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[转贴]脱光了衣服跟它干
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有一天,两只麻雀坐在一棵树上吹牛。
大麻雀对小麻雀说:”我可厉害了,什么动作我都可以做得出来,像俯冲啊,盘旋呀,什么高难度的动作我不会呀?“
小麻雀很是不服气,可一时又找不出什么好的法子要难为它。恰好树下有一个屠夫正在切肉。
于是小麻雀就对大麻雀说:“你不是厉害吗那你有本事飞下去从屠夫手中弄块肉上来嘛。"
大麻雀笑笑说小KS,于是一个俯冲飞到桌上叼了一块肉就要飞上树,可一下子被屠夫抓了个正着,屠夫非常生气便一根一根地拔大麻雀的毛,大麻雀只呼HELP,小麻雀实在看不过去了,一下子飞下去冲着屠夫的手就咬了一口,屠夫手一疼便把大麻雀放了,大麻雀拼命飞上树来。
小麻雀说:“这下不吹牛了吧要不是我救你你早活不成了。”
可大麻雀说:“谁要你救我呀我正准备脱光了衣服跟他干呢。”
One day, two sparrows were sitting on a tree, bragging.
The big sparrow said to the small sparrow, "I'm so amazing. I can do any action, like diving, circling, and I can do any difficult actions?"
The small sparrow was really不服气, but for a moment couldn't find a good way to make things difficult for it. Just then, there was a butcher cutting meat under the tree.
So the small sparrow said to the big sparrow, "You say you're amazing? Then you have the ability to fly down and get a piece of meat from the butcher's hand."
The big sparrow smiled and said it was a piece of cake, so it dived down, flew to the table, picked up a piece of meat and was about to fly back to the tree, but was caught by the butcher in an instant. The butcher was very angry and pulled out the big sparrow's feathers one by one. The big sparrow kept shouting HELP. The small sparrow really couldn't stand it, and suddenly flew down and bit the butcher's hand. The butcher felt a pain and let the big sparrow go. The big sparrow flew back to the tree desperately.
The small sparrow said, "Now you don't brag. If it weren't for me saving you, you would have died long ago."
But the big sparrow said, "Who asked you to save me? I was just going to take off my clothes and fight with him."
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κχυμγνξοθπρωψιαδλεηφβτζσ┬╀┾┳┞┯┰┱┣┲┳╂╁│├┟┭┠这是什么??这就是我的人生 |
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tangtai
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不错,现实生活中也有不少这种人。。。。。
Not bad, there are also quite a few such people in real life...
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自不量力,争强好胜
Overestimate one's abilities and be eager to compete
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我今后在论坛的目标就是做个超级坏人!!! |
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jghvb
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[img]http://c.py99.net/pic/f?v=20074/31311547.jpg[/img]
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[img=2,1]http://c.py99.net/pic/f?v=20074/31311547.jpg[/img] |
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lxmxn
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典型的阿Q精神胜利法.
Typical "Ah Q's spiritual victory method".
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确实;现实中不少这样的 "鸟人"
Indeed; there are indeed many such "weirdos" in reality
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我正准备脱光了衣服和她对着干哈哈
这话有意思呵呵
I'm just about to take off my clothes and go head - to - head with her haha. This sentence is interesting heh heh
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愿你们永远开心 |
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跌倒了还要抓一把沙子。
Fall down and still grab a handful of sand.
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