中国DOS联盟

Crossing the Sea Under False Pretenses------After getting your friend drunk, trick him into revealing his username and password. Then your internet costs will be lower. Remember, this trick is rather sneaky, so use it sparingly.

Relieving the Siege by Attacking the Enemy's Rear------If your wife or girlfriend unfortunately becomes addicted to mahjong or dancing and you can't do anything about it, quickly apply for an account for her to surf the internet, so you can avoid being "left alone at home".

Killing Someone with a Borrowed Knife------If you have a grudge against someone and it's hard to take revenge in reality, here's a way to vent your anger: send an email bomb or CIH to him by email and wait for him to cry. However, this trick should only be used in cases of deep-seated hatred, not lightly.

Waiting at Ease for the Enemy to Come Tired------It's best not to surf the internet after dinner. It's recommended that you lie in bed and have a good sleep. Because this is the time when the network is congested. Wait until after three in the morning, then get up to call the cat, which will surely bring you unexpected surprises.

Seizing the Opportunity in Chaos------A must-use strategy in online chatting. Just observe the situation in the chat room, don't speak first. Wait until you see which side is in a good situation, then throw a hard brick at the fastest speed. This brick has the function of deciding the outcome. Seize the opportunity to show off, maybe you can become familiar.

Feinting to the East and Attacking to the West------A common strategy in BBS or chat rooms. Obviously like a certain MM, but deliberately cast amorous looks at MM C. This feinting to the east and attacking to the west method often achieves results at the critical moment.

Creating Something out of Nothing------For those who want to surf the internet but are afraid of being opposed by their wife or girlfriend, they must master this. They can hype up the internet function to be extremely amazing, "creating something out of nothing", until she is moved.

Surreptitiously Crossing the River by Stolen Sticks------For those who surf the internet at the company's expense, this must-be-mastered magic weapon. When the director is present, pretend to work extremely seriously to attract his attention, actually your computer is already connected to the internet.

Watching from the Sidelines------If you see two big shots quarreling in an online BBS and both seem not easy to mess with, it's best not to speak, so as not to get into trouble.

Smiling While Hiding a Dagger------No matter in the chat room or BBS forum, the best brick-throwing skill is to smile when meeting, wait until he loses his vigilance, then strike the vital part with a brick, which will surely have amazing effects.

Substituting the Peach for the Plum------If you encounter a novice online asking you about network issues and you find you can't answer no matter what, the best way is to shift all the responsibility to his computer or cat having a fault. Let the inanimate object take the blame, why not?

Walking off with Something on the Side------There are often such good things online. When you finish browsing a website and feel you have gained a lot, don't leave in a hurry. See if there are any freebies, and download one by the way, wouldn't that be even better?

Beating the Grass to Startle the Snake------If you suspect an email carries a virus, it's recommended not to open it immediately to avoid other unnecessary troubles. The best way is to first use an antivirus software to interrogate it, not afraid it won't confess.

Bringing the Dead Back to Life with a Corpse------If you accidentally lose your friend's email address, you can find any email he has sent you. As long as there is any email, you can use the "add the recipient's email address to the address book" function in Foxmail or other email software to retrieve the lost address.

Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain------If someone at home competes with you for internet access, this trick should be used at this time. Use small favors to lure him away, and enjoy the internet alone.

Letting the Enemy Advance Before Capturing Him------When you don't surf the internet, the network company may give you hundreds or even thousands of free internet credit hours, and even give you a good cat for free. But when you can't live without it, then it's time for the network company to cut off the line.

Throwing out a Brick to Attract Jade------When encountering a MM's post in BBS, don't just say mushy good things一味肉麻说好, modern MM don't like such creamy boys. But if you carefully refine a good brick, which hits the vital point and doesn't hurt the MM too much, then your "jade" may come.

Seizing the Ringleader When Capturing Thieves------This trick can be tried when quarreling with netizens from a certain province or region. Generally, there are a few "internet immortals" in a certain province or region. If you attack them fiercely, then you have won half the battle.

Drawing Fire from the Base------If your friend suffers from a disease called "internet syndrome" and has no effect from seeking medical treatment everywhere, you can take this trick. Hide his "old cat", then his disease will disappear in a few days.

Escaping by Changing the Shell------This trick is specially designed for those who throw email bombs or play pranks in others' mailboxes. Honest people generally don't need it.

Closing the Gate to Catch the Thief------If you find your account password is stolen, the best way is to do nothing, make a phone call to the network company, and ask them to close the gate to catch the thief, wouldn't that be great?

Forming Alliances with Distant States While Attacking Neighboring Ones------When you meet several online MM, you can take this method. Send more emails to the distant ones, and attack the nearby ones more, then you can get twice the result with half the effort.

Pretending to Go on a Campaign to Conquer虢国by Borrowing a Way------There is too little Chinese information online, and your English level is not very high. At this time, you'd better install a few translation software. Even if the translation is funny, it's better than being completely ignorant.

Substituting the Beam and Pillar------After surfing the internet for a long time, you always think the internet speed is too slow. Actually, it's useless to just blame the network company at this time. It's better to think of a move yourself. The best way is to replace your cat and memory with new ones.

Beating the Mulberry to Scold the Locust------If you surf the internet for too long and the phone bill and internet fee exceed double digits, in order to calm the internal strife at home, one of the methods is to curse the network company and phone company, curse them thoroughly until your family's boss laughs.

Pretending to Be Stupid and Feigning Insanity------If you accidentally become an "online big shot", you must not be publicized. You have to act as if nothing has happened, and appropriately act "stupid" at the right time, so that everyone doesn't compete to be an online big shot, and you won't be worthless.

Removing the Ladder After Climbing Up the House------If you deliberately want to train your leader (whether in the unit or at home) to be an internet addict, then you'd better take this method. First let him or her taste the sweetness of surfing the internet. When he or she has a bit of internet addiction, you can firmly cut off his or her back road, no longer provide free credit hours, etc. At this time, put forward a few conditions that are usually hard to meet, and generally they will be satisfied.

That's absolutely brilliant! So devious

^_^It's really extremely cunning and sneaky.

Despicable to the core, awesome!

Really awesome. Haha.

Does a person need a reason to be poisoned?

Hehe, a bit interesting!!!!!

It's very good, thank you for sharing.

How could you think of that, heh heh