DOS is the wife
Windows is the lover
DOS is dull and uninteresting
Windows is colorful
DOS is single-threaded
Windows is multitasking
DOS can often do many things with just one command
Windows often has no response after double-clicking countless times
DOS wears plain clothes until old
Windows often changes the desktop
DOS breaks down once infected with a virus
Windows runs foolishly even with viruses all over
DOS can work with 1MB of memory
Windows still thinks 256MB is too little
DOS is installed in a few minutes
Windows takes 3000 seconds to install
DOS may become Windows if you have money to upgrade
When Windows is broken and crashes, you still have to turn to DOS
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