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高考的一篇旷世搞笑奇文[转帖]
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我在这个世界上生活了十几年,虽总在加
强情操的培养,但是有的时候,仍然很难做一
些性命悠关的大决定。生存,还是毁灭,这是
个问题。莎士比亚的这个疑问困扰了古代无数
的哲人。
他人的利益重要,还是自己的利益重要?
为了祖国是不是该牺牲个人的利益?为人民服
务的宗旨是不是要坚持?这是我们的品德教育
用了十年,才使我们彻底弄清的问题。革命先
烈用八年抗战,为我们做出了最好的回答。我
们这代人是跨世纪的一代,将来会面对更多的
诱惑。正因为如此,我们必须从小就树立一切
为了他人的崇高信念。
生命是人最宝贵的财富,但是在重要的时
候,个人利益必须牺牲。* * * 在刺骨的冰水
中救孩子,这是他心灵的选择。他牺牲自己,
让孩子的生命得到延续。而在我们的生活中,
大多没有这么极端的情况。但也不能有一点危
险就屁滚尿流。做出牺牲自己的选择,不只是
象用眼睛看来那么简单的。我们必须时时反省
自己,只有时刻严格要求自己,才可能成为一
个完整的人。
个人的利益首先还要服从集体利益,就像
当年一个人再怎么成功,其力量也不能改变国
家孱弱的现实。个人的智慧再强大,也比不上
集体智慧。是全中国人民集体才改变了我国一
穷二白的面貌,是千千万万劳动中国人民艰苦
奋斗痴心不悔,才建成了我们的国家,有人说
雷锋傻,我们就要做革命的傻子,每天用雷锋
事迹逼迫自己努力向上。但这其实非常难,人
不是神,做出牺牲自己的决定,内心斗争是必
然要经历的。这是,我们必须提高觉悟,尽量
排除病态的极端个人主义思想干扰,严格要求
自己,做出正确的心灵选择。
一个人的力量微不足道,经常无法实现宏
伟目标。所以如果想要社会进步,我们必需要
时刻准备,甚至不惜牺牲自己的个人利益,不
能象猪一样,只知享乐。而是要象革命先烈那
样抛头颅,洒热血,为人民的共同利益,牺牲
自己。只有人人都这样,我国才能真正富强,
才能还我国以强国本色,我们大家才能过得更
好。不过,让人人都这么想这么做的确很难,
但是如果我们都能严格要求自己,切切实实做
到从我做起,这个宏伟的目标终究有一天是会
实现的。
大的理想,如果能从小事入手,从小事做
起,便容易成功很多。所以,如果没有行动,
只是有崇高的理想是没有用的。我们需要随时
保持头脑的清醒,对自己不能放松,道德要求
铭记脑海。大家都能这样,我们的祖国怎能不
强大呢?
今年高考作文,请注意第三列……从第三列竖着看下去……(从第一行“我“字开始竖
的读下去。。。)
据说得了满分,而且按照考试稿纸的格子正好是这样的!
I have lived in this world for more than ten years. Although I always strengthen the cultivation of sentiment, sometimes it is still very difficult to make some major decisions that are life-and-death related. "To be, or not to be: that is the question." Shakespeare's this question has puzzled countless ancient philosophers.
Is the interests of others important, or is one's own interests important? Should one sacrifice personal interests for the motherland? Should the purpose of serving the people be adhered to? These are the issues that our moral education took ten years to thoroughly clarify for us. The revolutionary martyrs used eight years of the War of Resistance Against Japan to give us the best answer. Our generation is a generation that spans the century and will face more temptations in the future. Precisely because of this, we must establish the lofty belief of all for others from childhood.
Life is the most precious wealth of a person, but in important moments, personal interests must be sacrificed. * * * Rescuing a child in freezing ice water is his choice of heart. He sacrificed himself to prolong the child's life. And in our lives, most of us don't have such extreme situations. But we can't be scared out of our wits at the first sign of danger. Making the choice to sacrifice oneself is not as simple as it seems with the eyes. We must always reflect on ourselves. Only by strictly demanding ourselves at all times can we possibly become a complete person.
Personal interests must first be subordinated to collective interests. Just as no matter how successful one person was back then, his strength could not change the reality of the country's weakness. No matter how powerful one's own wisdom is, it is not as good as collective wisdom. It is the collective of all the Chinese people that changed the backward and poor appearance of our country. It is the hard work and unwavering dedication of the thousands and thousands of working Chinese people that built our country. Some people say that Lei Feng was stupid, but we should be revolutionary fools and force ourselves to strive upward with Lei Feng's deeds every day. But this is actually very difficult. Humans are not gods, and when making the decision to sacrifice oneself, internal struggle is inevitable. At this time, we must raise our awareness, try our best to eliminate the interference of pathological extreme individualism ideas, strictly demand ourselves, and make the correct choice of heart.
The strength of one person is insignificant and often unable to achieve grand goals. So if we want social progress, we must always be prepared, and even be willing to sacrifice our personal interests. We should not be like pigs, only knowing to indulge in pleasure. Instead, we should be like the revolutionary martyrs who shed their heads and spilled their blood to sacrifice ourselves for the common interests of the people. Only when everyone does this can our country truly become prosperous and strong, and regain its status as a powerful country, and everyone can live a better life. However, it is indeed very difficult for everyone to think and act like this. But if we all can strictly demand ourselves and truly start from ourselves, this grand goal will eventually be achieved one day.
If a big ideal can start from small things and start from small things, it will be much easier to succeed. So, if there is no action, just having lofty ideals is useless. We need to always keep our minds clear, not be lax on ourselves, and keep moral requirements in mind. If everyone can do this, how can our motherland not be strong?
This is the composition for this year's college entrance examination. Please pay attention to the third column... Read vertically from the third column... (Read from the first line starting with "I" vertically...)
It is said that it got full marks, and exactly according to the grid of the exam paper, it is like this!
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我早就贴过了。。。可惜淹S了。。。
I posted it long ago... Unfortunately, it got submerged...
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哈哈~ 哈哈~ 高手!高手!!高高手!!
哪年的??绝对是人才,哈哈
Haha~ Haha~ Expert! Expert!! Super expert!!
Which year is this?? Definitely a talent, haha
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这种老师真是!
我恨死老师了!
骂的好!
This kind of teacher is really!
I hate the teacher to death!
Well said!
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骂得好.
我也恨老师.但更多的是嘲弄.我就认为大学及高中的政史教师在误国.误人子弟.如果这真是今年高考的作文的话.我倒想见识见识这位秀才.
Well骂得 good.
I also hate teachers. But more is ridicule. I just think that the political history teachers in universities and high schools are misleading the country. Misleading the younger generation. If this is really the composition of this year's college entrance examination, I really want to see this scholar.
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罵人終究是不對的。。。
我們成長的道路上如果沒有老師,那真的不知道會是怎樣。
所以,請不要罵老師。
It's not right to curse at people...
If there were no teachers on the road of our growth, I really don't know what it would be like.
So, please don't curse at teachers.
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我想应该是哪位的恶作剧吧,不会是真的想这么骂人的。
I think it must be someone's prank, and they don't really want to curse like that.
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塑造世界观的并不是老师.而是自己的社会实践.当老师的在一定程度上就是在证明了自己的无能.你可以想.教政治的为什么不去搞政治? 教生化的为什么不去搞毒品?教经济的为什么不去赚钱?教管理的为什么不去当领导? 教土木的为什么不去搞工程?
这都说明了他们不会搞这搞那.只配教教比自己小的学生. 来弥补自己人格上的缺陷及行为上的不足. 所以说干教师的只是在浪费国家的粮食.国家养这么多吃干饭的也只有一个原因.就是愚民.奴民.
之所以说他们有人格上的缺陷是因为他们(绝大多数)都是害群之马.说说要见义勇为,自己先躲起来了.说说要学学雷锋,自己先随地吐痰.说说请客送礼不对.自己不知每年给收家长们多少红包....... 总之现在的教师就是代表了光说不练. 人说兵败败一个.将败败一片.须知这对他之下的学生会产生多么恶劣的影响.
连比他们小得多的韩寒都看得出应试教育的弊端,我就不信他们这些才高八斗的学儒会看不出.既然看得出为什么不去实践? 素质教育说了十年.而现在依然还是应试教育. 你说这到底是孰之过?
所以说听误国侏儒的话.就好比是在给自己的大脑灌屎. 我自高一后就清楚认识到了这一点.故以后我看这些侏儒的眼神就好比是古代正常男人看阉货时的眼神. 不屑一顾.
It is not teachers who shape the worldview, but one's own social practice. To a certain extent, teachers are proving their own incompetence. You can think: Why doesn't the politics teacher go into politics? Why doesn't the biology and chemistry teacher go into making drugs? Why doesn't the economics teacher go into making money? Why doesn't the management teacher go into being a leader? Why doesn't the civil engineering teacher go into doing engineering?
All these show that they can't do this or that and are only fit to teach younger students to make up for the defects in their personality and the deficiencies in their behavior. So being a teacher is just wasting the country's food. The only reason the country supports so many idle people is to fool and enslave the people.
The reason why they are said to have defects in personality is that most of them are black sheep. They say one should be brave in doing what is just, but they hide themselves first. They say one should learn from Lei Feng, but they spit on the ground first. They say it is wrong to treat guests and give presents, but they don't know how many red envelopes they receive from parents every year....... In a word, now teachers represent talking without doing. People say that a soldier's defeat defeats one person, and a general's defeat defeats a group. You should know how bad an influence this will have on the students under them.
Even Han Han, who is much younger than them, can see the drawbacks of the exam-oriented education. I don't believe these highly educated scholars can't see them. Since they can see them, why don't they put them into practice? Quality education has been talked about for ten years, but it is still the exam-oriented education. You say whose fault is this after all?
So listening to the words of those misguided dwarfs is like pouring shit into one's own brain. Since I clearly realized this after the first year of high school, I have looked at these dwarfs with the same look as a normal man in ancient times looked at eunuchs. Disdainful.
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我不相信谁能在高考时写出这等文章,肯定是好事者事后挖空心思之作。
I don't believe anyone could write such an article during the college entrance examination. It must be a prankster's painstaking work after the fact.
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庆幸我中午没有吃太多~~~~~
Glad that I didn't eat too much at noon~~~~~
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你看不出来吗?你试试吃下三脸盘的饭然后狂笑看看!那只能用“强烈喷饭”形容那种惨状啊!!!
Can't you see? You try eating three large bowls of rice and then laughing wildly! That can only be described as "violently spitting out rice" to describe that miserable situation!!!
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写文章的人一定有“惨痛的遭遇”。
否则不会在高考作文中有此手笔。命题的老师真可怜~~
我想说老师永远不应是敌人,无论他是好是坏,视老师为敌是百害而无一益的。
Those who write such articles must have "painful experiences." Otherwise, they wouldn't have such a writing style in the college entrance examination composition. The proposition teacher is really pitiful~~
I want to say that teachers should never be enemies, no matter whether they are good or bad. Considering teachers as enemies is extremely harmful and brings no benefits.
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所以,我在学校里和老师最好了!
你知道吗?
别人在学校里上网都要钱就我是免费的!
So, I get along best with the teacher at school!
Do you know?
Others have to pay for Internet access at school, but I get it for free!
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