中国DOS联盟

### 1. Changing Small Denominations
My brother got married and asked me to exchange 50 pieces of 20 yuan RMB for red envelopes.
I took 1,000 yuan to the bank to exchange, but the **sb** (slang for an offensive term) had an extremely bad attitude and said "No, I can't exchange it for you".
The attitude was really bad. I asked back very fiercely, "Say it again". The guy was very arrogant and said "Just no".
I said "Wait and see". The sb said "Are you threatening me?"
I took out my ID card and said "Open an account, deposit 1,000 yuan".
It was over. I said "Withdraw 20 yuan again" and withdrew 20 yuan twice in a row.
The sb said "What do you mean?" (Shanghai dialect: What do you mean?)
"CN, get the money, can't you exchange 50 times and then close the account?" (CN is a pinyin abbreviation of a cursing word in Shanghai dialect)
The sb exchanged 50 brand-new 20 yuan notes for me shamefully. Bitch!!! (擦刮里新 = brand new, 白 = give)

### 2. Why It's Called Construction Bank
I just went to the **jian** (derogatory term) bank next to the hospital to withdraw money. There were many people queuing at the ATM outside, all waiting in line to sunbathe.
But strangely, there was only one customer in the business hall inside.
So I walked to a window and said to that guy who looked like a scoundrel, "Withdraw 800 yuan".
That person actually said to go to the ATM outside. I asked him why the card couldn't be withdrawn at the counter?
He said that for amounts below 5,000 yuan, you should go to the ATM to withdraw, saying that this is to save time, improve efficiency, and divert traffic. I was stunned at that time. Divert traffic? I asked him, now the ATM outside is queued up very long, and there's no one here. What efficiency is saved? Which document stipulates that amounts below 5,000 yuan can't be withdrawn at the counter? Other banks can!
That son of a bitch said it was the document of Construction Bank. I said show it to me! He couldn't take it out, and just wouldn't let me withdraw.
I looked at the people queuing up outside to sunbathe, and then at the bitch inside reading newspapers and blowing air conditioning. I was really angry. So I decided to play a trick on him. I said okay, then withdraw 5,000 yuan! After he handled it, he gave me 5,000 yuan. I took 100 yuan and said "Deposit 100 yuan"! The ATM can't deposit money, so he handled it. After he handled this 100 yuan, I took another 100 yuan and said "Deposit 100 yuan"!
That son of a bitch said "Can't you deposit it all at once?" I said the document I made for myself stipulates that I can only deposit 100 yuan at a time. How about it? Can't I? I just deposit 100 yuan at a time, 100 yuan at a time.
Slowly, many supporters surrounded me, and everyone said well done!
Someone next to me started doing the same as me.
Finally, their leader came out and was very arrogant and said: You are disrupting the financial order, I will call the police.
I said I'm depositing money, isn't the bank a place to deposit money?
Do you have a document stipulating that I can't deposit 100 yuan at a time? Show it to me!
Many people next to me supported me and loudly criticized them.
Finally, that so-called leader said sorry, we will definitely improve our work methods in the future to make it convenient for everyone, etc. .......
When I turned to leave, I said to him, I now know why you are Construction Bank, because you are very jian!

### 3. Fake Note at China Merchants Bank
A few days ago, I went to China Merchants Bank to get money (for the company). When counting the money, I found a fake 100 yuan note. Because I am a finance major and there was a previous case in the company (after taking money from the bank and paying wages, someone found fake notes), so I was especially careful. Then, I said to the counter lady: Miss, there's something wrong with this note.
Miss: What's wrong?
I said: It's fake.
Miss: Impossible, you left the counter.
I got angry at that time: Do you have bad eyes? Which eye did you see me leave the counter?
So I had an argument with her. The attitude was very bad. It seemed like I deliberately changed the money. She was sharp with her words to me~
I said: Is your counterfeit note detector broken? The fake note passed by didn't trigger an alarm. Okay, let's call the police to handle it ~ Don't beat around the bush ~ Call 110~!
At this time, the bank was in an uproar~ The bank president came out~ Before the matter was clarified, he threw me a sentence first: Did you leave the counter? If you leave the counter, you can't prove that this fake note was issued by us!
I *! I just thought it was ridiculous at that time: Is he here to solve the problem? Without saying two words, he pushed the responsibility clean~"
I said: Whether I left the counter or not, it's not up to me to say~ Let's check the surveillance video. Or I will call the police to handle it, you see what to do.
At this time, the bank president began to be a bit "soft", and his attitude improved a lot. He also smiled at me and said: Then what do you think is a solution? You put forward a plan.
I was also a bit dizzy with anger at that time. Without thinking, I blurted out: 1 compensate 10!
Bank president: Compensate 10 for 1, that's not possible. How about a 50% discount? I thought about it and算了~
In the end, I just took the money and said to the president and that counter lady: You better remember this face in the future, don't play any "tricks" (Many banks have illegal operations, often issuing fake notes, mostly in larger amounts where it's not easy to detect.
Finally, the president smiled and sent me out of the door ~

### 4. VIP at Agricultural Bank
Starting a few months ago, Hohhot Agricultural Bank set up a VIP window, only handling business above 50,000 yuan. Once I wanted to withdraw 10,000 yuan. The line at the small amount window was very long, and the VIP window was empty. I went to the VIP window to handle it. The staff asked me how much I was withdrawing. I said 10,000 yuan. She directly said, business below 50,000 yuan goes to the small amount window to queue. I said, then I will withdraw 60,000 yuan. She said, 60,000 yuan is okay. After she withdrew 60,000 yuan in cash for me, I took out 10,000 yuan and put the remaining 50,000 yuan back and said: Deposit 50,000 yuan for me. The staff directly fainted.

### 5. Withdraw All
Another time at a certain Industrial and Commercial Bank, after a 1.4 million yuan appropriation arrived, I went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank to handle the money. Because I didn't have an Industrial and Commercial Bank card, I was going to open a card to transfer and deposit the money. As a result, the staff actually said that to open a card, I need to copy the ID card, and their copier was broken, and I had to copy it myself. I was furious and said, forget it, I don't deposit it. Withdraw all 1.4 million yuan! You report the plan tonight, I will come to get it tomorrow! The business department director of the bank changed color immediately. Then, a little girl with a smile on her face said: You bring your ID card, I will copy it for you. Wait a moment for me... Hmm, at that time, I felt balanced psychologically...

　　Hehe, there's really a trick~

That's really impressive. I don't have this ability.

Good method, worth learning

The building owner has provided a good idea. Everyone can draw inferences from one instance.

That's pretty tough, I admire it, admire it

Now the attitude of some banks is like that~~~~ It's really annoying~~~ Reading this post is really relieving

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