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『楼主』: 我恨拼音输入法使用 LLM 解释/回答一下

你們看看......這是我某天與一個新朋友在網路上的對話

『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問
『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作...』我答
『妳..妳..是說教鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑
『對阿...』我說
『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問
『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』我回答
『對....對不起.....妳...妳是說...帶......帶詩班...領詩是嗎?』對方語氣有點怪怪的

(唉呦妖壽...怎麼沒檢查就送出，幸好對方對教會還有點認知)

『呵呵~對阿對阿~不好意思打錯字...』我很不好意思地回

『哈....沒關係的，我懂。那妳在教會工作很已經久囉？』對方又問

『其實我是這一年半才開始焦屍斑的.......以前是做行政方面的事』我仔細算算這樣告訴他

『ㄟ.......』對方
(見鬼了.......這是葬儀社輸入法嗎?)
;
『呵呵~我是說這一年半開始教詩班，以前是當幹事.....』我趕緊解釋

『沒..沒關係....我了解。那~聊聊妳的興趣吧，妳平時喜歡做什麼？』對方問
『我啊？最多時候就看VCD囉！』我說
『這樣啊？我也是耶！那你會喜歡韓劇嗎？最近很熱門喔，還是比較喜歡西洋的？』對方問

『含巨根吸陽具一樣插進，我都不喜歡。』我回
(啊啊啊.....來不及了....又按ENTER太快了....)

『對不起...我是說...韓劇跟西洋劇一樣差勁，我都不喜歡啦...』我連忙解釋企圖挽回

(我看現在代誌大條了，我的慾女形象毀於一旦，又來了....是玉女才對)

『................』對方

( 我想.....他已經嚇昏了吧)

You guys take a look... This is a conversation I had with a new friend online one day

"Ye Lai Xiang, you said you teach music, which aspect?" the friend asked
"Just usually teach the piano, work in the church on weekends..." I replied
"You..you..do you mean teach the piano?" the other party was a bit hesitant
"Yes..." I said
"Oh..then~ what do you do in the church?" the other party asked again
"Just carry the corpse spot, receive the corpse and so on..." I answered
"Yes....sorry.....you...you mean...lead the...the choir...lead the hymns right?" the other party's tone was a bit strange

(Ouch, so unlucky... I sent it without checking, luckily the other party still has some knowledge of the church)

"Hehe~ yes yes~ sorry for the typo..." I replied very embarrassedly

"Heh....it's okay, I understand. Then have you been working in the church for a long time?" the other party asked again
"In fact, I just started leading the choir in the past year and a half.......I used to do administrative work before" I carefully calculated and told him
"Hey.......", the other party
(It's见鬼了.......Is this the funeral home input method?)
;
"Hehe~ I mean I started teaching the choir in the past year and a half, I used to be a secretary....." I quickly explained
"No..it's okay....I understand. Then~ let's talk about your hobbies, what do you usually like to do?" the other party asked
"Me? The most time is just watching VCDs!" I said
"Oh really? Me too! Then do you like Korean dramas? They are very popular recently, or do you prefer Western ones?" the other party asked

"Like inserting a huge dick into the anus and sucking the penis, I don't like either." I replied
(Ahhh.....it's too late....I pressed ENTER too fast again....)

"Sorry...I mean...Korean dramas are as bad as Western dramas, I don't like either..." I quickly explained to try to save it

(I see things are getting serious now, my slutty image is ruined, it should be a virtuous girl)

"................" the other party

( I think.....he must have fainted)

2008-3-30 16:02