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曝内幕！女生最看重的----------
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曝内幕！女生最看重的----------
有一天, MM说：“我爱你。”
我脸红了。我不想害她：“我没钱，更没有房子和车。”
MM盯着我的眼睛：“我知道。”
“我的月薪只有一千五。”
MM的目光仍然坚定无比：“以后会多的。”
我用颤抖的双手拿出一支烟叼在嘴上：“我每天要抽一包烟，一喝酒就闹事。”
MM笑了，“以后有我在，你放心。”
我的脊梁上冒起一阵寒意，结结巴巴地说：“其实……其实我很流氓……幼儿园就喜欢去女厕所，小学就没了初吻，中学就……”
MM没等我说完就软在了我的怀里，声音细若蚊鸣：“早知道你好色，你老偷偷瞄我胸脯……”
一股鼻血喷涌而出，我抱紧了MM，温热娇小的身体让我热血沸腾。这时我忽然想到了一件很重要的事情，我决定把这事告诉MM。
5秒钟后，MM抬头问我：“真的？”我悲愤地点点头。MM沉默片刻，挣开我的怀抱，抬手给了我一个耳光，她愤怒地朝我喊道：
Exposing the Inside Story! What Girls Value Most----------
One day, a girl said: "I love you."
My face turned red. I didn't want to hurt her: "I have no money, and I don't even have a house or a car."
The girl stared into my eyes: "I know."
"My monthly salary is only 1,500."
The girl's gaze remained unwavering: "It will be more in the future."
I took out a cigarette with trembling hands and put it in my mouth: "I smoke a pack of cigarettes every day, and I cause trouble when I drink."
The girl smiled, "Don't worry, I'll be here in the future."
A chill ran down my spine, and I stammered: "Actually... actually I'm very rascal... I liked to go to the girls' restroom in kindergarten, lost my first kiss in primary school, and in middle school..."
Before I finished speaking, the girl collapsed in my arms, her voice as faint as a mosquito's: "I should have known you were lecherous, you always secretly peeked at my chest..."
A stream of nosebleed gushed out, I held the girl tightly, her warm and petite body made my blood boil. Then I suddenly remembered an important thing, and I decided to tell the girl about it.
Five seconds later, the girl looked up and asked me: "Really?" I nodded悲愤ly. The girl was silent for a moment, broke free from my arms, raised her hand and slapped me, and she shouted at me angrily:
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『第 4 楼』:
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是什么呢,见过的啊,怎么这会儿记不得了呢
What is it, I've seen it before, why can't I remember it now
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『第 6 楼』:
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这还不容易呀.就是阳痿了.
This is not difficult. It's just impotence.
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qwerrr
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『第 7 楼』:
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哈哈哈...原来是性无能
Hahaha... It turned out to be impotent
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19951001
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crazylee
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『第 11 楼』:
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最后一句应该是看贴不回贴
The last sentence should be "reading posts without replying"
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『第 12 楼』:
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是该打。谁叫你看贴不回贴
It should be beaten. Who told you to read the post without replying
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『第 14 楼』:
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看过。。。。。
Seen看过。。。。。
Wait, no, the original Chinese "看过。。。。。" is just "Seen...", but wait, no, I made a mistake. Let's do it correctly. The user input is "看过。。。。。", which translates to "Seen......" But wait, no, actually, directly translate the Chinese characters. "看" is "see", "过" is past tense, so "Seen......" But let's check again. Oh right, the correct translation is "Seen......"
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『第 15 楼』:
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想不出来,楼主公布答案啊!
Can't figure it out, the original poster release the answer ah!
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