中国DOS联盟

My monthly income is 15,000 (of course, only more than 10,000 actually gets into my hands because taxes and social insurance premiums have to be paid). My salary is directly deposited into my card, but I generally don't carry this card with me, only carrying a few tens of yuan in cash with me. But my monthly expenses add up to about 100 yuan, maybe a bit more (because I haven't specifically recorded it). The details of the expenses are roughly as follows:

Housing: I live in government-provided housing, so no money is needed. There is a housing subsidy for rent, and there is still some left over;

Cell phone cost: 0. The government doesn't allow using it, but from time to time someone gives me a phone along with the number (my family members all use these phones, even my 9-year-old son and the rural nanny). In the office or at home, I generally use the landline; in addition, there is a secretary who helps with connections, no charge;

Transportation cost: To increase contact with the masses, I ride a bicycle to and from work every day (about 200 meters); there is a car with a driver provided for business trips (no charge, even the fuel money is reimbursed), but I like to drive myself, because some places are inconvenient for others to go;

Food cost: Originally ate in the government cafeteria. I have to eat even if it's not delicious, and then make up for it outside. The meal tickets for each month are bought by the secretary, but he hasn't asked me for money, so it should be very cheap.

Pocket money: Although I have a hobby for alcohol and tobacco, there's not much to spend. They are all given by others when they visit me. I can't finish smoking or drinking them all. My wife takes them to her relatives' grocery store to sell and exchange for some daily necessities. These are not given by others. But there are many social engagements. When going out to eat or have tea, coffee, etc., and when it's my turn to pay, there are some. But always some enterprise bosses help pay the bill by the way. However, it's not easy to ask for tips. Although the girls are very willing not to take it, occasionally when I meet one who asks for it, I still give it, and then call the police station to arrest her.

Others: I like outdoor sports. I used to play bowling, now I play golf. The VIP card is given by the golf course, and this doesn't need money. Now I rarely buy books. I don't read books because books are about losing, who would want to lose?

In total, it's less than 200 yuan. This kind of life is also very fulfilling and rich. So the amount of money spent has no direct relationship with the quality of life, and has nothing to do with income.

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The one who is enthusiastic about public welfare undertakings said:

Everyone didn't think of one point. Why not persuade the landlord to donate the monthly ten-thousand-odd yuan saved to society? Except for using 300 yuan for himself, donate all to charity. After all, there are still so many people in China who can't even have enough to eat. Only then can it live up to the landlord's painstaking efforts, because the landlord is so frugal just to selflessly repay society and all living beings. Why leave inheritance for the children? It's better to donate all to society.

Also, for an elite like the landlord who is so selfless, it's too unworthy to eat the society's salary for nothing after retirement because he doesn't work. Just go die, which can save a large amount of expenses for society, including the oxygen the landlord breathes, the water he drinks, and the feces he excretes, all of which are a great waste of social resource costs. Don't forget to leave a will before dying, donating all the inheritance to the poor, and write it on old newspapers to save resources.

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The one who worships the landlord said: 5555

Idol! You are my idol! What is Stephen Chow? You are more humorous than him! What is Chow Yun-fat? You are more elegant than him! What is Jay Chou? You are more talented than him! What is Zhou Botong? You are more proficient in martial arts than him! What is Zhou Xun? You are more clever than her! What is Zhou Zhiruo? You are more beautiful than her! What is Zhou Huaian? You are better at singing than him! What is Zhou Shuren? You are the true literary master! What is King Wu of Zhou? You love recruiting talents more than him! What is Duke Zhou? You are better at interpreting dreams than him! What is Zhou Bapi? You crow like a chicken better than him! What is Zhou Yu? You are angrier than him! What is Zhou Zhou? You have more musical talent than him!

I will firmly remember this post in my heart and engrave it in my mind; I will go to learn movable-type printing and print this post in type; I will go to learn carving and carve this post into a statue; I will go to learn poetry and change this post into an immortal poem; I will go to learn lyrics and change this post into lyrics; I will go to learn singing and widely spread this post; I will go to learn talking in my sleep and recite it affectionately in my dreams; I will go to learn tattooing and tattoo this post on everyone's body! I will be a hacker and change all websites into this post; I will be a judge and let all prisoners copy this post; I will be the chairman of China Mobile and send this post to all mobile phone users in bulk; I will be the president of Microsoft and change all computer operating systems into this post; I will be God and let billions of believers rely on this post as the Bible from now on to guide their light!

Landlord, I am a bit calmer now. I think I should do some practical things. I decide to first record your name. Let future generations remember it firmly and spread it widely. Let them know what is the traditional virtue of China, what is the spirit of the descendants of Yan and Huang, what is the Yellow River water, what is the Yangtze River soul. What is the 5,000-year history of civilization

Landlord! I have never been as happy, so happy, so joyful as today. I think I have found the true meaning of life, that is, to be able to read this post every day and bring this post to life every day to be full of vitality. But this way I only get physical satisfaction. My humble soul has not been immortalized in the fire. I want to say to you that the only one who can make me always live like a human, like a real human, is you - you!

Maybe doing this is going against the general will of the world. Maybe I just said half of the sentence, and I will be torn into pieces by these followers who also respect you. But I'm not afraid. It's you who gave me infinite courage, it's you who is guiding me in the correct direction. I look up, and your figure gradually appears in the sky. You seem to be whispering to me: "just do it!" This voice is far and near. I know, it comes from my heart.

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The one who is the most nb said:

My monthly income is 150,000 (of course, only more than 120,000 actually gets into my hands because taxes and social insurance premiums have to be paid). My salary is directly deposited into my card, but I generally don't carry this card with me, only carrying a few yuan in cash and a forged card with me. But my monthly expenses add up to about -312.2 yuan, maybe even more (because I haven't specifically recorded it).

The details of the expenses are roughly as follows:

Housing: -299. I live under someone else's roof and help them watch the door. I have to pay 299 yuan every month;

Utilities: Water is brought from the unit with a bucket, and part is stored when it rains,

Electricity is generated by solar energy by myself. When there is no sun, lightning is used. Gas is not used. I generally pick up some firewood to burn in the building. Sometimes I can make do with a meal from the smoke coming out of someone else's chimney.

Cell phone cost: -30. (My friends around all have phones. If I need to use one, I use theirs. Usually in the office, I generally use the landline. At home, I use the next-door neighbor's); in addition, by claiming to go to the mobile company to expose problems, I can get about 30 yuan as hush money.

Transportation cost: To increase exercise, I walk to and from work every day. Sometimes I can pick up a few cents by bending over and lowering my head;

Food cost: Originally ate in the restaurant downstairs of the company. Later, I thought it was expensive and not delicious, so I ate the leftovers of female colleagues because their appetites are small; I don't eat in the morning; I generally only drink some porridge and eat some vegetables in the evening, at most 0.8 yuan. In a month (only counting working days), it's about: 0.8*21=16.8 yuan. On non-working days, I lie in bed and fast (also called辟谷).

Pocket money: I have a hobby for alcohol and tobacco, but there's not much to spend usually. I hold the cigarette butt and borrow a light from others. If I meet someone agile, I steal a puff from them. If I meet someone slow, I just take the cigarette and leave. I call this smoking a bully cigarette. As for alcohol, I can pour a little when others treat guests and take it home to wash and drink. Occasionally, I also pick up alcohol cotton balls from the hospital to improve. But I have many classmates, and we often get together. When going out to eat or have tea, coffee, etc., when it's my turn to pay, I slip away. If I can't slip away, I pawn my ID card and spend 10 yuan to get a new one.

Others: I like outdoor sports, but I don't buy a fitness card. I go camping on the overpass or do push-ups at home. This doesn't need money. Now I rarely buy books. I generally steal books. With the Internet being so developed, I check what information I need on the Internet. I never go online at home because I have been online in the office all day (including network office), which saves another sum of money.

In total, the expenses add up to -312.2 yuan (depending on the absolute value of the money picked up, it increases). This kind of life is also very fulfilling and rich. So the amount of money spent has no direct relationship with the quality of life, and has nothing to do with income.

They are indeed all outstanding people!

All wrong. All areTMnot human, but worms. Parasites that suck the blood of the common people.

It's really an eye - opener.

So powerful. I'm impressed

What a powerful expert!~~~~~~~~~~

No translation needed as it's already in English. But wait, no, the original is Chinese "啥也不说了,顶吧" which should be translated as "No words needed, just give it a thumbs up" but wait, no, let's do it properly. "啥也不说了" can be "No words are needed" and "顶吧" can be "just give it a thumbs up". So the translation is "No words are needed, just give it a thumbs up"

Wait, no, maybe a more concise way: "No words, just upvote it" But let's check again. The original is casual Chinese. So the translation is "No words needed, just upvote it"

I haven't finished reading the article because I saw a few words that despised seniors. I lost the patience to continue reading.

~~Eating more than 10,000 yuan a month makes one swell with pride. Doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

I don't know if it's the real portrayal of the original poster. There's absolutely no need to publicize it. Earning 10,000 yuan a day isn't anything earth-shattering.

Great talent, I've seen it.