beijing, and they foamed at the mouth and had limb convulsions, unable to control themselves to pick up the guns and shoot randomly, and shouted: "Oh my God, which son of a bitch from the Pentagon ordered the attack here? I'm going to kill him! Can people live here? We traveled all the way here to fight, it's really asking for trouble!!!"
10. The entry of our mechanized units into the city was simply a disaster. There were more than a dozen toll stations of all sizes along the way that required payment, and the payment was based on tonnage. Similarly, for passing vehicles, the damn Chinese army paid at least half less money than us!!! Moreover, there were checkpoints everywhere to check the road maintenance fees. After entering the city, they were fined by the traffic police, and the toll collection personnel had low quality, unable to distinguish between U.S. dollars and RMB, and they demanded the same amount of money regardless of what currency it was! This made our army regard entering the city as a dreaded thing (it should have brought the Japanese here earlier).
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Agreed!!!!! Approved to convey and study to units above the village level nationwide......
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That's extremely far-fetched!
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Hehe~ Interesting. It satirizes the problems in China's development in another way.

Twenty years of reform and opening up have changed China and also changed the world pattern.
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Terrorists after London and Egypt may want to harm Guangzhou!

One day, Guangzhou, as usual, experienced a crowded morning.

Terrorists carried out multiple consecutive explosions in Guangzhou as planned.....

After being pointed out by passers-by, the first terrorist came to Tianhe North, the new business center of Guangzhou. Oh my god, this place is simply too suitable for terrorist attacks. There are tall buildings everywhere, and there is even a skyscraper towering into the clouds. Just as this guy was nervously crossing the road towards Citic, but his nervous expression and black bag attracted the attention of some people who had been waiting by the roadside for a long time. When he was still about 10 meters away from Citic, our lovely terrorist guy seemed to have already seen Allah calling him. Suddenly, there was the roar of a motorcycle engine from behind, reaching a speed of 10,000 rpm, and then it swept past in front. In a hurry, only two helmets left a deep impression on the terrorist guy. Guangzhou people's driving safety awareness is really extremely strong! However, quickly he found that his bag was stolen!!!

Two days later, the news reported that an explosion occurred in a rental house in Fangcun, injuring several people, suspected to be caused by illegal use of liquefied gas......

The second terrorist tried to find a place with a dense crowd. Relying on his keen professional sense, he quickly came to the legendary Liuhua Railway Station. Oh my god, this place is simply too suitable for terrorist attacks. There are people coming and going everywhere, highly dense and crowded. Although it was really hard to squeeze, but as a warrior of God, he still squeezed in between the gaps. Victory was about to come, and Allah was about to call. Suddenly, four burly men surrounded him, and a dull stick hit his head. When he woke up, the bag was gone, and only socks were left on his body. A few police cars were patrolling in the distance……

The next day, a huge explosion occurred in Dongpu, several people were killed and injured, and the police initially suspected that the explosion was caused by a short circuit in the circuit.

The third terrorist was preparing to attack Guangzhou's transportation hub, and the target was initially set at Quzhuang Overpass. After being stuck in traffic for 2 hours, he finally arrived at the target overpass, but found that he couldn't find a place to get down. After finally turning down, he didn't know where to get up again. This was not good for his retreat. Finally, this guy decided to walk up to the overpass. Just like the first guy, his nervous expression and black bag attracted the attention of some people who had been waiting by the roadside for a long time. When he walked up to Quzhuang Overpass, he found that his bag was stolen. A few people with curly hair and high noses were staring at him in the distance……

That night, an explosion occurred in Shipai Village, several people from Xinjiang were killed and injured. Police news: ×× underground firecracker factory safety accident……

The fourth terrorist was preparing to attack a large residential area. After choosing and choosing, he thought that富力 (Fuli) developer was relatively NB, so it was him. He put on the bag and came to a FL property. Oh my god, this place is simply too suitable for terrorist attacks. The buildings are towering into the clouds, airtight, highly dense and crowded. Thinking of this, the terrorist guy showed a long-lost smile at the corner of his mouth. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a few security guards with batons rushed out and beat him up from head to toe: "You want to safeguard rights, you want to petition……" As evidence, the bag was confiscated.

A few days later, a loud noise at the Fuli headquarters, injuring several people. Fuli claimed it was due to the construction of air defense projects……

The fifth terrorist was preparing to attack public transportation. After waiting for dozens of minutes in the crowded Sports Center Bus Station, he finally waited for a bus. However, the not too crowded car couldn't be boarded no matter how hard he tried. Someone has been at the door, seemingly paying money, and seemingly asking for directions…… Reluctantly, the terrorist guy took out 2 yuan to help that person pay the fare. As a result, that person got off and left.莫名其妙 got on the bus. The about-to-success terrorist guy was about to press the remote control in his pocket, but found that the pocket had been cut open a big hole, and everything inside was gone. Turning around again, the bag was gone……

Many days later, a loud noise came from Huadu. Fortunately, no one was injured. It was said that it was caused by improper charging of counterfeit mobile phone batteries causing an explosion.......

The newspaper finally reported: The police and the people joined hands, and anti-terrorism was effective
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It's quite funny to have seen it, ha
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Agreed!!!!! Approve to convey and study to units above the village level nationwide......
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