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疯狂批判五笔字型
作者：猪八戒 于2000年
提起拼音输入法，某些人就皱起脑门子，跟顶块年糕似的，简直就象大寨梯田，对拼音输入法嗤之以鼻，那嘴噘得象高老庄，可以拴3.1415926535897932头黔之驴，插2.718281828459045支夏日里最后的玫瑰。我，猪八戒，牛逼哄哄的猪八戒，就是喜欢拼音输入法，即使你饿我三天不给饭吃，我依然喜欢拼音输入法。（摘自猪八戒的大话狂拼）
曾几何时，举国上下一片舞匕自刑，媒体宣传，一拥齐上，妇孺童叟，提及计算机，普遍有这个概念：先练指法。以某个电脑培训班为例，3个月，收很多钱，练的不过是五笔字型。实际上，很多人认为，电脑就是打字，打字就会电脑，学电脑必须练指法，不会五笔字型就是不会电脑。
那么，五笔字型为什么那么多人要学？而本猪为什么要批判？因为五笔字型最会蛊惑人心，不彻底批判，一旦放松警惕，就回卷土重来反攻倒算。不彻彻底底的否定五笔字型，不深入持久的打击五笔字型，就不能有可持续发展，就不能冲出亚洲，走向世界。
之所以五笔字型让人印象深刻，有几个原因，首先，越是不会五笔字型的越是鼓吹五笔字型，因为，目前社会上就这么认为“五笔高手就是电脑高手”，每个人都不愿意自己是个白痴，即使他一点不会电脑，即使他从来就不知道五笔字型什么样子，如果和人聊天也好，吹牛逼也好，肯定会吹一顿五笔字型的牛逼，不然他会觉得自己落伍。其次，也是主要原因，那就是媒体为了迎合观众、读者的某些意识形态或者干脆编辑就不懂而进行的宣传。第三、历史原因。历史上，也就是曾经有过五笔字型的鼎盛时期，因为那时的拼音输入法实在不怎么样。第四、某些职业招聘上，以会不会五笔字型来衡量一个人的汉字输入速度，导致很多美女下定决心去学五笔字型。最后，那就是五笔字型的使用鼓吹。因为这些家伙，他不管什么原因学会了五笔，但是，没有掌握拼音的真谛而妄加指点。
那么，五笔字型之所以有人鼓吹有人使用，还有人不遗余力地去开发，它不会像猪八戒同志所说的一无是处吧？五笔字型当然有它的优点，那就是它是一种拼形汉字输入法，可以不会念一个汉字，但是照着可以打出来，这就是五笔字型的哑巴输入，还有，它的重码率低，也就是五笔字型所鼓吹的根本原因。然后呢，也就是无关紧要的原因那就是不认识汉字的读音，比如“四”和“是”五笔可以轻易区分出来，但是，读音未必每个人能区别出来，有些人把这两个字读音读的一样，自然用拼音输入法输入不进去，例如干涸、机械等，到头来，不得不接受五笔字型的教唆。由此可见，五笔字型有存在的一定理由。
前面说了，五笔字型的根本优点在于重码率低。但是，它仅限于单字重码率低。我们知道，汉语基本上是由短语以及词汇、句子组成的，如果用五笔字型一下子输入短语以及词汇、句子那么它的重码率优势根本就不存在了。对于单字，重码率的问题五笔也不过是比区位码效率稍高的一种折衷的方案，区位码没有重码率，但是，谁在使用呢？没有，这说明，重码率低不代表效率高。我们追求的是效率而不是重码率，只看到重码率低而不看到效率也极低，盲目的学习什么五笔字型，可笑。
似乎五笔字型给人的感觉打字很快，这，只能蒙一些初哥灿妹。五笔打字快吗？不快，绝对不快。为什么？因为，用五笔字型输入汉字，要想快起来，没有飞快的敲键速度以及盲打这两个先决条件，不可能很快。敲键速度快，打字就快，敲键速度慢，打字速度就慢，什么输入法都是这样，这与五笔字型无任何关联，看明白了，搞清楚了，不然你脑子里有虫子，不要以为使用拼音输入法实现不了打字速度快，我见过某美女用老微软输入法盲打起来，速度也非常快，但是，我们应该看到，如果用先进的拼音输入法，不需要盲打不需要指法，仍然会比五笔字型快。
真正的五笔字型高手，也不过是一种机器罢了，因为，用五笔字型，要想速度快，其实就是要把使用者训练成一种打键的机器。我们日常生活，人与人的交流，采用的是语言，而不是在本子上写字。我们谈话时从来就没有想到要说的每一句话的每一个字儿怎样写，张口就说。五笔字型输入汉字就是这样，输入一个字，脑子里必须有文字概念，然后才能反应到手指上，然后输入汉字。试想，你和别人说话，满脑子想你说的每一句话的字怎么写，你是不是发神经？五笔字型输入法就是这样，在你每输入一个汉字时，激活你大脑每一根神经。五笔打字高手最喜欢照着现有文件霹雳啪啦打字，但是，一个文件打完了，打得是什么？根本不知道，为什么？因为这是机械所具有的本质特征。这时候非常熟练的五笔字型暴徒会说：“你说的不对，我就用五笔字型，脑子里没有文字概念，看到汉字我都不知道怎么就打出来了，我根本就没有拆字的概念。”这类五笔字型暴徒实际上是五笔字型动物化了，已经形成了条件反射，也就是根本就没有过脑子，而是通过中枢神经来实现的一种条件反射。就像我们用橡皮锤敲打膝盖会引起反射动作一样。要想达到这种境界，嘿，为了打字，我们成什么了？
那么，相比之下拼音输入法是怎样的？通常，拼音输入法让五笔字型的鼓吹者说的一无是处。拼音输入法最典型的缺点就是单字重码率高，这谁都知道，这也就是拼音输入法被五笔字型所取笑的地方。但是，这是十几年前的历史现状，如果你现在也有这种看法，那么，很遗憾，你该换换脑筋思考问题了，你的头脑不是被禁锢了就是被误导了。拼音输入法除了单字重码率高之外，短语、句子重码率极低。例如我用狂拼整句输入：“京口瓜州一水间，钟山只隔数重山，春风又绿江南岸，明月何时照我还”重码率为零，如果一个字一个字地输入，毋庸置疑，比不上五笔字型。但是，现在输入法这么先进，谁还用一个字一个字地输入？只有菜鸟才会这样，在《新菜鸟理论中》已经下了结论，成为公理，无需证明。
拼音输入法另一个缺点就是必须会一个汉字的读音。很多朋友有口音，读不准汉字标准发音，试图因此抵制拼音输入法，但这不是借口。试想，我们每个人（除了我）至少学过英文吧？如果你外国的语言都非常流利，自己本国的母语再说不好，仅凭这一点，就应该实施打击。将来，如果中国成为发达国家，洋鬼子们都说一口流利的中文，而你还再拿“我用五笔字型，因为我不会说标准汉语”当借口，那会怎样呢？社会是残酷的，我见过某牛逼哄哄的所谓什么博士，满口流利的英文，但是标准汉语却说得一塌糊涂，唉，可悲。
拼音输入法很多，不是所有的都是好的输入法，典型的好的输入法是智能狂拼、紫光、拼音加加。前者以中文短语以及句子输入重码率低、正确率极高为特点（具体请参阅本猪的《大话狂拼》），后二者一短语词组为主要输入手段为特点。至于智能ABC等瘟到死自带的输入法和这几种输入法相比，可以说是垃圾中的极品。你选错了拼音输入法，可能会比五笔字型要差，这时，你禁不住诱惑，屈打成招，被迫承认舞弊自刑，那可就太遗憾了。令人啼笑皆非的是，某些五笔字型鼓吹者居然拿五笔字型和给拼音输入法丢人现眼的智能ABC比速度，根据结果来批判拼音输入法，仅凭这一点，我们都想笑。近年来，微软输入法的改进，如微软2003拼音输入法的推出，弥补了系统自带输入法低效率空白，但是这种输入法仍然需要像给拼音输入法丢人现眼的那样需要补空格才出汉字以及其他一些不方便之处，与狂拼1还有一定差距。很多朋友用的是狂拼二，感觉不出来有什么特殊之处，这是因为，狂拼2是历史的倒退，狂拼2没有改正狂拼1的不足而是剔除了狂拼1的优点增加了更多的垃圾内容，所以，用狂拼，要用狂拼1。
拼音输入，永远不要用标准拼音也就是全拼，如果是用全拼输入，这可不好，是先进拼音输入法的新鞋，走愚公移山的老路。比如输入“黄庄位于中关村附近”用全拼输入为了不重码，需要打键很多，练习一下双拼输入绝对爽，双拼可以采用四通双拼方案、自然码双拼方案、微软双拼方案，双拼虽然需要学习，但是工作量比舞匕自刑怎么也要低一万三千八百个百分点。虽然使用全拼可以只采用输入声母的办法得到一串文字，但是重码率高，句子往往也不正确，给某些鼓吹舞匕自刑的人说三道四，提供把柄。（摘自猪八戒的大话狂拼）
人们都有一个共性，习惯成自然，即使是坏习惯。拼形输入虽然麻烦、效率低下，但是部分习惯于拼形输入的人员不嫌麻烦，即使知道智能狂拼1再好也不愿使用，宁愿麻烦，这就是习惯所致。
有些人员在初次学用汉字输入时，被误导使用五笔字型，练习输入时的确花了不少精力，或被误导或不得要领，收效甚微，有抵触学习使用新的计算机软件的心理，这就是所谓的计算机恐惧怔，而这种恐惧怔恰恰是由于某种软件难用但必须用造成的，这种软件带有强制性色彩，不用不行，恐惧计算机以美女居多。五笔字型正好是这种令人生畏的软件。这些人一旦掌握，的确付出很大精力，让他改变，肯定不易，一句话，是被难学难用的输入法吓怕了，再令其使用狂拼，一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳的蒙太奇浮现在脑海，以为拼音输入法比五笔字型还令人生畏和厌恶，让他们改拼音输入法特别是双拼，似乎又是世界末日到了。另外，很多人尤其是某些领导，经典地认为，搞电脑的人，如果不会五笔字型，那他就不会电脑。例如某文秘美女打的一手好五笔字型，而另外一衰哥因为用拼音(汉字输入速度当然和美女不相上下)而且精通计算机技术参与某项工程仿真软件开发，结果因美女会五笔字型，该软件培训就由美女来进行了，可想而知，结果是什么。如果放弃使用低效的拼形输入法，不仅提高工作效率，而且使操作人员感到精神愉快，乐此不彼。应该看到五笔字型、智能狂拼等不过是一种汉字输入软件而已，是我们使用计算机进行汉字处理、交换信息中的一种工具，具体到底谁是谁非姑且不论，只要踏下心来，平心静气，仔细揣摩一下智能狂拼，打一打、用一用，比一比，看一看，我想，你会喜欢死拼音输入法的，你就会感到五笔字型如同嚼蜡，蓦然回首，你会感慨万分：“使用拼形输入法是多么幼稚，猪八戒真是毁人不倦呀！”
值得注意的事情，我们很多拼音输入法阵营里的同志，还在使用着给我们拼音输入法丢人现眼的智能ABC，我们在教育这些落后的同志时遇到，他们也在高呼，习惯了，就会智能ABC，唉，看来，我们工作量真不小，既要和敌人进行针锋相对的你死我活的斗争，还要纯洁自己的队伍。
所以，使用计算机，学习计算机，玩计算机，养成习惯是要不得的，如果别人说好，那么好在那里，对我有何帮助？是不是能将我从繁琐的的、机械的、呆板的操作中解放出来(即使是非常熟练的操作)？总不能说不习惯、不会使用就说不好吧？如果那样，岂不是成了吃不着葡萄说葡萄酸？如果别人说不好，为甚不好，是片面的，还是抱怨的，还是别人不会用(也就是拉不出屎赖茅坑)诋毁？
彻底批判五笔字型鼓吹智能狂拼、紫光等输入法不用再多说了，本来很简单的事情，再说就没什么意思了，关键是不要没用3分钟，就对智能狂拼、紫光等拼音输入法进行妄加评价，不好的地方肯定存在，关键是利是否大于弊，而且是绝对大于弊，我们才能使用。大家都认为五笔字型好，其实，用学五笔字型的千分之一的时间即可学会使用智能狂拼，而且一经使用，受益无穷。
曾经说过，愚公移山，铁杵磨针，这都是笨蛋弱智行为，对于计算机输入法也是一样，不希望也绝不会为了追求重码率低而使用效率也低的输入法，不想成为计算机的奴隶，如果打字劳动强度大于计算机，要计算机干吗？使用五笔字型，有没有注意到，即使是在非常臭的机器上和非常牛逼的机器上输入速度取决于人，而不取决于机器，但是，狂拼输入法就不是这样，它是把机械动作让电脑来完成，让人得以解脱。使用电脑玩的是潇洒，吹的是牛逼，五笔字型能吗？不能。
很多人，盲目崇拜五笔字型，还有一些人，不厌其烦去补充某种五笔字型词汇量，还有去不遗余力地开发等等。说句最根本的话，不就是妄图对垂死挣扎的五笔字型进行人道主义方式的苟延残喘吗？没用，真的没用，五笔字型，终将被淘汰，因为，他的效率太低了，它的核心就是以人为本，想方设法增加人的劳动强度来换取输入速度，这和计算机人性化、智能化、易用化、高效化等等等等相悖，五笔字型的存活期，目前，已经从鼎盛走向了没落，用不了多久，就会灰飞烟灭，但是，留些残渣余孽还是有这种可能性的。这就象文艺界鼓吹的京剧，不管你怎么搞培训班，不管你怎样搞纪念活动，也不管你如何利用媒体进行鼓吹宣传，但是，说过来说过去，不就是那些陈谷子烂芝麻？什么辕门斩子、击鼓骂曹、四郎探母等等的，什么生旦净末，什么唱念做打，都是老一套，都是没有实际意义的东西，还不如看扇情的乱爱电视连续剧，所以京剧终将淘汰。五笔字型也是这样，随你怎么说这说那，终将被淘汰出局，这只不过是早晚的事情。什么？你不信？你不信到大街上随便拦住一个青春美少女，问她袁世海是谁，再问她刘德华是谁。怎么？不好意思？那你说说评剧怎么几乎绝迹了？可是赵丽蓉你却印象颇深？知不知道赵丽蓉就是因为从评剧改行为说小品而红极大江南北？对了，这就是时代进步了，过时了的东西都将进入博物馆。五笔字型这个垃圾输入法，说不定多年后，只有那些老人在怀旧谈起。
五笔字型是头脑僵化的一种具体体现形式。有很多五笔字型暴徒，纯粹是一种机械，人们总是认为这种人输入速度多么多么快，其实，你只要给他念段唐诗或者宋词让他打一打他就露馅。因为，它的头脑中没有语音直接换成手的的动作，而是先经过大脑翻译成文字再体现在手上动作，因此，使用五笔字型潜移默化的充分调动大脑每一根神经，造成大脑缺氧，导致疲劳、失眠、多梦、大便干燥、经期不稳、腰酸背痛腿抽筋。于是，很多人又说：只要熟了，看见一个字，直接就打出来了，根本就没想到要拆字。是的，骨灰级五笔字型高手的确这样，因为修炼到这一步，你知道花费多少精力吗？其实，有这种精力。为什么不试试区位码或者内码输入法呢？因为这纯粹是一种机械动作，用区位码等没有重码率，岂不是更好？有这种精力，用狂拼等先进输入法，不仅早就把字打完了，说不定还有闲暇时间去了趟吐鲁番参加一次采摘节，说不定还能和美丽的阿娜尔汗一起摘葡萄。
计算机领域似乎没有永远的真理。一些习惯拼形输入法的人，如果你对他说拼音输入法好，他会跟你急。这些人认为，使用舞匕自刑也更牛逼一些，更有甚者，某些电脑公司，招收职员以是否会“五笔字型”为先决条件，而不论应聘者使用其他汉字输入方法比“五笔字型”快多少。就目前的狂拼输入法，绝对是最牛逼的输入法，但反被认为是左道旁门，拒绝使用，口口声声讲不习惯，挑毛病，吹毛求屁（疵）。其实，根本就用不着习惯，真正地使用过，仔细研究过，就不会再说舞匕好好，但是多数人说不。类似的事件，也发生在其他计算机领域。例如某广告公司，招聘人员以会不会PhotoShop为决定因素，内行人一看就知道，这家公司维持不了多久就倒闭。
通过观察和实际应用来看，使用五笔字型者，通常习惯于某种某种五笔字型，而不是任何一种五笔字型，这种情况在骨灰级五笔字型者表现尤为突出。比如，某单位的美女打字员，使用五笔字型，但是，在老式四通打字机上打得快，而在电脑上同样是五笔字型就很慢，为什么呢？这是因为不同的五笔字型，它的打字感觉是不一样的，五笔字型的教义就是让人成为一种机器，我们知道机器所作的就是简单、机械、重复性的工作，环境稍微变化，那么，就会作出错误的判断。打字快的五笔高手，就怕换五笔字型输入软件，就怕调整词汇位置，就怕不照着稿子打字，就怕别人念一些诗词歌赋让他打，就怕换计算机键盘，为什么总是怕这怕那的呢？因为，五笔字型的机械性、呆板性所致，这种禁锢人思维的输入法，这种划地为牢的输入法导致如前所述种种现象是必然而不是偶然。
前面已经批判过了，五笔字型的输入速度，并不是因为其输入法有多么先进，而是使用者的打键速度所致。这一点，一定要搞清楚，如果你有他那样快的打键速度，即使你用区位码，速度和五笔字型是一样的，甚至更快一些。
那么，我所鼓吹的狂拼，敢和五笔字型叫板、吹牛逼，而我又不会盲打，那么我的输入速度从何而来？你如果这么问，说明你有慧根，问到点上了。我打键速度不快，而且必须要看着键盘，指法吗？不知道，从来没用过无名指和小拇指，那位姐姐该说了，你这是吹牛逼，输入快是不可能的事情。伟大的光荣的正确的猪八戒名言，牛逼不是吹的，火车不是推的。我用的是智能狂拼，而且采用的是双拼输入法。智能狂拼体现在中文语言的整句、短语的特殊性进行智能化的判别上，智能化、词库信息丰富。如果采用打单字，那么，不仅是狂拼，任何一种拼音输入法都将是五笔字型所取笑的对象，打单字，就需要对五笔字型进行歌功颂德了。可是，姐姐，你没有注意到，语言永远是语言，人们讲话、行文从来不象青春美少女哦QQ打字那样“哦”、“什么”、“你多大”、“在哪”、“讨厌”等等片言碎语，而是长篇大论唧唧歪歪象唐三臧教育弼马温。
比如，“对待拼音输入法要像春天般的温暖，对待狂拼输入法要像夏天一样的火热，对待想用五笔字型输入法者要像秋风扫落叶一样，对待五笔字型鼓吹者的打击要像严冬一样残酷无情”，我用的智能狂拼输入法整句一气呵成，除了标点符号，每个字都是两个键，数数总敲键数，再看看正确性，其他输入法是不是需要丢到垃圾桶里去。如果，一个字儿一个字儿地打，这是严重的穿新鞋走老路的老顽固一贯做法，这样的话，还是去干你这份舞匕自刑的这种没有前途职业去吧。
在深入持久地开展揭批舞匕自刑的斗争中，很多同志看到了舞匕自刑的邪恶本质，但是，总没有和五笔字型彻底决裂决心，原因是多方面的，其中最主要原因就是我所说的智能狂拼仅仅打了几个字，甚至不到100个字，根本就不得要领，总是拿舞匕自刑的老一套来衡量、套弄智能狂拼，没有彻底悔过自新，在没有走出五笔字型的阴霾之前吹毛求疵。这些同志通过正确引导和教育，是可以洗心革面重新做人的。对待他们，以团结为主，不能进行打击，要因势利导，循序渐进，逐步走出五笔字型的阴影。对待五笔字型的顽固分子及典型的骨灰级人物，早已经心如枯井死心塌地甘愿享受舞匕自刑的折磨，已经练就了葵花宝典，覆水难收，生米已成熟饭，天要下雨娘要嫁人，由他去吧。对待高不成低不就，而且站在那里狂妄叫嚣舞匕自刑好的帅哥靓妹，要采用打击、团结、再打击、再团结的方法，使他们彻底放弃俗不可耐、机械呆板、愚公移山、铁杵磨针的所谓的舞匕自刑，逐步意识到“我悔不该练五笔字型”。对待那些涉世未深，即将步入电脑社会的丫头片子、秃小子们，努力做好宣传工作，扎扎实实，不能让他们有“欲练神功，引刀自宫”意识形态。我们要不遗余力地鼓吹智能狂拼好，用智能狂拼，我们能证明，你看起来更年轻。
这时，跳出一个五笔暴徒，狂妄叫嚣：你不会五笔在此信口雌黄，你不想用五笔，是因为你不会，是因为你不习惯。是的是的，我们就是不会，就是不习惯，我们因不会五笔字型而骄傲，而自豪。因为，我们用拼音输入法，自然，清新，爽洁，在不方便的日子里.....哦，天，用狂拼想到哪里打到哪里，有些心猿意马了，回到主题。我们早就看清了五笔字型的嘴脸，不就是让人麻烦为己任吗？不就是让人默守陈规吗？不就是禁锢人们的思维吗？不用你说，我们早就知道了，只有你狂恋五笔字型er不知道而已。我们既然已经看清了五笔字型这张丑恶的嘴脸，我们干吗还要与狼共伍？
既然离不开计算机，那末我们就不能用孤立的，保守的眼光看待一个计算机方面的事物，五笔字型曾经辉煌过，那是因为当年的拼音输入法实在不敢恭维，于是，五笔字型就有了借口，妄图抓着这历史（不是遗留）问题大做文章，可是，群众的眼睛是雪亮的，把五笔字型这些伎俩看的早已看得清清楚楚明明白白真真切切。有了智能拼音输入法，特别是智能双拼输入法的发展，世界变得如此精彩。我们为什么还要刻舟求剑？刻舟求剑的典故，要不要我们再说说？我们真不想再说了，如果，想听，我们就是口干舌燥，也要讲给你，想听吗？
磨刀不误砍柴工，五笔字型教唆者曾经口吐真言，对其徒子徒孙如此传授过，也传授过严禁使用拼音输入法，妄图做十年寒暑一日功名的春秋大梦。当局者迷，旁观者清，我们早就发现，五笔的教义无非就是“欲练神功引刀自宫”，五笔字型真的是舞匕自刑东方不败了。殊不知，磨刀不误砍柴工真理后面，隐藏着层层圈套，磨刀，什么刀？一把锈迹斑斑的青铜古董刀，就是磨到圆周率等于-273.15的第6.02×1023维空间，也不是一把锋利的刀，因为，吹毫断发、劈水斩愁的干将莫邪，掌握在拼音输入法者手中。这把拼音输入法利刃，就是紫光，就是狂拼，就是拼音加加，这三个拼音输入法代表，不仅能断水斩愁，是在新时期战胜五笔字型的法宝。
在这场你死我活的斗争中，我们能够战胜敌人，因为我们有先进的思想觉悟，万众一心，同仇敌忾，有牛逼哄哄的猪八戒的领导，我们能够预见到，敌人是会反抗的，但是，是冗余的，他们拿不出文章，拿不出更多的理由，拿不出令我们引起重视的文章来回击我们，充其量也就是几个字，不超过100字进行垂死挣扎。在猪八戒的领导下，在气势磅礴的智能狂拼滚滚洪流面前，舞匕自刑的阵营是垂死挣扎的阵营，反抗是徒劳的，显得苍白无力。在战略上藐视敌人，在战术上重视敌人，我们了解五笔字型的一举一动，我们掌握五笔字型的邪恶本质所在，我们能够胜利是必然的。但是，五笔字型体会不到拼音输入法的真谛，在那里指谪我们拼音输入法那些无关痛痒的瑕疵，真正的傲然正气并没有看到，诚所谓一叶障目不见森林，是也。所以五笔字型终将衰败，拼音输入法彻底战胜拼形输入法，只是一个时间问题。
我们过去、现在、将来永远不怕舞匕自刑的反抗，让我们期待舞匕自刑er的反抗檄文，用葛优的话说就是：求您了，写篇批判拼音输入法的文章批判我们吧！我们会仔细阅读的，孙子曰，知己知彼，百战不殆。可以预见，五笔字型会嘲笑我们错别字，那就让他们取笑这些鸡毛蒜皮的小事好了，但是，错了谁都知道我们在讲什么，但是“原来如些、末成由调先有情、不耍要我好不好、闭入兔进、我白已己经会骑白彳亍车子”等等五笔字型的错别字，谁能理解和明白？五笔字型小心翼翼地尽可能仔细校对，怕出错别字，怕被我等拼音输入法所取笑，没用，死要面子活受罪，错就错，错的自然错得舒坦。猪八戒有句名言，拉屎不瞧，写字不描，猪八戒不会指法，永远低头看着键盘打字，如果能达到盲打的水平，能出现错别字吗？不能，不可能的。五笔字型行吗？说不行是冤枉它，但是，如果五笔字型不会盲打，能快吗？依我看，快个屁。但是，用拼音输入法如果不会盲打，快吗？当然能，如果会盲打呢？绝对快，啃腚比五笔快。说到这里，五笔字型阵营会跳出来一个高手，妄图和某位帅哥的智能ABC输入法论高低。让我来告诉你，不用论，你赢了。因为，在拼音输入法的阵营里，凡是使用智能ABC的都是奶油小生，也就是传说中的帅哥，只有使用狂拼、紫光、拼音加加等输入法的才算得上衰哥。要知道，作为男人，不象娇滴滴的小妞，而是越衰越有品味，帅哥，徒有其表，而衰哥才是具有丰富内涵的男人，做男人，就要作衰哥，电脑打字，就要用狂拼、紫光等输入法，这是真理。智能ABC是给拼音输入法丢人现眼的输入法，别说赢了它，就是跟它比赛都觉得丢人。
舞匕自刑er永远不会了解我们的，狂拼是战胜舞匕自刑的法宝，因此，他们是永远不可能胜利的拼音输入法的。读到此处，舞匕自刑er会气得发抖，但是，无言以对，妄想找一些“不就是输入法吗，有什么了不起的！”、“我习惯五笔字型，不想改”等等辞藻来进行反抗、发牢骚，但是，没用。还有一些狂妄舞匕自刑er叫嚣某某每分钟打多少多少字，妄图做垂死挣扎，殊不知，如果有某某的打键速度，换成狂拼输入法，总的汉字输入速度提高不知道多少倍。这是因为五笔字型阵营不会用发展的眼光去分析问题、解决问题，头脑中有一股顽固势力在作怪，这就是导致舞匕自刑终将由他的鼎盛走向衰亡的根本原因。
愚公移山、铁杵磨针、刻舟求剑等等，在电脑世界，行不通。你现在愤怒了，但是，只能把你脸憋红，义愤填膺也罢，怒发冲冠也罢，但是，做为输入法五笔字型的你，即便气得你想杀了我，但你也不可能口若悬河，洋洋万言，象滚滚长江那样对我们拼音输入法进行批判。因为，五笔字型就是画地为牢，就是作茧自缚，你用五笔字型，自然不爱听，但是，说的就是你，批判的就是你，你什么你？别不服气，你不行就是不行，你行的就是五笔字型，结果舞匕自刑。欲练神功，引刀自宫怎么说来着？
舞匕自刑是彻头彻尾充满了邪恶的异端邪说，妄图让我们吃二遍苦受二茬罪，我们坚决不答应，让我们振臂高呼，打倒舞匕自刑！再踏上1024×768只脚，让五笔字型永世不得翻身。我们将一如既往团结在牛逼哄哄的猪八戒周围，继续深入开展持久地揭批舞匕自刑运动，把批判舞匕自刑由一个高潮推向另推向一个新的高潮，迎接灿烂的明天。
让我们歌颂拼音输入法吧，让五笔字型的鼓吹者看过本文之后躲在角落里去颤抖吧，去愤怒吧，去负隅顽抗吧，我的话讲完了，谢谢大家。
### Crazy Criticism of Wubi Input Method
Author: Zhu Bajie, 2000
When it comes to pinyin input methods, some people furrow their brows, like they have a piece of rice cake on their heads, just like the terraced fields of Dazhai, and they look down on pinyin input methods. Their mouths pout like Gao Laozhuang, which can tie 3.1415926535897932 donkeys in Qian, and insert 2.718281828459045 roses at the end of summer. I, Zhu Bajie, the mighty Zhu Bajie, just like pinyin input methods. Even if you starve me for three days without food, I still like pinyin input methods. (Excerpted from Zhu Bajie's "Big Talk on Crazy Pinyin")
Once upon a time, the whole country was in a state of self-harm, with media publicity, all flocking to it. Women, children, old and young, when it comes to computers, generally have this concept: first practice typing skills. Take a certain computer training class as an example, 3 months, charge a lot of money, and what is practiced is just Wubi input method. In fact, many people think that a computer is just typing, and typing means knowing the computer. To learn the computer, one must practice typing skills. Not knowing Wubi input method means not knowing the computer.
Then, why do so many people want to learn Wubi input method? And why do I, this pig, want to criticize it? Because Wubi input method is the most capable of bewitching people's hearts. If we don't thoroughly criticize it, once we relax our vigilance, it will make a comeback and fight back. If we don't completely deny Wubi input method and deeply and persistently fight against it, there will be no sustainable development, and we won't be able to go out of Asia and go to the world.
The reason why Wubi input method is so impressive has several reasons. First, those who don't know Wubi input method the most are the ones who promote it. Because in the current society, it is considered that "a Wubi expert is a computer expert". Everyone doesn't want to be an idiot. Even if he doesn't know anything about the computer at all, even if he has never seen what Wubi input method looks like, when chatting with others or bragging, he will definitely brag about Wubi input method. Otherwise, he will feel out of date. Second, and the main reason, is that the media promotes it to cater to certain ideologies of the audience and readers or simply because the editor doesn't understand. Third, historical reasons. Historically, there was a prosperous period of Wubi input method, because at that time, pinyin input methods were really not good. Fourth, in some job recruitments, whether one knows Wubi input method or not is used to measure a person's Chinese input speed, which leads many beautiful women to make up their minds to learn Wubi input method. Finally, it is the promotion of the use of Wubi input method. Because these people, no matter what the reason is to learn Wubi, but without mastering the essence of pinyin and making unfounded comments.
Then, the reason why Wubi input method is promoted and used by some people and some people spare no effort to develop it, it won't be that it is useless as Comrade Zhu Bajie said? Wubi input method certainly has its advantages, that is, it is a shape-based Chinese input method. You can type a Chinese character without knowing how to pronounce it. This is the mute input of Wubi input method. Also, its code repetition rate is low, which is the fundamental reason why Wubi input method is promoted. Then, the irrelevant reason is not knowing the pronunciation of Chinese characters. For example, "si" and "shi" can be easily distinguished with Wubi, but not everyone can distinguish their pronunciations. Some people pronounce these two characters the same, so they can't input them with pinyin input methods. For example, "gan he", "ji xie", etc., in the end, they have to accept the instigation of Wubi input method. It can be seen that Wubi input method has certain reasons for existence.
As mentioned earlier, the fundamental advantage of Wubi input method lies in the low code repetition rate. But it is only low for single characters. We know that Chinese is basically composed of phrases, vocabulary, and sentences. If you use Wubi input method to input phrases, vocabulary, and sentences at one go, its advantage of low code repetition rate doesn't exist at all. For single characters, the problem of code repetition rate with Wubi is just a compromise scheme with slightly higher efficiency than the district code. The district code has no code repetition rate, but who is using it? No one, which shows that a low code repetition rate doesn't mean high efficiency. What we pursue is efficiency, not the code repetition rate. Just seeing the low code repetition rate and not seeing that the efficiency is also extremely low, blindly learning Wubi input method is ridiculous.
It seems that Wubi input method gives people the feeling that typing is very fast. This can only deceive some beginners. Is typing fast with Wubi input method? No, definitely not. Why? Because to type fast with Wubi input method, there are no two preconditions: very fast key-pressing speed and blind typing. If the key-pressing speed is fast, typing is fast. If the key-pressing speed is slow, typing speed is slow. This is the case with any input method, which has nothing to do with Wubi input method. If you understand this, otherwise, there are bugs in your head. Don't think that pinyin input methods can't achieve fast typing speed. I have seen a beautiful woman using the old Microsoft input method to type blindly, and the speed is also very fast. But we should see that if we use advanced pinyin input methods, without blind typing and without typing skills, it will still be faster than Wubi input method.
A real Wubi input method expert is just a machine. Because to type fast with Wubi input method, it is actually to train the user into a key-pressing machine. In our daily life, the communication between people is through language, not writing on a notebook. When we talk, we never think about how to write each word of the sentence we are going to say, we just speak out. Typing Chinese characters with Wubi input method is like this. To input a character, you must have a concept of the character in your mind, and then it can be reflected on your fingers, and then the Chinese character is input. Imagine, when you are talking to someone, your mind is full of thinking about how to write each word of the sentence you are saying, are you crazy? The Wubi input method is like this, activating every nerve in your brain every time you input a Chinese character. Wubi input method experts like to type according to existing documents crackling. But what did they type after finishing a document? They don't know at all. Why? Because this is the essential characteristic of a machine. At this time, a very skilled Wubi input method fanatic will say: "What you said is wrong. I just use Wubi input method. I don't have a concept of characters in my mind. I don't know how to type when I see a Chinese character. I don't have the concept of splitting characters at all." This kind of Wubi input method fanatic is actually animalized by Wubi input method, and has formed a conditioned reflex, that is, there is no thinking at all, but a conditioned reflex realized through the central nervous system. Just like when we hit the knee with a rubber hammer, a reflex action will be caused. To reach this state, hey, for the sake of typing, what have we become?
Then, what about pinyin input methods in comparison? Usually, pinyin input methods are said to be useless by the promoters of Wubi input method. The most typical shortcoming of pinyin input methods is the high code repetition rate for single characters. Everyone knows this, which is the place where pinyin input methods are ridiculed by Wubi input method. But this is the historical situation of more than ten years ago. If you still have this view now, then it is a pity that you should change your mind to think about problems. Your mind is either imprisoned or misled. In addition to the high code repetition rate for single characters, pinyin input methods have extremely low code repetition rates for phrases and sentences. For example, I use Crazy Pinyin to input sentences: "Jin Kou Gua Zhou Yi Shui Jian, Zhong Shan Zhi Ge Shu Chong Shan, Chun Feng You Lv Jiang Nan An, Ming Yue He Shi Zhao Wo Huan" has a code repetition rate of zero. If you input one character at a time, there is no doubt that it is not as good as Wubi input method. But now input methods are so advanced, who still uses inputting one character at a time? Only rookies will do this. A conclusion has been reached in "The New Rookie Theory" and it has become an axiom, which needs no proof.
Another shortcoming of pinyin input methods is that you must know the pronunciation of a Chinese character. Many friends have accents and can't pronounce Chinese characters standardly, and try to resist pinyin input methods because of this, but this is not an excuse. Imagine, each of us (except me) has at least learned English. If you are very fluent in a foreign language, but can't speak your own mother tongue well, you should be punished for this. In the future, if China becomes a developed country and foreign devils all speak fluent Chinese, and you still use "I use Wubi input method because I can't speak standard Chinese" as an excuse, what will happen? Society is cruel. I have seen a so-called doctor who is very fluent in English, but his standard Chinese is very bad. Oh, pitiful.
There are many pinyin input methods, not all of them are good input methods. Typical good input methods are Smart Crazy Pinyin, Purple Light, and Pinyin Plus. The former is characterized by low code repetition rate and extremely high correctness in inputting Chinese phrases and sentences (for details, please refer to my "Big Talk on Crazy Pinyin"). The latter two are characterized by using phrases and word groups as the main input means. As for input methods like Smart ABC and those自带 by the system, compared with these several input methods, they can be said to be the best among garbage. If you choose the wrong pinyin input method, it may be worse than Wubi input method. At this time, you can't resist the temptation, and you are forced to admit to self-harm, which is too regrettable. What is ridiculous is that some promoters of Wubi input method actually compare Wubi input method with Smart ABC which is a disgrace to pinyin input methods in terms of speed, and criticize pinyin input methods according to the result. Just for this point, we all want to laugh. In recent years, the improvement of Microsoft input method, such as the launch of Microsoft 2003 Pinyin Input Method, has filled the blank of low efficiency of the system's own input method, but this input method still needs to fill spaces to get Chinese characters and other inconveniences, and there is still a certain gap with Crazy Pinyin 1. Many friends use Crazy Pinyin 2 and don't feel anything special. This is because Crazy Pinyin 2 is a regression. Crazy Pinyin 2 has not corrected the shortcomings of Crazy Pinyin 1 but has eliminated the advantages of Crazy Pinyin 1 and added more garbage content. So, to use Crazy Pinyin, you should use Crazy Pinyin 1.
For pinyin input, never use standard pinyin, that is, full pinyin. If you use full pinyin input, this is not good. It is a new pair of shoes for advanced pinyin input methods, walking the old road of Yu Gong Moving Mountains. For example, inputting "Huang Zhuang Wei Yu Zhong Guan Cun Fu Jin" with full pinyin requires many key presses to avoid code repetition. Practicing double pinyin input is absolutely cool. Double pinyin can adopt the S四通 double pinyin scheme, Natural码 double pinyin scheme, Microsoft double pinyin scheme. Although double pinyin requires learning, the workload is at least 13,800 percentage points lower than Wubi input method. Although using full pinyin can get a string of text by only inputting the initials, the code repetition rate is high, and the sentence is often incorrect, providing grounds for some promoters of Wubi input method to talk nonsense. (Excerpted from Zhu Bajie's "Big Talk on Crazy Pinyin")
People all have a common characteristic, habit becomes natural, even if it is a bad habit. Shape-based input is cumbersome and inefficient, but some people who are used to shape-based input don't mind the trouble. Even if they know that Smart Crazy Pinyin 1 is good, they are not willing to use it. They would rather be troublesome, which is due to habit.
Some people, when they first learn to use Chinese input, are misled to use Wubi input method. They have spent a lot of energy in practicing input, or are misled or have no way, and have little effect. They have a psychological resistance to learning and using new computer software. This is the so-called computer phobia. And this phobia is exactly caused by a certain software that is difficult to use but must be used. This software has a mandatory color, and you have to use it. Women are mostly afraid of computers. Wubi input method is just this kind of software that is daunting. Once these people master it, they have indeed spent a lot of energy. It will be difficult for them to change. In a word, they are scared by the difficult-to-learn and difficult-to-use input method. When they are asked to use Crazy Pinyin again, the montage of "once bitten by a snake, afraid of a rope for ten years" emerges in their minds. They think that pinyin input methods are more daunting and disgusting than Wubi input method. It seems that changing to pinyin input methods, especially double pinyin, is like the end of the world. In addition, many people, especially some leaders, classically think that "if a person who does computers doesn't know Wubi input method, then he doesn't know the computer". For example, a female secretary types very well with Wubi input method, while another bad boy uses pinyin (his Chinese input speed is of course comparable to that of the female) and is proficient in computer technology to participate in the simulation software development of a certain project. As a result, because the female knows Wubi input method, the software training is carried out by the female. You can imagine what the result is. If we give up using the inefficient shape-based input method, not only will the work efficiency be improved, but also the operators will feel happy and be eager to do it. We should see that Wubi input method, Smart Crazy Pinyin, etc. are just a kind of Chinese input software, a tool in our use of computers for Chinese processing and information exchange. Whether who is right or wrong is not discussed for the time being. As long as we settle down, calm down, and carefully study Smart Crazy Pinyin, type and use it, compare and see, I think you will like pinyin input methods to death, and you will feel that Wubi input method is like chewing wax. Looking back suddenly, you will sigh: "How naive it is to use shape-based input methods. Zhu Bajie really misleads people endlessly!"
It is worth noting that many comrades in the pinyin input method camp are still using Smart ABC which is a disgrace to our pinyin input method. When we educate these backward comrades, they also shout that they are used to Smart ABC. Oh, it seems that our workload is really heavy. We not only have to fight a life-and-death struggle with the enemy, but also purify our own team.
Therefore, when using computers, learning computers, and playing with computers, it is not good to form habits. If others say it is good, then what is good about it? How does it help me? Can it free me from tedious, mechanical, and rigid operations (even very skilled operations)? Can't we say it is not good because we are not used to it or can't use it? If that's the case, isn't it like eating grapes and saying grapes are sour? If others say it is not good, why is it not good? Is it one-sided, or complaining, or others can't use it (that is, can't poop and blames the latrine) to slander?
Thoroughly criticizing Wubi input method and advocating Smart Crazy Pinyin, Purple Light and other input methods doesn't need to be said more. It was originally a very simple thing. If we say more, it will be meaningless. The key is not to make unfounded comments on Smart Crazy Pinyin, Purple Light and other pinyin input methods in less than 3 minutes. There must be bad places, but the key is whether the advantages are greater than the disadvantages, and it must be absolutely greater than the disadvantages before we can use them. Everyone thinks Wubi input method is good. In fact, you can learn to use Smart Crazy Pinyin in one thousandth of the time of learning Wubi input method, and once you use it, you will benefit endlessly.
I once said that Yu Gong Moving Mountains, Iron Pestle Grinding Needle, etc. are all the behavior of stupid and mentally retarded people. The same is true for computer input methods. I don't hope and will never use an input method with low efficiency just to pursue a low code repetition rate. I don't want to become a slave of the computer. If the typing labor intensity is greater than that of the computer, why do we need the computer? When using Wubi input method, have you noticed that even on a very bad machine and a very powerful machine, the input speed depends on the person, not on the machine. But it's not like that with Crazy Pinyin input method. It makes the mechanical actions done by the computer, freeing people. Using a computer is about being cool and showing off. Can Wubi input method do that? No.
Many people blindly worship Wubi input method. Some people go to great lengths to supplement the vocabulary of a certain Wubi input method, and some people spare no effort to develop it. To put it most fundamentally, isn't it just trying to give a humane way to prolong the dying Wubi input method? It's useless, really useless. Wubi input method will eventually be eliminated because its efficiency is too low. Its core is people-oriented, trying every means to increase people's labor intensity in exchange for input speed, which is contrary to the humanization, intelligence, ease of use, and high efficiency of computers, etc. The survival period of Wubi input method has now gone from prosperity to decline, and it will disappear in no time. But there is still the possibility of leaving some leftovers. This is like Peking Opera advocated in the literary and art circles. No matter how many training classes you hold, no matter how many commemorative activities you hold, and no matter how you use the media to promote it, but after all, it's just those old things? What about Yuan Men Zhan Zi, Ji Gu Ma Cao, Si Lang Tan Mu, etc.? What about Sheng Dan Jing Mo, what about singing, reciting, acting, etc.? They are all old routines, all things without practical significance. It's better to watch sensational and random love TV dramas. So Peking Opera will eventually be eliminated. Wubi input method is the same. No matter what you say, it will eventually be eliminated. It's just a matter of time. What? You don't believe it? You don't believe it, go to the street and stop a young and beautiful girl at random, ask her who Yuan Shihai is, and then ask her who Andy Lau is. What? Embarrassed? Then tell me why Pingju is almost extinct? But you have a deep impression of Zhao Lirong? Do you know that Zhao Lirong became popular all over the country because she changed from Pingju to performing crosstalk? Yes, this is the progress of the times, and outdated things will all enter the museum. This garbage input method of Wubi, maybe after many years, only the old people will talk about it nostalgically.
Wubi input method is a concrete manifestation of brain rigidity. There are many Wubi input method fanatics, who are purely machines. People always think how fast this kind of person inputs. In fact, as long as you read a section of Tang poetry or Song poetry to let him type, he will be exposed. Because there is no direct conversion from voice to hand movements in his mind, but first translated into text by the brain and then reflected in hand movements. Therefore, using Wubi input method mobilizes every nerve in the brain imperceptibly, causing brain hypoxia, leading to fatigue, insomnia, dreams, dry stools, unstable menstrual periods, backache, leg cramps. So many people also say: As long as it is familiar, when you see a character, you directly type it out, and you don't think about splitting the character at all. Yes, the top-level Wubi input method experts do this. Because how much energy do you know it takes to practice to this step? In fact, with this energy. Why not try the district code or internal code input method? Because this is purely a mechanical action. There is no code repetition rate with the district code, which is not better? With this energy, using advanced input methods like Crazy Pinyin not only would have already finished typing the characters, but maybe also have had the leisure time to go to Turpan to participate in a picking festival, and maybe even pick grapes with the beautiful Anarhan.
There seems to be no eternal truth in the computer field. Some people who are used to shape-based input methods will get angry with you if you say that pinyin input methods are good. These people think that using Wubi input method is also more awesome. What's more, some computer companies recruit employees with whether they know "Wubi input method" as a prerequisite, regardless of how much faster the applicant's use of other Chinese input methods is than "Wubi input method". As for the current Crazy Pinyin input method, it is definitely the most awesome input method, but it is regarded as heresy and rejected, saying that it is not used to it, finding faults, and being picky. In fact, there is no need to get used to it. If you really use it and study it carefully, you won't say that Wubi is good anymore, but most people say no. Similar events have also occurred in other computer fields. For example, an advertising company recruits people with whether they know PhotoShop as a decisive factor. People in the industry know at a glance that this company won't last long and will go bankrupt.
Through observation and practical application, those who use Wubi input method usually get used to a certain Wubi input method, not any Wubi input method. This situation is especially prominent in top-level Wubi input method users. For example, a female typist in a certain unit uses Wubi input method, but types fast on the old S四通 typewriter, but is very slow on the computer with the same Wubi input method. Why? Because different Wubi input methods have different typing feelings. The doctrine of Wubi input method is to make people a kind of machine. We know that what machines do is simple, mechanical, and repetitive work. If the environment changes slightly, then it will make wrong judgments. A fast typing Wubi expert is afraid of changing the Wubi input software, afraid of adjusting the vocabulary position, afraid of not typing according to the manuscript, afraid of others reading some poems and songs for him to type, afraid of changing the computer keyboard. Why is he always afraid of this and that? Because of the mechanical and rigid nature of Wubi input method. This input method that restricts people's thinking, this input method that draws a circle and builds a moat leads to the above-mentioned phenomena, which is inevitable, not accidental.
As criticized earlier, the input speed of Wubi input method is not because its input method is多么 advanced, but because of the key-pressing speed of the user. This must be clarified. If you have the same fast key-pressing speed as him, even if you use the district code, the speed is the same as that of Wubi input method, or even faster.
Then, the Crazy Pinyin I advocate dares to challenge Wubi input method and brag, and I can't type blindly. Then where does my input speed come from? If you ask like this, it means you have wisdom and have asked the key point. My key-pressing speed is not fast, and I must look at the keyboard. What about typing skills? I don't know. I have never used the ring finger and little finger. That sister should say, you are bragging, and it is impossible to type fast. The great, glorious, and correct saying of Zhu Bajie, bragging is not done by blowing, and trains are not pushed by pushing. I use Smart Crazy Pinyin, and I use double pinyin input method. Smart Crazy Pinyin is reflected in the intelligent discrimination based on the particularity of Chinese language in whole sentences and phrases, with intelligence and rich word library information. If you input single characters, then, not only Crazy Pinyin, but any pinyin input method will be the object of ridicule by Wubi input method. Inputting single characters requires singing the praises of Wubi input method. But, sister, you haven't noticed that language is always language. People's speaking and writing are never like young and beautiful girls' QQ typing like "oh", "what", "how old are you", "where are you", "hate", etc. fragmentary words, but long-winded like Tang Sanzang educating Sun Wukong.
For example, "Treat pinyin input methods like the warmth of spring, treat Crazy Pinyin input methods like the heat of summer, treat those who want to use Wubi input method like the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, and treat the crackdown on Wubi input method promoters like the cruelty of winter", I use the Smart Crazy Pinyin input method to input the whole sentence in one go. Except for punctuation marks, each character is two keys. Count the total number of key presses, and then look at the correctness. Isn't any other input method going to be thrown into the trash can. If you type one character at a time, this is a serious old stubborn practice of walking the old road in new shoes. In this case, it's better to go to do your job of Wubi input method, which has no future.
In the in-depth and long-term struggle to expose and criticize Wubi input method, many comrades have seen the evil essence of Wubi input method. However, there is always no determination to completely break with Wubi input method. There are many reasons. The most important reason is that the Smart Crazy Pinyin I mentioned has only typed a few characters, even less than 100 characters, and has no way at all. They always measure and use the old set of Wubi input method to measure and apply Smart Crazy Pinyin, and have no completely repented and reformed, and find faults before getting out of the shadow of Wubi input method. These comrades can be reformed and become new people through correct guidance and education. Treat them mainly with unity, not with strike, but to guide them and proceed step by step to get out of the shadow of Wubi input method. For the stubborn elements of Wubi input method and typical top-level figures, they have already been as cold as a well and are willing to enjoy the torture of Wubi input method. They have already practiced the Book of葵花宝典, and it's hard to take back the water. The rice has been cooked, and it's up to heaven to rain and mother to marry. Let it be. For those who are neither high nor low, and stand there clamoring that Wubi input method is good, we should adopt the methods of striking, uniting, striking again, and uniting again to make them completely give up the so-called Wubi input method which is vulgar, mechanical, Yu Gong Moving Mountains, Iron Pestle Grinding Needle, and gradually realize "I regret learning Wubi input method". For those who are not experienced and are about to enter the computer society, work hard to do a good job in propaganda, be down-to-earth, and don't let them have the ideology of "to practice magic power, cut off your own palace". We should spare no effort to advocate that Smart Crazy Pinyin is good. With Smart Crazy Pinyin, we can prove that you look younger.
At this time, a Wubi input method fanatic jumps out and arrogantly shouts: You don't know Wubi input method and talk nonsense here. You don't want to use Wubi input method because you don't know it and are not used to it. Yes, yes, we just don't know it and are not used to it. We are proud and proud because we don't know Wubi input method. Because we use pinyin input methods, naturally, fresh, clean, in the inconvenient days..... Oh, my god, thinking of Crazy Pinyin, I'm a bit absent-minded. Back to the theme. We have already seen the true face of Wubi input method. Isn't it to make people troublesome as its mission? Isn't it to make people abide by the old rules? Isn't it to restrict people's thinking? We already know it without you saying it. Only you who are infatuated with Wubi input method don't know it. Since we have seen the ugly true face of Wubi input method, why should we be with the wolf?
Since we can't do without computers, then we can't view a computer-related thing with an isolated and conservative eye. Wubi input method was once glorious, because the pinyin input method was really not satisfactory at that time. So, Wubi input method has an excuse and tries to make a big deal out of this historical (not residual) problem. However, the eyes of the masses are sharp, and they have already seen these tricks of Wubi input method clearly. With the development of intelligent pinyin input methods, especially intelligent double pinyin input methods, the world has become so wonderful. Why should we carve the boat to find the sword? Do we need to talk about the典故 of carving the boat to find the sword? We really don't want to say it again. If you want to listen, we will tell you even if our mouths are dry. Do you want to listen?
Sharpening the knife doesn't delay the woodcutting. The instigators of Wubi input method once spoke the truth and taught their disciples and grandchildren like this, and also taught them to strictly prohibit the use of pinyin input methods, trying to have a long-term dream. Those who are confused in the当局者迷, bystanders are clear. We have already found that the doctrine of Wubi is nothing but "to practice magic power, cut off your own palace". Wubi input method is really the Eastern不败 of Wubi input method. Little do they know that behind the truth that sharpening the knife doesn't delay the woodcutting, there are layers of traps. What knife is being sharpened? A rusty bronze antique knife. Even if it is sharpened to the 6.02×1023-dimensional space where the pi equals -273.15, it is not a sharp knife. Because the sharp swords like Ganjiang and Moye, which can cut hair and split water and solve worries, are in the hands of pinyin input method users. This sharp blade of pinyin input method is Purple Light, Crazy Pinyin, and Pinyin Plus. These three representatives of pinyin input methods can not only cut water and solve worries, but also are the magic weapons to defeat Wubi input method in the new era.
In this life-and-death struggle, we can defeat the enemy because we have advanced ideological consciousness, unite as one, and are of one mind. With the leadership of the mighty Zhu Bajie, we can foresee that the enemy will resist, but it is redundant. They can't come up with articles, can't come up with more reasons, can't come up with articles that make us pay attention to fight back. At most, they are a few words, no more than 100 words, to make a last-ditch struggle. Under the leadership of Zhu Bajie and in the surging torrent of Smart Crazy Pinyin, the camp of Wubi input method is a last-ditch camp. The resistance is futile and appears pale and weak. We should despise the enemy strategically and attach importance to the enemy tactically. We understand every move of Wubi input method, we grasp the evil essence of Wubi input method, and our victory is inevitable. However, Wubi input method can't understand the essence of pinyin input method, and is criticizing some insignificant flaws of our pinyin input method there. The real lofty integrity is not seen. It is indeed that a leaf blocks the eyes and one can't see the forest. So Wubi input method will eventually decline, and pinyin input method will completely defeat shape-based input methods. It's just a matter of time.
We have never been afraid of the resistance of Wubi input method in the past, present, and future. Let's look forward to the counterattack statement of Wubi input method users. In Ge You's words, it's: Please, write an article criticizing pinyin input methods to criticize us! We will read it carefully. Sun Tzu said, know the enemy and know yourself, and you can fight a hundred battles without danger. It can be foreseen that Wubi input method will laugh at our wrong characters. Let them make fun of these trivial things. But everyone knows what we are talking about when we are wrong. But for wrong characters like "原来如些", "末成由调先有情", "不耍要我好不好", "闭入兔进", "我白已己经会骑白彳亍车子" in Wubi input method, who can understand and understand? Wubi input method carefully checks as much as possible to avoid wrong characters and being ridiculed by our pinyin input method. It's useless. Saving face costs a lot. If it's wrong, it's wrong. The wrong ones are naturally comfortable. Zhu Bajie has a famous saying, don't look when pooping, don't trace when writing. Zhu Bajie doesn't know typing skills and always looks down at the keyboard to type. If he can reach the level of blind typing, can there be wrong characters? No, it's impossible. Can Wubi input method? Saying no is wronged it. But if Wubi input method can't type blindly, can it be fast? In my opinion, not at all. But with pinyin input method, if you can't type blindly, can it be fast? Of course, it can. If you can type blindly, it's definitely fast, definitely faster than Wubi. Speaking of this, a master from the Wubi input method camp will jump out and try to compare with a certain handsome guy's Smart ABC input method. Let me tell you, there's no need to compare. You win. Because in the camp of pinyin input methods, those who use Smart ABC are all pretty boys, that is, the so-called handsome guys. Only those who use Crazy Pinyin, Purple Light, Pinyin Plus and other input methods are considered bad boys. You know, as a man, unlike a coquettish little girl, but the more bad you are, the more taste you have. Handsome guys are just vain, while bad boys are men with rich connotations. To be a man, you should be a bad boy. For computer typing, you should use Crazy Pinyin, Purple Light and other input methods. This is the truth. Smart ABC is an input method that is a disgrace to pinyin input methods. Don't say you win it, even competing with it feels shameful.
Wubi input method users will never understand us. Crazy Pinyin is the magic weapon to defeat Wubi input method. Therefore, they are the pinyin input methods that will never win. When reading this, Wubi input method users will tremble with anger, but have nothing to say. They try to find some words like "it's just an input method, what's so great!", "I'm used to Wubi input method and don't want to change" to resist and complain, but it's useless. Some arrogant Wubi input method users shout that someone types so many words per minute and try to make a last-ditch struggle. Little do they know that if someone has the key-pressing speed, changing to Crazy Pinyin input method, the total Chinese input speed will be increased by unknown times. This is because the Wubi input method camp doesn't use a development perspective to analyze problems and solve problems, and there is a stubborn force in the mind, which is the fundamental reason why Wubi input method will eventually decline from its prosperity.
Yu Gong Moving Mountains, Iron Pestle Grinding Needle, Carving the Boat to Find the Sword, etc. don't work in the computer world. You are angry now, but you can only make your face red. Whether you are indignant or furious, but as for you who use Wubi input method as an input method, even if you are angry and want to kill me, you can't talk a lot like the rolling Yangtze River to criticize our pinyin input method. Because Wubi input method is drawing a circle and building a moat, and tying oneself in a cocoon. You naturally don't like to hear it when you use Wubi input method. But it's talking about you, criticizing you. What are you? Don't be unconvinced. You are not good, and what is good is Wubi input method, and as a result, it's Wubi input method. How does "to practice magic power, cut off your own palace" go again?
Wubi input method is a completely evil heresy, trying to make us suffer twice. We firmly don't agree. Let's raise our arms and shout, down with Wubi input method! Step on it with 1024×768 feet again, and let Wubi input method never turn over. We will continue to be united around the mighty Zhu Bajie as always, and continue to carry out the long-term movement to expose and criticize Wubi input method, pushing the criticism of Wubi input method from one climax to another new climax, and welcome a bright tomorrow.
Let's sing the praises of pinyin input methods. Let the promoters of Wubi input method hide in the corner and tremble after reading this article, get angry, and put up a last-ditch resistance. That's all for my words. Thank you all.
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