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『楼主』: [转帖]MM是怎样折磨交警的(爆笑) 使用 LLM 解释/回答一下

MM是怎样折磨交警的(爆笑)
他在十字路口拦住了她的“polo”，敬礼后，请她出示驾驶证。

“这是为什么？”她坦率地惊问道。
“您违犯了交通规则。”
“谁告诉您的？”
“我亲眼看到的。快出示证件，我等着呢。”
“您是不是认为我没有驾照？”
“我没这样认为。”
“可是，我怎么可以把证件交给一个完全不认识的人呢？”
“我是交通警察，我有权这样做。”
“可我怎样知道您是交警呢？”
“难道您没看见我穿的制服？”
“制服能说明什么？制服是可以假造的。我记得10年前，我的朋友张娜认识了一位军人……”
“请不要给我讲故事，我在等您的证件。”
“这不是故事，是往事。我只是想证明，制服并不总是可信的。”
“那好吧，我可以让您看一下我的工作证。”
“这个吗……也好，让我看看。嗯，这么说，您叫李维金？”
“李维全。”
“什么？您瞧这全写得像个金。算了，就当你是李维金吧，可是照片却不像你呀？”
“不知道，可能是没戴帽子吧。强调一下。我叫李维全”
“真的吗？你摘下帽子让我看看。还有，站直些，别皱眉头。是的，有点像了。照片很久了吧？”
“7年前……”
“这能看出来。你那时看上去很帅。”
“好了吧，请把证件还给我。”
“你急啥？只要证件不是伪造的，就不会有什么事发生。”
“可我没空呀，我正在值班。”
“你是否认为，我的空闲时间很多？我马上要去市场，顺路还得去找女裁缝，还要去看望生病的姑姑，还得给丈夫打电话……”
“我求您了，快把证件还给我！您看看，您让后面堵了多少车了。”
“这怎么能怨我？要知道并不是我拦住了您，而是您拦住了我。”
“好吧，好吧，算我错了。只是恳求您快把证件还给我，把车开走。”
“就是嘛！给您证件。以后可别再制造交通堵塞了。”

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How MM Tormented the Traffic Police (Hilarious)

He stopped her "Polo" at the crossroads, saluted, and asked her to produce her driver's license.

"Why is that?" she asked frankly in surprise.
"You violated the traffic rules."
"Who told you?"
"I saw it with my own eyes. Produce your documents quickly, I'm waiting."
"Do you think I don't have a driver's license?"
"I didn't think that."
"But how can I hand over my documents to a complete stranger?"
"I'm a traffic police officer, I have the right to do this."
"But how do I know you're a traffic police officer?"
"Didn't you see my uniform?"
"What can a uniform prove? A uniform can be counterfeit. I remember that 10 years ago, my friend Zhang Na met a soldier..."
"Please don't tell me stories, I'm waiting for your documents."
"This isn't a story, it's the past. I just want to prove that a uniform isn't always trustworthy."
"Okay, I can show you my work permit."
"Well... okay, let me see. Hmm, so you're Li Weijin?"
"Li Weiquan."
"What? You see, this 'quan' is written like a 'jin'. Forget it, just consider you as Li Weijin, but the photo doesn't look like you?"
"I don't know, maybe I didn't wear a hat. Emphasize. I'm Li Weiquan"
"Really? Take off your hat and let me see. Also, stand up straight, don't frown. Yes, it's a bit like. The photo is a long time ago?"
"Seven years ago..."
"You can tell. You looked very handsome back then."
"Okay, give me back my documents."
"Why are you in a hurry? As long as the documents aren't counterfeit, nothing will happen."
"But I'm not free, I'm on duty."
"Do you think my free time is a lot? I'm going to the market soon, and I have to go to the dressmaker on the way, and visit my sick aunt, and call my husband..."
"Please, give me back my documents! Look, how many cars are blocked behind you."
"How can this be my fault? You know it's not me who stopped you, but you who stopped me."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Just please give me back my documents quickly and drive away."
"There you go! Here's your document. Don't cause traffic jams again in the future."

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