中国DOS联盟

Essence Collection of "Wonderful" Titles in This Forum

Recently, I am organizing and making the forum essence e-book. There are quite a few meaningless titles, and it has really troubled me how to filter them out. But when placed together, they are quite interesting. I simply sorted out some typical examples. These examples all have a common feature that no one can guess what the content of the post is. I hope it can make everyone laugh.

Please don't reply to the posts that are posted.
The posted posts are anti-textbooks, don't imitate them. Please don't reply to similar posts in the future, let them sink quickly. I am also looking for a better way to handle them and batch move them to the recycle bin.

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Be Economical with Words:
1045 Alon 2003-1-11 3 81
13952 ？ Alkali Metal 2004-10-3 0 18
10350 Good Michael 2004-3-14 3 26
12074 Urgent x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
16039 Difficult Song Xiang 2005-6-29 1 24
3176 Immortal Michael 2003-6-1 4 104
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English Show:
1443 100 Michael 2003-3-16 3 78
5994 SOS Divine Wind Youth 2003-8-13 0 31
5380 SOS！！！！ Rare Breed 2003-7-27 0 39
9621 may Feng Zi 2004-2-12 0 35
594 mys Michael 2002-11-30 1 64
18616 Help hebi1984 2006-1-7 3 57
1103 help!!!!!! hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 68
14573 help!help!! aystar 2004-12-5 1 12
10137 help me!!!!!!!!! fangkun 2004-3-5 10 103
716 Please help me to …………… Microng 2002-12-9 20 455
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Chinese and Western Combined:
17577 SOS Rescue XOMAO 2005-11-2 - -
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Classic Two-Character Words:
11231 Ask for Advice Chu Ge 2004-4-20 2 12
21253 Ask ocbaaa 2006-6-15 2 132
8939 Ask for Help yugu 2004-1-13 0 19
3542 Ask for Teaching buzheng83 2003-6-8 2 64
12726 Ask for Help lydxf2002 2004-7-10 2 9
27135 Ask for Rescue xiaochaochao 2007-1-27 0 15
9636 Help ee 2004-2-13 1 16
12687 Rescue in Urgency zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
26064 Don't Thank scriptor 2006-12-27 5 128
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Mysterious Series:
3365 ?????? 19811211x 202003-6-5 4 69
10135 Hello Everyone fangkun 2004-3-5 2 17
8442 暗暗啊 xgdqyy 2003-12-17 0 17
6806 She is really ruthless bencong 2003-9-21 6 116
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False Classification:
13751 Zizhu er 2004-9-13 1 15
8984 yiefeixia 2004-1-15 0 12
14308 chedong163 2004-11-6 1 19
12217 Li Yongbin 2004-6-12 0 15
16146 liaosha 2005-7-8 0 14
12885 sine541 2004-7-17 2 15
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Who is More Urgent:
12074 Urgent x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
11737 Urgent！ keykey 2004-5-19 2 18
6709 Urgent！！！ rogerguo 2003-9-17 0 15
7890 Urgent！！！！ Lianzhong 2003-11-11 2 24
12172 Urgent~~~~~~~~~~~~ sghxb1982 2004-6-9 3 34
1182 Urgent！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ qjqqxy 2003-2-8 2 103
627 Emergency Rescue！ liyang 2002-12-2 2 81
12687 Rescue in Urgency zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
1990 Urgent, Waiting Online！ eidolon 2003-4-24 16 278
19289 Extremely Urgent 7451316 2006-2-27 2 71
19737 Extremely Urgent！！！！ 7451316 2006-3-26 2 85
6707 Urgent! Urgent! Extremely Urgent!! lbg 2003-9-17 1 27
8685 Lying in bed calling 120 for emergency rescue!!!!!!1 lyz520 2003-12-31 3 33
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Beauty Series:
17532 Help little sister... Urgent啊 yanglei219 2005-10-31 - -
11188 Little sister reminds: Novice don't look哦 k39000 2004-4-17 10 292
11183 Little sister has something to ask各位 top大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
14917 I made a mistake, everyone come to rescue the beauty啊 fireboys 2005-1-22 3 65
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Jianghu Series:
20737 Jianghu Rescue! Really urgent哦~~~~~~~~~~！！！ djliu 2006-5-22 1 88
1624 Wengier and other experts, ask a question (Jianghu Rescue) noame 2003-3-30 9 139
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Experts' Duel:
18188 Experts please come in wjh235 2005-12-10 1 66
1845 各位 experts Remotenss 2003-4-15 2 54
21881 》》Experts come in》》 ta9958 2006-7-14 2 109
9394 Ask各位 big shrimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lavettacn 2004-2-4 2 27
4550 Ask各位 big shrimp！！！！！！！！！！！！ sorry1978 2003-7-3 2 60
19582 Ask for Rescue! Looking for great master！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ wbswbswbs521 2006-3-16 3 88
2456 Help! Experts come in quickly! chainliq 2006-8-9 2 122
23748 Surprising discovery, experts come to explain... uemuem 2006-10-13 4 224
211033 Ask for Help (experts come in, those who come in are experts) tambdc 2004-4-11 2 30
21820 If you are an expert, come in and touch two times, if you are not an expert, come in and take a look two times chainliq 2006-7-11 3 186
12235 Ask各位 big shot: wmysqj 2004-6-13 1 16
11122 Experts please come in and take a look syt2488 2004-4-14 0 30
1189 Once again beg experts, For Love Light a Cigarette 2003-2-9 2 110
7325 Ah experts come in gouweiba 2003-10-15 3 40
1104 Are experts here？？？？ hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
8674 Batch processing experts please come in！ medalas 2003-12-30 1 258
1104 Are experts here？？？？ hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
9352 Are experts all on vacation嗎？？ qk3436 2004-2-3 0 30
21490 Eagerly invite experts in all walks of life in DOS batch processing xiefanglin 2006-6-26 0 117
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One Family:
5402 Still please brother help Meng Long 2003-7-27 2 46
14328 各位 elder brother help me ah！ user34 2004-11-8 0 31
11183 Little sister has something to ask各位 top大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
11775 Hello everyone, little brother comes out with a question Come out to Learn 2004-5-21 1 14
18327 Big brother, big sister, please give little brother some guidance！ hong1708 2005-12-20 3 105
6069 Little brother has a question ah please elder brothers help me ah！555555 athlete 2003-8-16 2 88
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Desperate Plea Series:
21605 Ask for Help, Difficult Ah ！ sixis 2006-7-1 2 114
15793 Beg kind - hearted person jy5077 2005-5-31 0 20
23927 Beg great master to answer slj6366650 2006-10-19 8 232
23669 Beg expert to give guidance! Waiting online! wangzhi9344 2006-10-10 7 332
25743 Thank elder brother, little brother begs solution cappuccinow 2006-12-17 2 124
9340 I want to cry~ Save me~！！！ movenalnalby 2004-2-2 5 118
25577 God! Save me!!! bjqh 2003-8-1 1 51
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Novice Series:
18361 Novice asks for help kilter 2005-12-21 1 73
17782 Novice asks qwj9988 2005-11-17 1 34
14105 Novice asks for help 888203qaz 2004-10-22 0 16
27011 Novice asks for help 3721xp 2007-1-23 1 33
9602 Novice hits the road dean338 2004-2-11 2 19
5212 Novice asks! Brother Ma 2003-7-21 2 55
21579 Novice comes to report numen 2006-6-30 2 90
23966 Novice asks! wanghan971 2006-10-20 9 185
22685 Novice question. test8 2006-8-18 2 179
8175 Very novice question! sanbudefeng 2003-11-26 2 31
9160 Ask a very novice question？ ljx 2004-1-25 1 45
25623 Big question of novice!! sds123 2006-12-14 2 85
7221 I am a rookie, want to ask一下》》》》》 Ji Ye 2003-10-10 3 37

Last edited by 无奈何 on 2007-2-2 at 09:27 AM ]

Haha!!! Well organized! Interesting!

What's going on with the first one? Why is it so stingy with words that there's not a single word?

I think it's inappropriate to move everything to the recycle bin. If it's really empty and has no content, it's okay. Some are caused by historical reasons, and some can be moved to the "Water and Entertainment Area".

RE DOSforever

These are all posts from the Q&A room and batch processing room. This is just a relatively "classic" small part of them. It is really useless to keep these posts. I think historical residues should not be accumulated further. Either ignore their existence or make them not exist. I think it is better to be cleaner. Of course, in terms of the processing scale, it should be better to miss deleting a hundred posts rather than mistakenly deleting one post.

Hehe, what I mean is that some posts without substantial meaning were due to the fact that the forum was just established at that time and was relatively quiet, so there were some posts that did not conform to the norms, which has historical reasons. Of course, it's not that these posts are not dealt with, but not all of them are moved to the recycle bin. Some can be moved to the "Water and Entertainment Area", and really empty and meaningless posts can be moved to the recycle bin for deletion and other processing.

The poster is really a talent! Are you a Chinese teacher? The classification is so good! Too classic!

The forum should establish a joke section, and this post should be moved to here.

There is actually a thread starter who is a top expert in the forum! Sweat...................

Originally posted by Yulu at 2007-2-2 08:59:
The LZ is really a genius! Are you a Chinese teacher? The classification is so good! Too classic!

Sister (or younger sister) Yulu, you're overpraising. I'm not good at classification and organization at all. I wanted to sort out the posts in the batch processing section of the forum but couldn't classify them reasonably.

I also found a post from a diamond member and secretly made some modifications, which is my own selfishness.

Last edited by Helpless on 2007-2-2 at 10:15 AM ]

Originally posted by Helpless at 2007-2-2 09:34:
I also found a post from a among them, and secretly made some modifications. Let's call it my own selfishness.

You are wrong about this. We should be practical and realistic, and respect history. No one is born with a diamond on their hand; it is also accumulated little by little later.

But I still think Mai Mai was cute back then, and her words were also interesting. Don't you think so, Mai Mai

Hahahaha……

Uncle DOSforever has different insights... Hehe. In the forum, ROY is too mysterious^^^ I really want to know more about him........ But he doesn't want to talk much with me, feeling regretful......

RE DOSforever

I'll never tell! For every guess of mine, the answer is: You're wrong.

All the mistakes are on me, haha. This little flaw is too insignificant compared to the contributions of the enthusiastic members of the forum. This is purely a water post, just for fun.

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Forget it, there are still many more. If I delete more, it will lose its fun. I confess.

Last edited by 无奈何 on 2007-2-2 at 10:47 AM ]

In the forum, ROY is too mysterious^^^ I really want to know more about him........ Unfortunately, he doesn't want to talk much with me, in regret......

Roy is a master.