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『楼主』: [转帖]嫁就要嫁个做版主的!!!! 使用 LLM 解释/回答一下

一，他不会与你吵架。
他（她）在论坛一般是打不还手，骂不还口。你几时见过版主与网友吵架的，一般地说版主的忍耐性比较好，他（她）实在看不顺眼也会换件马甲上场。这一条很重要：在家他会处处让着你，他即使想与你争吵也会唆使你的宝贝孩子与你理论，你们直接冲突的可能性几乎没有。
二，不担心他花心。
他见的才子佳人多了去了，一般的女子他连正眼看都懒得看。即使他有那心他也没那胆，即使有胆他也没那时间。他们吃饭时间都很紧，他们吃饭时眼睛要盯住显示屏，有几个小子专爱在他们吃饭的时候捣乱，好象有无聊的人编什么《跟贴技巧》上教过，他们记住了。他天天上网却没时间与MM聊天，最危险的职业也就是最安全的职业。
三，满足你的虚荣心。
现在的媒体最牛的是“因特网”，网中最火的是论坛，论坛中最神气的自然是版主。要说你老公是版主，特别是啊啊论坛的斑竹，开车的听了会急刹车，倒回来；明星听了还要找你签名；你不上班单位还派人把工资奖金送上门……
四，实惠。
开车你可逆行，交警还会给你维持秩序；吃饭不给钱，人家还会送你回家；飞机停2小时只因你还没画好眉，登机了，人不但不责备你，还说很荣幸见到你……
五，家庭比较安全。
听说过吗？男人有钱会变坏。斑竹是吃不饱饿不死，刚刚好。您要找当官的吧，他岁数一定在35岁以上；找有钱的吧说不准几时您就成了“大太太”了；找年轻的无权无钱，你拼命帮他攒钱拉关系，等有权有势时，您已经人老珠黄了，他小秘肯定比您年轻漂亮……
六,您就别犹豫了，看看斑竹们有未婚的没有，顺便看看有离婚的和有离婚倾向的没有。

I. He won't quarrel with you.
He (she) is generally in the forum that you hit back, scold back. When have you ever seen a moderator quarrel with netizens? Generally speaking, the moderator has better patience. If he (she) really doesn't like it, he will also change a vest to play. This point is very important: at home he will give in to you everywhere. Even if he wants to quarrel with you, he will instigate your baby to argue with you. The possibility of direct conflict between you is almost zero.
II. Don't worry about him being flirtatious.
He has seen many talented and beautiful people. He even懒得 look at ordinary women. Even if he has that heart, he doesn't have the courage. Even if he has the courage, he doesn't have the time. Their meal time is very tight. When they eat, their eyes have to be fixed on the display screen. There are a few guys who like to make trouble when they eat. It seems that some boring people have taught something in "Posting Skills", and they have remembered it. He surfs the Internet every day but has no time to chat with MM. The most dangerous profession is also the safest profession.
III. Satisfy your vanity.
The most powerful media nowadays is "the Internet". The most popular in the net is the forum. The most glamorous in the forum is naturally the moderator. To say that your husband is a moderator, especially the moderator of the aaaa forum, the driver will stop the car in a hurry and come back; the star will also come to ask you for an autograph ; you don't go to work, and the unit will send your salary and bonus to your door...
IV. Practical.
You can drive in the opposite direction, and the traffic police will still maintain order for you; you don't pay for the meal, and others will still send you home; the plane stops for 2 hours just because you haven't finished drawing your eyebrows. When you board the plane, people not only don't blame you, but also say it's a great honor to meet you...
V. The family is relatively safe.
Have you heard? Men will go bad when they have money. The moderator is neither full nor starved, just right. If you want to find an official, his age must be over 35 years old; if you find a rich person, maybe one day you will become the "first wife"; if you find a young person with no power or money, you desperately help him save money and pull strings. When he has power and money, you are already old and yellow, and his secretary must be younger and more beautiful than you...
VI. Don't hesitate. Take a look at whether there are unmarried moderators, and by the way, see if there are those who are divorced or have a tendency to divorce.

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