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[转贴]“女友”升级为“妻子”时发生的bug
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我急需您的帮助。我最近将“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,发现这个新程序意外地启动了生产程序,而且占用了大量的空间和宝贵的资源。这在产品的使用手册中没有提到。此外“妻子1.0”自动将自己安装到其他的所有的程序中,它随系统同时启动,监控整个系统的状态。“男人夜出2.5”和“高尔夫5.3”无法再运行,一旦运行该程序系统即行崩溃。试图运行“周日足球6.3”经常失败,而“周六购物7.1”却代之运行。看来我无法保留“妻子1.0”,因为它和我喜欢运行的任何程序都不兼容。我打算回到“女朋友7.0”,可是这个程序又无法卸载。
恳请帮帮我!
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亲爱的用户:
这是个很普通的问题,产生于你对基本原理的不了解。
很多男人将“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,以为“妻子1.0”是一个“实用与娱乐程序”。然而“妻子1.0”却是个操作系统,是被设计用来运行所有程序的。你不可能清除“妻子1.0”,也不可能回到“女朋友7.0”,因为“妻子1.0”的设计中不具有这个功能,无论是卸载、删除或是清除已经安装在系统中的这些程序文件,都是不可能的。
有些人曾试图安装“女朋友8.0”或者“妻子2.0”,结果是产生了更多的问题(参见手册中的赡养费/孩子的养育/律师费用)。我安装过“妻子1.0”,我建议你保持现在的安装状态,妥善解决遇到的困难。
当任何错误或问题出现的时候,不论你认为是什么原因引起的,你必须运行“C:\我道歉”程序,并且避免使用“退出键”。必要时可能需要运行“C:\我道歉”多次,希望最终能使操作系统恢复到初始状态。
“妻子1.0”虽然是一个需要高保养的程序,但同时对人可能是非常有益的。充分地利用它,需要买些额外的软件比如“鲜花2.0”和“巧克力5.0”。
不要在任何情况下安装“秘书(短裙版)”,因为“妻子1.0”不支持这种程序,而且系统多数时候会崩溃。
Dear Technical Support:
I urgently need your help. Recently, I upgraded "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0" and found that this new program unexpectedly started the production program and occupied a large amount of space and valuable resources. This was not mentioned in the product manual. In addition, "Wife 1.0" automatically installs itself into all other programs, it starts with the system and monitors the status of the entire system. "Man Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" can no longer run, and the system crashes immediately once these programs are run. Trying to run "Sunday Football 6.3" often fails, while "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. It seems that I can't keep "Wife 1.0" because it is incompatible with any program I like to run. I plan to go back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but this program can't be uninstalled.
Please help me!
Technical Support Reply
Dear User:
This is a common problem, arising from your lack of understanding of the basic principles.
Many men upgrade "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0", thinking that "Wife 1.0" is a "practical and entertainment program". However, "Wife 1.0" is an operating system designed to run all programs. You can't remove "Wife 1.0" or go back to "Girlfriend 7.0" because "Wife 1.0" is not designed with this function. It is impossible to uninstall, delete or clear these program files already installed in the system.
Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0" or "Wife 2.0", and the result is more problems (see the manual for alimony/child support/lawyer fees). I have installed "Wife 1.0", and I suggest you keep the current installation status and properly solve the difficulties you encounter.
When any error or problem occurs, no matter what you think is the cause, you must run the "C:\I Apologize" program and avoid using the "Exit Key". It may be necessary to run "C:\I Apologize" multiple times as needed, hoping that the operating system will eventually return to the initial state.
Although "Wife 1.0" is a program that requires high maintenance, it can also be very beneficial to people. To make full use of it, you need to buy some additional software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolate 5.0".
Do not install "Secretary (Short Skirt Version)" under any circumstances, because "Wife 1.0" does not support this program, and the system will crash most of the time.
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哈哈~。有意思啊。升级版本
Haha~. Interesting. Upgrade version
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楼主好搞笑哦,呵呵
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强强,佩服楼主的表达能力~~~~~~~~~~~~
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呵呵,真有趣,写得不错啊,我挺喜欢拿计算机来幽默一下现实生活。支持一下。
Hehe, really interesting, well written, I quite like using computers to humor real life. Support.
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有篇文章太好了,但是得300分才可以看呢,我今天的任务就是灌水
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