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lzy2000
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整人专家
我们上高中时，有些老师对学生很是不好。一帮学生被压迫已久，便商量好好整老师。这天，这老师在课堂上讲课，坐后排的一男生面露痛苦之色，手捂着肚子轻轻地呻吟.老师也没搭理，继续说教，进行一半时，老师刚一转身面向黑板写笔记，这位男生突然"凹…… 哇……！！！"(呕吐的声音)同桌的一位男生以极快的速度将一瓶八宝粥倒于这位男生的课桌之上，老师回过头时正见桌上布满黄白之 物。这时，另一位男生拿出一把小勺，一勺一勺地将课桌上的东西舀来吃，边嚼还边说:"嘿，这哥们中午吃的花生耶。"
老师见状："哇……凹……"，然后狂吐不止。
Prank Expert
When we were in high school, some teachers were really bad to students. A group of students, who had been oppressed for a long time, discussed to prank the teacher well. One day, the teacher was giving a lecture in class. A boy sitting in the back row showed a look of pain, covering his stomach and groaning softly. The teacher didn't pay attention and continued to teach. When the lecture was halfway through, as soon as the teacher turned around to write notes on the blackboard, this boy suddenly "Ooh... Wow...!!! "(vomiting sound). A boy at the same table poured a can of eight-treasure porridge onto the boy's desk at an extremely fast speed. When the teacher turned back, he saw that the desk was covered with yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon and scooped up the things on the desk spoon by spoon, chewing while saying, "Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon."
The teacher saw this: "Wow... Ooh...", and then vomited violently.
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jieok3375
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你厉害呀…
恶心……
You are amazing... Disgusting...
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~~~~好好学习
天天向上~~~~ |
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s2731
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老师不把那个吃东西的送医院才怪。---洗胃、再打几天消炎针 
It's no wonder the teacher didn't send the one eating something to the hospital. --- Gastric lavage and then a few days of anti-inflammatory injections :)
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楼上的当在家，
楼下的当在外，
楼主应当做买卖，
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johnice
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晕啊~这么也可以啊，真是牛人啊~服
Oh, this is amazing~ It can be like this, really a great person~ I'm convinced
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qoop
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这种事都有人干得出！真是绝了 ！
Such things can be done by someone! It's really amazing!
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chineselgs
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汗。这样都想得出来，偑服得很啊。
Sweat. You can think of this, really admire you a lot.
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饮马恒河畔，剑指天山西,碎叶城揽月，库叶岛赏雪,黑海之滨垂钓，贝尔加湖面张弓；中南半岛访古，东京废墟祭祖!
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雨露
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redtek
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佩服佩服～：）
Admired admired～:)
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Redtek，一个永远在网上流浪的人……
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