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Tang Seng: According to the map instructions, it should be here.
Monkey King: Master!
Tang Seng: Oh? There really is someone! Where are you? ~~~~~~~~
Monkey King: Ah! You stepped on my hand!
Tang Seng: Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your big tortoise.
Monkey King: Tortoise?
Tang Seng: Yes? But I really haven't seen a tortoise with a tortoise shell as big as a mountain on its back and a monkey-like face.
Monkey King: It seems Guanyin was right. With your IQ, you can't get to Tianzhu alone...
Tang Seng: Oh? You know Guanyin too? She must be the most popular here. I wonder if you know a monkey here named Sun Wukong?
Monkey King: Here's my business card.
Tang Seng: Oh? You also call yourself Sun Wukong? That's so coincidental. Then you must know the person with the same name nearby?

Monkey King: Shit! You should be able to figure it out with your heels. I'm the monkey you're looking for! I was pressed under the mountain!
Tang Seng: No way? Don't lie to me, do you think I'm a fool?
Monkey King: Fool? You're a fool? Are you praising yourself or calling someone a fool? How can there be such a stupid fool like you?

Tang Seng: You saw that? If I weren't stupid, who the hell would want to do this job?
Monkey King: Okay, okay. You go to the top of the mountain now and peel off the seal above, and then I can go to get the scriptures with you.
Tang Seng: Okay, wait for me!
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Monkey King: Hey~~~~~~~ Found it or not~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tang Seng: Found it~~~~~~~~~ But I don't know which one it is~~~~~~~~
Monkey King:靠! How many seals are pasted on it?
Tang Seng: Many! "To get rich, plant more trees", "Only one is good", "Zhou Xingchi Community, don't miss it if you don't go up", "Please take care of your belongings when dining", "No silver 300 taels here", "No photos allowed here, fine for violators"...
Monkey King: Yeah yeah yeah, it's the one about taking photos.
Tang Seng: Okay! I've peeled it off!
Monkey King: Ok! You go far away!
Clop clop... (Horse hooves)
Monkey King: Farther...
Clop clop...
Monkey King: Farther...
Clop clop...
Monkey King: Farther...
Clop clop...
Monkey King: Farther...
Tang Seng:靠! Farther and we'll be in India~~~~~~~~~~~~
Monkey King: I'm out!
Tang Seng: Hmm? The mountain didn't fall, how did you get out?
Monkey King: Do you have to move the mountain when you crawl out of the cave?
Tang Seng: You crawled out? Then the seal?
Monkey King: Just go through the motions... Actually, the seal has long passed its shelf life, and no one comes to replace it. After-sales service is really~~~~~~ bad! Let's go?
Tang Seng: You're completely naked, isn't that bad?
Monkey King: I have hair?
Tang Seng: Having hair is great? If I weren't a monk, I'd have more hair than you! Here, put this on.
Monkey King: Master, it's a long way to the West Heaven. If you always do this, I'm afraid we won't reach the West Heaven.
Tang Seng: What's wrong?
Monkey King: I really don't have clothes on, but this iron ring you put on my head doesn't work.
Tang Seng: What nonsense? Just put it on!
Monkey King:靠! If it weren't for the sake of Miss Guanyin, I might have killed you with a stick! (Saying that, Monkey King put on the golden hoop)
Tang Seng: §▲※〓◆◎☆■↑
Monkey King:? My head!
Tang Seng: Hahaha! Are you scared?
Monkey King: Is this the "Shaking Head Spell" that has been lost in the rivers and lakes?
Tang Seng: That's right. Once you hear this Shaking Head Spell, you will immediately become addicted and unable to extricate yourself. If you don't listen for one day, your meridians will flow backwards; if you don't listen for two days, your whole body will fester; if you don't listen for three days, your qi and blood will be deficient, you will grow chloasma on your face, your prostate will swell, and you will have menopausal symptoms. Even if you take Gai Zhong Gai Oral Liquid produced by Harbin Pharmaceutical Factory No. 6, it won't save you!
Monkey King: So cruel!