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qasa
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『楼主』: [分享]客服中心的爆笑电话使用 LLM 解释/回答一下

＜一＞
用户：我买了你们的上网卡，怎么用啊。
客服了解了一下，发现对方对电脑知识了解不多，就很耐心的从头教起： “请打开我的电脑“
用户：咦，你的电脑我怎么能打开呢？
客服（差点晕倒）：那就打开你的电脑
用户：我的电脑就是打开的阿。
客服：彻底晕倒，后来花费了很大的力气在“你的我的电脑“上面
＜二＞
用户：我怎么总是上不去网啊
客服询问了一下情况：“可能是你的猫的问题“
用户：好，你等一下。。。。好啦，我家的猫已经让我关门外头了“
客服：！！！！！
＜三＞
用户：不好啦，电脑出毛病拉
客服：什么症状？
我拨号上网，让我输入用户名和密码，输入用户名的时候没有问题，可是
密码的时候，
我明明输入的是数字，可显示出来的是星星。。。。。。。。。。
#$&^&&*****＝(!!!

移动的客户服务中心，

＜一＞
客服:请问您的手机号码?(您的手机号码是多少?)
用户啪啪啪啪在手机上按自己的手机号码.
客服(.....):先生，我的意思是请您报一下手机号码.........

＜二＞
客服:您好，请问有什么可帮您?
用户:请帮我转人工台.
客服:........(把我当机器人?)

游戏的客户服务中心，

＜一＞
客户：你们三角洲里的盟军2玩不了！
客服：？？！！请问是什么盘？
客户：藏经阁。
..................
＜二＞
客户：你们公司的游戏怎么不能玩？？
客服：如果有光盘质量问题可以去经销商那里调换
客户：算了，反正也只有五块钱
客服：@#$^&*()!
＜三＞
客：喂，我怎么读不了盘？
服：我给你试过了可以的，请确认一下。
客：是真的读不了啦，您能过来一下吗？
服：是不是您盘的问题？
客：不是的...
服：...(继续判断什么原因)
客：...(继续说不行)
服：好吧，我过去！
等客服过去的时候，看了一下，是无法读取，把光驱打开，里面放的是软盘……

＜一＞
User: I bought your internet card, how do I use it.
Customer service, after understanding, found that the other party knows little about computer knowledge, so patiently taught from the beginning: "Please open my computer"
User: Oh, how can I open your computer?
Customer service (almost fainted): Then open your computer
User: My computer is already on.
Customer service: Completely fainted, and then spent a lot of effort on "your computer"
＜二＞
User: Why can't I always get online
Customer service asked the situation: "Maybe it's a problem with your modem"
User: Okay, wait a minute... Okay, I've locked my modem outside the door "
Customer service:!!!!!
＜三＞
User: Oh no, the computer is broken
Customer service: What's the symptom?
I dial up to access the internet, and I need to enter the username and password. When entering the username, there's no problem, but
when entering the password,
I clearly entered numbers, but what's displayed are stars...
#$&^&&*****＝(!!!

Mobile customer service center,

＜一＞
Customer service: May I have your mobile phone number? (What's your mobile phone number?)
User clicked rapidly on the phone to press his own mobile phone number.
Customer service (.....): Sir, I mean please report the mobile phone number.........

＜二＞
Customer service: Hello, is there anything I can help you with?
User: Please transfer me to the manual service.
Customer service: ........(Treat me as a robot?)

Game customer service center,

＜一＞
Customer: The Allied Forces 2 in your Delta Force can't be played!
Customer service:??!!! What disc is it?
Customer: Zang Jing Ge.
..................
＜二＞
Customer: Why can't your company's game be played??
Customer service: If there is a problem with the disc quality, you can go to the dealer to exchange it
Customer: Forget it, anyway, it's only five yuan
Customer service: @#$^&*()!
＜三＞
Customer: Hello, why can't I read the disc?
Service: I tried it and it's okay, please confirm.
Customer: It really can't be read, can you come over?
Service: Is it a problem with your disc?
Customer: No...
Service:...(Continue to judge what's the reason)
Customer:...(Continue to say it's not working)
Service: Okay, I'll come over!
When the customer service arrived, he took a look and found that it couldn't be read. He opened the CD drive, and there was a floppy disk inside...

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2007-4-15 09:09