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很久以前,那还是我用win98的时候有次我系统崩溃了,因为我是电脑白痴,我朋友给我介绍了一个高手来帮我修电脑。
他看了一下电脑,问我有没有98的盘,我说没有。
他想了一下,叫我把固定电话拿给他,我想修电脑要电话干什么,但人家是高手,我也不好说什么,就把电话拔下来给他了。
他把电话线空着的一头接在电脑的一个插孔内,然后进入了dos,然后就开始在电话上不停的按着键,他按键的速度非常快,但是只按0,1两个键,我搞不懂这有什么用,但也不敢问,看了半个多小时,他还是不停的按这两个键,我渐渐的有些困,我问他这东西要搞多久,他说要几个小时,我给他倒了杯茶,就一个人去隔壁睡觉了。
醒来的时候,一看已经过了4个多小时,我起身到隔壁,看见他正在98里面调试,过了一会儿,他说,你试试,我坐上椅子用了一下,真的好了,我当时也不懂电脑,谢过人家就走了。
后来我慢慢对电脑有了了解,终于了解,原来当时那位高手是用机器语言编了一个98系统,我后来问我朋友那位高手的下落,我朋友说前几年去了美国之后,杳无音讯....
Long ago, when I was still using Windows 98, one time my system crashed. Since I was a computer newbie, my friend introduced me to a master to fix my computer.
He looked at the computer and asked me if I had a Windows 98 disk. I said I didn't.
He thought for a moment and asked me to hand him the landline phone. I wondered why I needed a phone to fix the computer, but since he was a master, I didn't dare say anything and pulled the phone out and gave it to him.
He connected the empty end of the phone line to a jack on the computer, then entered DOS, and then kept pressing keys on the phone. He pressed the keys very fast, but only the 0 and 1 keys. I didn't understand what this was for, but I didn't dare ask. After watching for more than half an hour, he still kept pressing these two keys. I gradually got a bit sleepy. I asked him how long this would take, and he said it would take a few hours. I made him a cup of tea and then went to sleep next door by myself.
When I woke up, I saw that more than 4 hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door and saw him debugging in Windows 98. After a while, he said, "You try it." I sat down in the chair and used it. It really worked. I didn't understand computers back then, thanked him and left.
Later, I gradually learned more about computers and finally understood that the master at that time had written a Windows 98 system in machine language. Later, I asked my friend about the master's whereabouts, and my friend said that he went to the United States a few years ago and has been out of touch ever since....
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呵呵,应该只是个笑话吧,不过值得收藏。
Hehe, should just be a joke, but worth collecting
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哈哈,这个人就是我~~~~~~~~~~~~
Haha, this person is me~~~~~~~~~~~~
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很久以前,那还是我用winXP的时候有次我系统崩溃了,因为我是电脑白吃,我朋友给我介绍了一个高手来帮我修电脑。
他看了一下电脑,问我有没有XP的安装盘,我说没有。
他想了一下,叫我把一张空的DVD刻录盘和一根针拿给他,我想修电脑要刻录盘和针干什么,但人家是高手,我也不好说什么,就把DVD刻录盘拿一张来给他了。
他把针头对着刻录盘戳,他戳的速度非常快,但是只戳深或浅,我搞不懂这有什么用,但也不敢问,看了半个多小时,他还是不停的戳着DVD刻录盘,我渐渐的有些困,我问他这东西要搞多久,他说要几个小时,我给他倒了杯茶,就一个人去隔壁睡觉了。
醒来的时候,一看已经过了4个多小时,我起身到隔壁,看见他正在Xp里面调试,还装上了office、photoshop、迅雷、魔兽世界等软件……过了一会儿,他说,你试试,我坐上椅子用了一下,真的好了,我当时也不懂电脑,谢过人家就走了。
后来我慢慢对电脑有了了解,终于了解,原来当时那位高手是针头刻了一个单面双层的DVD,在里面刻上了Xp、office、photoshop、魔兽世界的安装程序,我后来问我朋友那位高手的下落,我朋友说前几年去了美国之后,杳无音讯....
Long time ago, when I was still using winXP, once my system crashed. Since I was a computer novice, my friend introduced a expert to fix my computer for me.
He looked at the computer and asked me if I had an XP installation disc. I said I didn't.
He thought for a moment and asked me to give him an empty DVD recordable disc and a needle. I wondered what a recordable disc and a needle were for in fixing the computer, but since he was an expert, I didn't say anything. So I gave him a DVD recordable disc.
He aimed the needle at the recordable disc and poked it. He poked very fast, but only made the holes deep or shallow. I didn't understand what this was for, but I didn't dare to ask. After watching for more than half an hour, he still kept poking the DVD recordable disc. I gradually got sleepy. I asked him how long this would take. He said it would take several hours. I made him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone.
When I woke up, I saw that more than 4 hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door and saw him debugging in Xp and installing software like office, photoshop, Thunder, World of Warcraft... After a while, he said, "You try it." I sat on the chair and tried it. It really worked. I didn't understand computers at that time, thanked him and left.
Later, I gradually learned about computers and finally understood that the expert at that time had poked a single - sided double - layer DVD with a needle and burned the installation programs of XP, office, photoshop, World of Warcraft in it. Later I asked my friend about the expert's whereabouts. My friend said he went to the United States a few years ago and then vanished without a trace....
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很久以前,那还是我用winXP的时候有次我不小心把D盘格了,因为我是电脑白吃,我朋友给我介绍了一个高手来帮我恢复数据。
他看了一下电脑,问我有没有备份过Ghost,我说没有。
他想了一下,叫我把一块磁铁拿给他,还问我D盘里有什么东西,我想修电脑要磁铁干什么,但人家是高手,我也不好说什么,就把磁铁给他了,还告诉他我D盘里全是火影忍者的动画。
他把硬盘拆了,用磁铁在上面画圈,他画圈的速度非常快,但是只有碰到或不碰到,我搞不懂这有什么用,但也不敢问,看了半个多小时,他还是不停的在硬盘上画着圈,我渐渐的有些困,我问他这东西要搞多久,他说要几个小时,我给他倒了杯茶,就一个人去隔壁睡觉了。
醒来的时候,一看已经过了4个多小时,我起身到隔壁,看见他正在D盘里面调试,里面全是火影忍者的动画片,过了一会儿,他说,你试试,我坐上椅子用了一下,真的好了,我当时也不懂电脑,谢过人家就走了。
后来我慢慢对电脑有了了解,终于了解,原来当时那位高手是用磁铁直接在硬盘上写数据,凭着惊人的记忆力将火影忍者的动画片都写入了硬盘,我后来问我朋友那位高手的下落,我朋友说前几年去了英国之后,杳无音讯....
Long long ago, when I was still using winXP, one time I accidentally formatted the D drive. Because I was a computer newbie, my friend introduced a master to help me recover the data.
He looked at the computer and asked me if I had ever backed up Ghost. I said no.
He thought for a moment and asked me to give him a magnet, and also asked what was in the D drive. I thought why a magnet was needed for fixing a computer, but since he was a master, I didn't say anything and gave him the magnet, and also told him that the D drive was full of Naruto animations.
He disassembled the hard drive, used the magnet to draw circles on it. The speed at which he drew the circles was very fast, but it was just touching or not touching. I didn't understand what this was for, but I didn't dare to ask. After watching for more than half an hour, he still kept drawing circles on the hard drive. I gradually got a bit sleepy. I asked him how long this would take, and he said it would take a few hours. I made him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone.
When I woke up, I saw that more than 4 hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door, and saw him debugging in the D drive. There were all Naruto animations in it. After a while, he said, "You try it." I sat on the chair and tried it, and it really worked. I didn't understand computers at that time, thanked him and left.
Later, I gradually learned more about computers and finally understood that the master at that time was directly writing data on the hard drive with a magnet, relying on amazing memory to write all the Naruto animations into the hard drive. Later, I asked my friend about the master's whereabouts, and my friend said that he went to the UK a few years ago and has been out of touch ever since....
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这么强,不回也不像话了。 
It's so powerful, it's not appropriate not to reply.:lol:
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很搞啊,呵呵,都是大牛呀
It's really funny, heh heh, all are big shots呀
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搞笑吧???
哪有这种人???
Funny, right???
How can there be such a person???
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