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女生八大撒娇术及破解方法
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女生八大撒娇术及破解方法
作者:fly_cloud(fly_cloud)
关于女人，今天我谈的再多也是旧话重提，不过时代在发展。女人在进步。在日新月异的发展中，女人面对男人有了更多的套路应付。以下是女人八大撒娇术以及破解的方法：
一、柔指千缠：当女人在电话或者其他联系工具上对你千娇百媚的说要见你，如何如何离不开你时，你就要注意了。这是女人最擅长的一招，那就是惊天地泣鬼神的“柔指千缠”。因为女人的温柔相信没几个男人可以抵挡的住。特别是女人在QQ上娇滴滴的说：今夜你会不会来的时候，相信绝大多数，大概是百分之90左右要崩溃。可是总有百分之十的男人会挺住。他们是怎么做到的呢？？答案很简单，那就是怀疑。
当女人对你“柔指千缠”的时候你要想想她是在什么情况下会对你这样。根据不完全统计“柔指千缠”时的女人大多数是对男人有所要求。如果没什么要求那就恭喜你了！因为可能那个女人的母爱情结来了，需要你当当宠物。
二、如骨在喉：女人喜欢对自己喜欢的男人说半截话，她其实也想说完整。可是女人的矜持使她想说的话变的如骨在喉，这个时候的女人大概来说就是想你了，或者说是希望你去他的身边给她安全感。可是她由不方便说去自己的需要，因为她毕竟是女人。
这个时候男人就要多想想。然后试探性的问女人，现在通讯发达。QQ聊天更是少了很多顾及，你也可以大胆的说你要吗？？也可是含蓄的说：你要你就说好了！这样一来女人会撒娇的说要你猜！那时候就可以尽情发挥你的男人本色了哈哈！
三、欲擒故纵：女人一般来说不会直接和你说她需要什么。她会问你吃饭没有呀？那部电影看了没有呀？其实是她自己想看自己没吃而已！
遇见这样的情况，如果你看过就老实的说看过，吃了就老实的说吃了。如果你有企图的话说没吃也可以，没看也行。反正饭是随时都可以吃的。电影看过了也没什么。你可以当解说员，只要你不怕在电影院里被人丢白眼。
四、明知故问：女人在QQ上一般会故意问你是谁！你可千万别说我就是我！你要甜蜜点的说：我就是那个爱你的人呀之类的话。因为女人很希望你记得她！那怕她不记得你也好！你一定要记得她！
对付这样的女人很简单，只不过你要说说谎！就算你不记得了！你也要装做深情的说和她总是梦里相见。她如果你问你她叫什么名字！你如果没忘记那是最好！如果忘记了也没事，你可以说：我在梦里把你名字忘记了，现在记得的只是你的容颜。
五、无话找话：一般聊到敏感的话题时，女人一向是回避的。可是女人的天性是广撒网，她会给所以男人追她的机会。可是追不追的到就是她的事了！女人会说我们换个话题吧！今天天气哈哈一类的话题是女人喜欢的。
这个时候就要注意了，她是在和你撒娇。如果天气冷的话呢，你要关心的说要她多加件衣服，如果天气热的话呢你不妨建议去游泳。
六、迂回：女人要和你撒娇会有很多方式，她会先不和你说这个话题，迂回很久以后，话题就自然到了她要说的话题上面，这是女人的聪明。
可是女人再聪明也是要说什么还是要说的。如果你对那个话题不感冒，你不妨把以前说的话题再提起，如果有兴趣那就谈谈也不妨，千万不要谈深，女人很容易把你当知己！如果你愿意当知己那另当别论。
七、提问：女人喜欢向男人提问，问题千奇百怪。可是问来问去大多是你爱不爱我呀，你在干吗呀一类的。男人希望女人关心自己，可是问得多了，自然就烦了！
遇见此类情况男人要百问不烦。如果实在是受不了了，赶快的找个借口溜之大击，找个借口拜拜了您了，千万不要被问题吓倒，也不要就一个问题反复纠缠，上网费要注意哟！
八、综合：当女人把以上七种撒娇的方式向你狂轰烂炸的时候，你就完了吗？？错！你可以笑面人生，直观MM！面对柔情似水，也不要害怕！关机，走路就好了吗！莫愁前路无MM，天下谁人不识君——如果你优秀的象我一样！（转载于京华论坛）
Eight Coquettish Skills of Girls and Their Solutions
Author: fly_cloud(fly_cloud)
Regarding women, no matter how much I talk today, it's an old story. But times are developing. Women are making progress. In the ever-changing development, women have more tricks to deal with men. The following are the eight coquettish skills of women and the solutions:
1. Soft Fingers Entangling: When a woman coquettishly says on the phone or other contact tools that she wants to see you and can't live without you, you should be careful. This is the most proficient trick of women, that is, the earth-shaking "soft fingers entangling". Because the tenderness of women, I believe few men can resist. Especially when a woman coquettishly says on QQ: "Will you come tonight", I believe that about 90% of most men will collapse. But there are always 10% of men who will hold on. How do they do it? The answer is very simple, that is, suspicion.
When a woman "soft fingers entangle" you, you should think about in what situation she will be like this to you. According to incomplete statistics, most women when "soft fingers entangle" have some requirements for men. If there are no requirements, then congratulations to you! Because maybe that woman's maternal complex has come, and she needs you to be like a pet.
2. Like a Bone in the Throat: Women like to say half-sentences to the men they like. She actually also wants to say it completely. But the reserve of women makes the words she wants to say like a bone in the throat. At this time, the woman is probably missing you, or she hopes you to go to her side to give her a sense of security. But she is not convenient to say her needs because she is after all a woman.
At this time, men should think more. Then tentatively ask the woman. Now communication is developed. QQ chat is even less scruples. You can also boldly say "Do you want it?" or you can implicitly say: "If you want it, just say it!" Then the woman will coquettishly say "You have to guess!" Then you can fully display your manly nature haha!
3. Pretending to Let Go to Catch: Generally, women won't directly tell you what they need. She will ask you "Have you eaten?" "Have you watched that movie?" Actually, she wants to watch it herself and hasn't eaten herself!
When encountering such a situation, if you have watched it, honestly say you have watched it, and if you have eaten, honestly say you have eaten. If you have intentions, you can say you haven't eaten or haven't watched it. Anyway, the meal can be eaten at any time. It doesn't matter if the movie has been watched. You can be a commentator, as long as you don't fear being thrown white eyes in the cinema.
4. Pretending to Ask: Women on QQ generally will deliberately ask "Who are you!" You must never say "I am just me!" You should say sweetly: "I am the one who loves you" and other words. Because women very much hope that you remember her! Even if she doesn't remember you, it's okay! You must remember her!
Dealing with such a woman is very simple, but you have to tell a lie! Even if you don't remember, you should pretend to say affectionately that you always meet in dreams with her. If she asks you her name! If you haven't forgotten, that's the best! If you have forgotten, it's okay. You can say: "I forgot your name in the dream, now what I remember is just your face."
5. Finding Topics When Having No Topics: Generally, when chatting about sensitive topics, women always avoid. But the nature of women is to cast a wide net, and she will give all men the opportunity to pursue her. But whether they can catch her or not is her business! Women will say "Let's change the topic!" Topics like "How is the weather today" are what women like.
At this time, you should pay attention. She is coquettish with you. If the weather is cold, you should care and say to her to put on an extra piece of clothing. If the weather is hot, you might as well suggest going swimming.
6. Detour: Women will have many ways to coquettishly talk to you. She will not talk about this topic with you first. After detouring for a long time, the topic will naturally come to the topic she wants to talk about. This is the cleverness of women.
But no matter how clever women are, they still have to say what they want to say. If you are not interested in that topic, you might as well bring up the previous topic. If you are interested, it's okay to talk about it. Just don't talk deeply. Women will easily treat you as a confidant! If you are willing to be a confidant, that's another matter.
7. Asking Questions: Women like to ask men questions. The questions are all kinds of strange. But after all, most of them are "Do you love me?" "What are you doing?" and other kinds. Men hope that women care about themselves, but if asked too much, naturally they will get annoyed!
When encountering such a situation, men should be patient with all questions. If you really can't stand it, quickly find an excuse to slip away, find an excuse to say goodbye to you. Never be intimidated by the questions, and don't repeatedly entangle with one question. Pay attention to the internet fee!
8. Comprehensive: When a woman bombards you with the above seven coquettish ways, are you finished?? Wrong! You can smile and face life, face the MM directly! Facing the tenderness like water, don't be afraid! Just turn off the computer and walk away! Don't worry about no MM in the future, everyone in the world knows you - if you are as excellent as me! (Reprinted from Jinghua Forum)
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